Fuck! What Do You Mean I Have To Tame Them To Survive!?

When Serafall arrived at Ajuka's laboratory, his assistant, a young woman from the Astaroth House, respectfully led the female Maou to one of the private research rooms before quietly leaving her alone.

"Serafall, you are here." A magic hologram appeared before her, displaying a clear image of Ajuka standing calmly. He spoke to her in his usual composed tone.

"The thing you want is over there. It is the yellow one."

Ajuka rarely stayed in the Underworld. He almost never involved himself in government affairs and left everything to his subordinates, who coordinated with Sirzechs instead. The location of his true whereabouts was usually a well kept secret. What others did know was that he was currently in the human world, working on some sort of game.

Since Serafall had asked him to create that strange device for her, he had taken his time with it. He had even made a second one on the side, purely for fun.

"I don't know what you are planning to do with that thing, but do not tell Sirzechs that I was the one who gave it to you. He will nag me to no end," Ajuka said, watching Serafall rush excitedly toward the counter where two similar devices were placed. He warned her, even though he knew she would not listen to him at all.

"Yeah, sure, don't worry. You can go back to your business, I know you are very busy," Serafall replied absentmindedly.

As expected, she didn't even bother looking at him. Her shining eyes were locked onto the two devices on the counter with such frightening intensity that it actually startled Ajuka. He immediately cut off the holographic connection without another word.

He had no idea who Serafall's target was, but he could not help but feel some pity for that poor soul.

Too bad he would not be there to watch the show.

"There are two. Which one is the correct one?"

When Serafall reached out to pick up the device, she did not know which one was the right one.

Before her were two neatly placed pens. One was yellow, the other a bright pink. Because she had been too distracted by her own fantasies, she had not heard Ajuka's words clearly.

She was troubled now.

In the end, she scratched her head for a moment before picking up the pink pen with a decisive nod, "It looks pink. It must be it!"

"With this, everything will be solved."

Serafall hugged the pink pen tightly between her large breasts and giggled creepily. She threw her head back and began to laugh like a cliché villain from the 90s. Her scary, obsessive eyes reflected clearly in the smooth metallic ceiling above as she cackled with unrestrained joy.

"Hahaha! I won! I won!"

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"Senpai! Sniff! Sniff!"

The moment the door opened, Koneko's small figure flew through the air like a comet and dove straight into Yusuke's arms. She hugged him tightly, pressing her face against his chest and sniffing repeatedly, her nose moving as she took in his scent.

"You had sex with Isabela-san. Sniff, sniff... It must have been very hardcore sex... Sniff, sniff... It must have been outdoors... Sniff, sniff... In the wild." She raised her head and stared up at him with her golden eyes.

"How did you know?" Yusuke asked, gently patting her head as he walked toward the living room with Isabella. The two of them had just returned from the mountain cliff and were honestly quite hungry after such an intense session together.

He found it both funny and interesting how Koneko had managed to deduce so many details so accurately. Still, he already had a pretty good hunch about her answer.

'She smell it.'

"I smell it, Senpai," Koneko replied, just as he had expected.

When Yusuke sat down on the sofa, she immediately climbed onto his lap and rested her back against his chest. She turned her head toward Isabella with a curious expression and asked innocently, "Did it feel good fucking outdoors?"

"Unbelievably so!" Isabella answered instantly, her voice clear and filled with absolute conviction, as if she were speaking about something sacred. She leaned against Yusuke's chest, kissed his cheek tenderly, and looked at the white-haired girl with a meaningful smile.

"You should try it too sometime."

"Hmm, I'll do it. Right, Senpai?" Koneko's curiosity about outdoor sex was instantly piqued. She glanced up at Yusuke with bright, expectant golden eyes.

"...Alright," Yusuke sighed, looking at both girls helplessly. Talking about sex this early in the morning... He shook his head slightly and chose not to say anything else.

The three of them continued chatting for a little while longer. Soon, the elevator leading to the underground floors opened with a soft ding. From it emerged Asia, Xenovia, and Irina, all three walking out with bright, beaming, and incredibly satisfied expressions.

They looked thoroughly refreshed, as if they had just vented every last bit of negative emotion they had been carrying.

"Darling!"

"Yu!"

"Yusuke-sama!"

As soon as they saw him, the smiles on their faces grew even brighter and happier. They immediately ran toward him. Irina jumped onto the sofa and sat right next to him while Xenovia hugged him tightly from behind. Asia, on the other hand, stood still with both hands clasped neatly in front of her, gazing at him first before shifting her sharp eyes toward Isabella.

