My Horny Stepmom Turns Me into Her Vampire Slave

"Seriously, do you think it's normal that I can't even fall asleep for a minute without my brother starting to do indecent things with you?" Mia grumbles.

It's the classic moment where a girl vents to her friends about boys.

Except the friends she's venting to are Zaira and Yuzu — Ren's little sister.

Zaira practically starts drooling, and Yuzu isn't much better.

"I'm so jealous… my big bro's never done indecent things to me while I was asleep… it's true what they say: some people just don't appreciate what they have…" Yuzu grumbles.

"…especially when the guy we're talking about has a huge cock! Aaaah, Mia… when are you finally going to loosen up a little?" Zaira adds, shaking her head in disappointment.

Mia lets out a long sigh of resignation.

"I should've known you two would answer like that — I don't even know why I bothered telling you… come on, classes are about to start. Chris and the others are waiting for us."

"Ugh… I'm so jealous that you guys are all in the same class while I'm still in middle school… Being the youngest seriously sucks…" Yuzu pouts.

"Trust me, you're better off not having Chris and Leon sitting next to you…"

Meanwhile, in another part of Tsugumi High's courtyard.

"You and Mia are seriously like cats and dogs, huh? You're always fighting — this morning she even kept her distance from you on the way to school. You must seriously suck as a brother," Leon comments.

"H-How many times do I have to tell you it was all just one huge misunderstanding? She fell asleep, collapsed on top of me, and… uh… you already know the rest! It was seriously just an accident!"

"Maybe she's angry at you because these things only happen by accident and never because you actually make a move?" Ren chimes in.

He takes a drag from his cigarette before continuing.

"Think about it for a second… from what you've told me, all those awkward situations you two fight over happen pretty often because of her. And last night was the same. Have you ever considered that she might be doing it on purpose to get you to make the first move?"

"Nah… Mia would seriously kill me if I actually made a move. Do you remember what happened during training last week? I took the chance to quickly grope her ass and she beat the crap out of me!"

"Yeah… but that was after you apologized saying you hadn't done it on purpose. Besides, we were all there that night, so it doesn't really count. You should try something when you're alone together."

"Yeah, and without any witnesses that'll be the perfect chance for her to actually kill me…"

"You and Mia are both complicated as hell…" Ren says, shaking his head.

"I'm not the complicated one — she is!" Chris shoots back. "That girl is seriously obsessed with sex, but in the complete opposite way!"

Ren and Leon immediately start subtly signaling him to stop talking, but Chris completely misses the hint and keeps ranting without stopping.

"Everything I say or do, she somehow turns into something sexual! Seriously, at this point I can't even look at her without her instantly accusing me of fantasizing about her… I mean, sometimes she's right, but that's not the point!"

His two friends keep frantically signaling for Chris to shut up, but it's useless.

"…she acts all prudish and innocent, but deep down I think she's the horniest girl in the entire multiverse! That's why she sees everything in a sexual way! The truth is she just needs to get properly laid so she can stop acting like such a bitter girl with a victim complex!"

"We tried to warn you…" Leon whispers, lowering his head.

"Warn me… about what?"

"I didn't quite catch the part about the horniest girl in the entire multiverse… mind repeating it?"

Chris instantly freezes the moment he hears those words hissed behind him, and a chill runs down his spine.

"Mia's… behind me… isn't she?"

Ren and Leon nod, then slowly take a few steps back.

Without even turning around, Chris clasps his hands together like he's praying.

"It was nice knowing you guys. I'll see you again in the Realm of the Dead."

BAM!

"OW!"

Chris crashes face-first onto the ground after Mia slams a brutal punch into the back of his head.

"Damn it, Mia, that hurt! W-What the hell was that for?!"

"You've seriously got the nerve to ask, you stupid pervert? And be grateful we're at school, otherwise you wouldn't have gotten off with just a light punch!"

Chris rolls around on the ground, clutching his throbbing head.

And that was a light punch?! She almost cracked my skull open, damn it!

"Hey, what's going on here?!" shouts Claire Kurotsuki, the student council president, who witnessed the whole scene from nearby.

"Chris and Mia… Jones? Honestly, I expected better from you two! I don't want fights happening at my school, so I hope this never happens again! Keep your arguments outside here!"

"Why are you scolding me too when I'm the victim here?!" Chris complains.

Mia, meanwhile, gives a polite bow.

"My apologies, Claire. I promise it won't happen again…"

Then she throws Chris a murderous glare.

"…and we're settling this once we get home!"

After scolding them, Claire's stern expression softens into a faint smile. Then she looks down at Chris, who's still curled up on the ground.

"Anyway… Chris, are you free after school? You've been here for a month already, and yet all I know about you is your name…"

To be honest, she doesn't even know that, since my real name isn't actually Chris Jones…

"…as the student council president, it's my duty to know every student at Tsugumi High. We could use the opportunity to talk about how you're adjusting to the new school and whether you've had any problems so far. What do you think?"

Chris is completely caught off guard by that request, and Mia is just as surprised.

The student council president… such a refined and composed girl… invited that idiot brother of mine to spend the afternoon with her?! Don't tell me… she likes him… and this is just an excuse to ask him out?! C-Chris… I swear, if you accept an invitation from that sneaky flirt, I'll…

"Ah, of course you two are invited as well," Claire adds, turning toward Mia and Zaira.

"I'd be happy to come!" Mia blurts out without thinking twice.

"Wow, Mia, you seem really eager to talk about school issues with Claire… or maybe you just don't want her and Chris alone together…?" Zaira murmurs, nudging Mia teasingly with her elbow.

"D-Don't say stupid crap, idiot! It's just that… I can't leave that perverted idiot of a brother alone with her!"

"Thanks for thinking so highly of me…" Chris grumbles. "…Anyway, it's fine with me too."

Claire gives them a small grateful bow.

"I'm really happy to hear that. Then I'll see you outside the school once classes are over."