Chapter 73: Quality Goods!
In Ke Chen City, the civil affairs bureau staff across all districts "spontaneously" organized overtime.
At the City Management Team, overtime was "compulsorily" organized.
Inside the meeting room.
[Investigation Team] The Corpse Interpreter yawned, drank milk tea, and forced himself to focus while introducing:
"The Pure Love Minotaur Warrior, a senior officer under the Lazy Legislator, was the highest touted successor of the Lazy Legislator twenty years ago.
Twenty years ago, everyone thought the Lazy Legislator was doomed, his body was battered, even the Lustful Legislator, who was less injured, died during the election period, yet surprisingly...
The Lazy Legislator survived for unknown reasons.
Rumor has it that he didn’t die because he thought if he had to die, he would need to appoint a successor, transfer his power, arrange a funeral, change into funeral clothes, and check if he liked the burial place, which was too troublesome, so he was too lazy to die...
Because the Lazy Legislator didn’t die for so many years, the current Pure Love Minotaur Warrior is just one among several highly touted successors.
Alright, let’s talk about his abilities now.
Previously, the Pure Love Minotaur Warrior’s powers grew stronger the more he loved his wife...
Later, due to family conflicts and the intervention of a certain mysterious superpower user surnamed Wang, the Pure Love Minotaur Warrior’s power began to decline, and a "Paternity Test Report" directly caused his power to mutate!
Mutation after ability maturation is very rare!
Now, the Pure Love Minotaur Warrior can incite conflict and quarrels among lovers he has met, causing them to experience negative emotions.
The more negative emotions among lovers in a place, the more powerful the Pure Love Minotaur Warrior’s abilities become, that’s how it is...
[Investigation Team] The Corpse Interpreter stands on stage, earnestly delivering a report.
He used to be carefree, giving casual reports, but after repeated private guidance from the City Management Team leader, he decided to work seriously and earnestly deliver the report rather than perfunctory. But when he looked up...
Oh no!
Below the stage, everyone was fiddling with their phones.
No one was listening to the report!
"Hey hey hey! I worked hard on this report, could you at least listen～"
"Corpse Interpreter, hold on a moment."
[Investigation Team] The team leader waved his hand and said:
"My wife found my dance learning videos. I learned dance not to hold hands with the dance teacher. It’s a form of containment, but my wife doesn’t know this and is arguing with me now!
It must be the Pure Love Minotaur Warrior’s doing... no need to wait, my wife has blocked me already!"
[Investigation Team] The team leader sighed, looked around, pushed the glasses on the nose and said:
"Based on analysis, the Pure Love Minotaur Warrior currently won’t directly confront us; he just wants to vex us.
Yet we can’t let him wander in the city anymore, or else chaos will ensue!
His ability, how do we solve it? Are there solutions?"
[Corpse Interpreter] turned to the last page of the report and said:
"Regarding the reasons for erupting marital conflicts, some members of the [Investigation Team] have discussed several solutions that could ease marital conflicts, but it might require some hands from the [Logistics Team] for assistance.
Maybe, we might need to look for external help?"
"External help, are those the Extraordinary who haven’t joined us but whose info is registered?"
"Yes, we found these people might be suitable, their code names are [I have read it], [Milk Tea Master], [Golden Egg Fried Rice], [Housekeeper Auntie], [Barber Shop Brother], [Kindergarten Leader], [Selling Sleepiness]...
These folks can provide a certain amount of positive emotional value in various dimensions of marital life.
Moreover, we recommend that, during this period, apart from special positions, the whole city promotes not working overtime, which would also benefit marital life..."
...
While part of the City Management Team was discussing, analyzing, and providing solutions against the Pure Love Minotaur Warrior...
Lin Hao’s incarnation, wrapped tightly in a [Medicine Salesman Outfit], sat face to face with Mr. Hua himself, equally wrapped tightly in a [Medicine Buying Set].
"I heard you’re a friend of Lin Hao’s brother, Mr. Hua?" Lin Hao’s incarnation asked "pressing" his voice downward.
"Yes, I heard you’re a friend of Lin Hao." Mr. Hua’s voice was "thin" when he replied.
After both confirmed each other’s identity.
"Goods?" asked Mr. Hua.
"Over here." Lin Hao’s incarnation placed a box next to him on the table, pushing it to Mr. Hua.
Mr. Hua opened the box, felt around...