Yusuke leaned in and kissed Irina, then turned and kissed Xenovia as well. After that, he pulled Asia closer and gave her a deep kiss, too.

He found it rather strange that the three girls had come up together from the underground elevator this early in the morning, but he had a feeling that he shouldn't ask about it. His instincts told him that he probably wouldn't like the answer.

A few minutes later, the rest of the women began waking up and coming out of their rooms.

Eleonora and Ravel instantly fixed sharp, piercing gazes on Isabella. Without a single word, they grabbed her arms and dragged her away to somewhere else.

Grayfia, Yubelluna, Akeno, Venelana, and Rias each gave Yusuke a loving kiss in turn before heading to the kitchen to prepare breakfast.

"I'll go help too," Sona said as she was about to head toward the kitchen to help with breakfast.

She was immediately stopped by Yusuke and the others. Yusuke pulled her back gently and made her sit on his lap instead.

"What are you doing?" she asked.

"I missed you lately, and I want a hug. Is it too much to ask?" Yusuke hugged her tightly from behind and whispered softly into her ear. From over her shoulder, he met the gazes of the other women. They all wiped imaginary sweat from their brows and secretly gave him a thumbs-up.

Everyone present knew the horror that was Sona's cooking. Heck, Yusuke still had not fully recovered from the trauma of the time he had eaten her food.

Even Koneko, who had just been pushed from her precious spot on Yusuke's lap, let out a small sigh of relief.

"Yusuke! I missed you too! If you say something like this, I'll go crazy!" Sona was completely unaware of the gazes behind her. She melted instantly into Yusuke's arms, letting out a happy shriek as she hugged him tightly and pulled him into a deep, passionate French kiss.

"..." The girls who had been sighing in relief just moments ago now glared at Sona with jealousy. Why didn't they also have terrible cooking skills? Should they start making poisonous food, too?

Meanwhile, as Sona passionately made out with Yusuke, twisting and grinding her soft ass against his growing erection, a sly, triumphant thought ran through her mind, 'All according to keikaku!'

Of course, she knew her cooking was terrible. Ever since the incident where she had sent Yusuke into a coma with her food, she had never tried to cook again.

However, with her genius, she had devised this perfect plan. Every morning, she would pretend she wanted to help prepare breakfast. This always ended with Yusuke desperately stopping her, pulling her into his arms, and showering her with love right in front of the other women.

The best part was that the others cooperated with her plan involuntarily. They were so terrified of her cooking that they actively helped Yusuke restrain her every single time, unknowingly giving Sona exactly what she wanted.

When the two finally stopped kissing, the door was suddenly slammed open, "Yu-tan! So-tan! I am back!"

Serafall rushed in with her usual energetic cheer, only to be met with the sight of Yusuke and Sona still wrapped in each other's arms. A faint blush colored her cheeks as her mind instantly wandered off into unhealthy territory, imagining the three of them intertwining their sweaty bodies together.

"Hehehe!"

Serafall was in such a good mood that her mind selectively ignored the other women present. She rushed to Yusuke and said, "Yu-tan, I have a present for you!"

"What is it?" Yusuke's senses tingled. He gazed cautiously at Serafall. For some reason, the way she stared at him made him uneasy, as if he were being watched by a predator.

...

On the other side of Kuoh Town, near the park, two people were walking casually. Although they were not doing anything particularly strange, their unusual appearance naturally drew quite a bit of attention from passersby.

One was a very handsome and cool-looking man with silver hair. He wore a simple pair of jeans and a black leather jacket, both hands tucked casually into his pockets as he walked with an indifferent expression.

Walking beside him was a beautiful young woman with a voluptuous figure. She had long black hair with split bangs and hazel-gold eyes with cat-like pupils. She wore a black kimono that was deliberately opened at the shoulders, generously revealing her smooth skin and her soft, large breasts.

"I can finally see Shirone! Nya!" Kuroka looked around, her nose twitching. This was the first time she had come to Kuoh Town with someone else. Most of the time, she came here in secret, watching how her younger sister was doing before quietly leaving.

Suddenly, Kuroka's eyes lit up. She had picked up Koneko's familiar aura nearby. Without hesitation, she dashed off at full speed, leaving a blur behind her and a speechless Vali standing alone.

"Shirone..." Kuroka hid behind a tree, peering out with sparkling eyes. The moment she saw her sister, however, her lips parted, and her mouth fell open in pure shock.

"Wait… Shirone?!!!"

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