Inside were black stockings rated by logs, including [Sun-blocking Black Stockings (ordinary)], [Shaping Black Stockings (ordinary)], [Concealing Black Stockings (ordinary)], [Black Stockings for enhancing some math skills (ordinary)], [Non-reusable Black Stockings (ordinary)]...
And there were family styles, like [Black Stockings for promoting harmonious marital life (ordinary)]...
"Hmm, nice fabric, feels good in the hand."
"Feels even better when worn!"
While the two were discussing, suddenly outside came a siren sound of "Arrest, arrest, arrest..."
Coming fast!
Bang!
The door was forcefully pushed open!
Senior and junior officers burst through the door.
"Do not move!"
"Put your hands on your head!"
However, the inside of the private room was completely empty.
The two officers felt a crow called "ga ga ga" flew over their heads...
The waiter poked his head between them to faithfully provide an NPC-style introduction:
"Officer comrades, there were bad... huh? Where are they?"
The private room was empty.
Only the window left open, wind blowing through!
"Officer comrades, there really were people here just now, looking sneaky, they were wrapped tightly all over, one even carrying a big box, they didn’t look like good people! That’s how the movies portray them."
Saying this, the waiter squeezed into the private room, pointing at the window and saying:
"Moreover, they must have left from here!"
Then pointed at the air conditioning vent:
"Look! The air conditioning is still running here! With the windows opened so wide! Such poor manners! They must be bad guys!"
The elderly officer gave the young officer a look.
The young officer raised an eyebrow, indicating he "got it".
"Alright, first bring up the surveillance footage from your side..."
After retrieving the surveillance, they hurriedly rushed to a nearby civil affairs bureau...
Good grief, starting work before the sun rises!
Even White Impermanence would approve!
...
Meanwhile, Mr. Hua, wrapped tightly all over, was navigating through a dark alley!
Absolutely can’t let anyone know—
Mr. Hua’s friend is Mr. Hua!
There are countless ways for him, Mr. Hua, to perish!
But he absolutely cannot suffer social death.
Thanks to his cultivation since childhood, after running quite a distance, Mr. Hua only felt slightly breathless.
After huffing and puffing for a while, ensuring no one would follow, he determined the direction and set off toward Chenxi District...
Today, he’ll make a recommendation to those friends, though direct marketing won’t be very effective.
However...
Mr. Hua touched the gourd in his backpack.
With these Xiong Lan’s Small Pills, it’ll be different.
He believes his friends definitely have "friends" who need these things, and while at it, promote a bit...
No problem at all.
As Mr. Hua, although the family had fallen, it had only been a day.
Holding up appearances isn’t an issue.
Just say...
These black stockings are from a friend’s new small factory, now seeking some reviews...
Yes, just say that!
Having crafted a persona, Mr. Hua arrived at Paradise Entertainment Club’s No. 1 suite in Chenxi District and pushed open the door.
Mr. Hua spoke:
"Brothers, you’ve waited a long time, I’ve brought the good stuff."
But, no one responded.
The suite was empty.
Eh...
Where are the people?
Wait, there’s still one person.
"Mr. Hua, how will the suite fee be paid tonight?"
"Put it on my tab!"
"Mr. Hua, the owner says no tabs allowed."
"I...you...I used to spend so much here, you...alright alright, just wait! You wait for me! Let me make a call!"
Wasn’t the Hua Family only in decline for a day?
Falling so fast???
Mr. Hua was very angry.
Mr. Hua took out his phone.
...
Lin Hao’s phone rang...
"Brother, can I borrow some money to cover an emergency first? My friend wasn’t the one who got the good stuff from your friend, then I helped my friend promote a bit, but encountered a tiny obstacle during promotion, needing a tiny bit of PR expense."
...
After paying the suite fee, Mr. Hua quickly adjusted his mindset, deciding to put aside his dignity...
and go for grassroots promotion.
After much mental preparation, Mr. Hua knocked on a door, entered, and was driven out.
After multiple rejections, he finally ran into some acquaintances.
This time, he wasn’t immediately driven away.
After all, face-to-face requires leaving some dignity...
Strike while the iron is hot—
Mr. Hua presented a pair of [black stockings for promoting marital harmony (ordinary)], introducing:
"This pair can enhance marital harmony, named...
’The Temptation to Come Home.’"
In the suite, someone laughed:
"Home is not as good as here."
Yet when someone took this pair of stockings, the dazzling lights, the intoxicating allure here, suddenly seemed so annoying?
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