Chapter 63 : All of You Become Horse Monkey Shochu!
63: All of You Become Horse Monkey Shochu!
Lin Muyao was very happy today.
As a Bilibili million-subscriber UP host, to maintain popularity and meet Bilibili's requirements, she had to update several dynamic livestreams every week. Combined with part-time acting work, it was actually very exhausting.
After all, to be a good actress, acting skills were certainly important, but fame also needed to be consolidated.
Usually every weekend was her busiest day. Not to mention updating funny home videos with 'Xiaobai', she also had to livestream at night. The content for each night's livestream was always a headache for Lin Muyao.
But times were different now—today was Lin Muyao's 19th birthday.
Regarding tonight's weekend livestream content, it was also simple—just film the happy scenes of celebrating her birthday.
Originally, Lin Muyao's plan today was to finish theater filming, then simply buy a small cake and some snacks for a small celebration.
But during the morning performance, the filming crew's cables had problems and unexpectedly lost power, making today effectively an early dismissal.
Because the crew's filming work recently needed reshooting due to actor controversies and the rushed schedule was very tiring, Lin Muyao, who returned home at noon, enjoyed a rare lazy afternoon nap.
Perhaps thinking that after waking up she could carefully prepare a delicious feast, not being perfunctory and having a proper birthday, and even having her first boyfriend in life accompany her.
Thinking of Su Mo's shy, pure, cute rabbit-like expressions when they were together, just imagining it made the napping Lin Muyao find it extremely interesting.
As everyone knows, human subconsciousness can influence dreams to some extent.
At this moment, Lin Muyao, in a good mood and already napping, was dreaming about soft, cuddly Su Mo and birthday simulations.
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The dream's setting was in the kitchen of Apartment 1103 at Weiyang Apartments, which Lin Muyao knew extremely well.
On the dining table of the small kitchen filled with warm domestic atmosphere, several dishes with excellent color, aroma, and taste were currently displayed.
In the center of the table sat a double-layer cream cake with 19 candles, beside which was a basin of obviously spicy and fragrant crayfish, a dish of golden-colored candied sweet potato, and a plate of delicate and appetizing turbot.
As for why the clearly dish 'turbot' was described with the human-describing adjective 'delicate'.
That was because in Lin Muyao's current dream, this plate of turbot wasn't actually a dish, but transformed from Su Mo.
Looking at Su Mo frantically jumping around in the plate, eyes red as if about to cry when facing the chopsticks reaching toward him.
Lin Muyao, who held dominance in her sleep, couldn't help but show intense interest on her youthful, beautiful face.
Although Lin Muyao usually gave the impression of being a beautiful girl like a flower on a high peak, plus her good family background gave her the vibe of an unattainable rich young lady, as if no evil thoughts were related to her.
But as a human, who wouldn't have evil thoughts?
Those fixed impressions were just Lin Muyao as an actress suppressing herself in reality.
Now looking at the bizarre yet extremely interesting dream before her, knowing this wouldn't be discovered by outsiders, Lin Muyao naturally wouldn't restrain herself and only wanted to enjoy it thoroughly!
Gently using her tender white hand, she scooped a large spoonful of cream from the cake placed in the table's center.
The next second, splat~
She directly smeared the soft cream full of sweet cake sweetness onto the lively jumping little fish boyfriend~ Su Mo.
Looking at Su Mo being buried by a blob of cream, directly becoming a cream puff with only a pair of deep peach blossom eyes glaring at her fiercely. But because he was too weak, this anger instead became cute, presenting an adorable image of a soft, bullied little thing.
Lin Muyao in the dream squinted her bright almond eyes into slits from this interesting development, gently cupping little fish Su Mo in her palms with both hands, saying in a good mood: "Hehe, little boyfriend, how are you so cute? I can't help but want to bully you!"
Su Mo, who had just successfully used the Dream Entry skill to cross over, was immediately smeared with cream, and now hearing Lin Muyao's bullying remarks, looking at the mountain formed by two green onion fingertips reaching toward her.
Although she hadn't figured out the situation yet, relying on survival instincts, Su Mo still flapped her black wings behind her and began to flee.
"Eh, little boyfriend, aren't you a fish? How did you fly away?"
Seeing her little boyfriend change from a 'cream puff fish' to a 'cream flying fish' and start escaping.
If this scene happened in reality, Lin Muyao would definitely find it incredible.
But in dreams, logic was often inconsistent and fantastical. Lin Muyao didn't pay much attention and the next second reached out toward Su Mo again.
Su Mo entering the dream originally had a simple idea.
Just to give that evil black-hearted loli Senior An Xiaoqian a lesson.
During this period, she would take away girlfriend Lin Muyao's vision and let her quietly wait on the side.
But now feeling the constantly sticky cream texture on her body, hearing girlfriend Lin Muyao's problematic statements like: "Little boyfriend, don't let me catch you, if I catch you I'll hehehe..." and the earlier bullying remarks.
This made Su Mo, whose inner S desires had reached their peak, develop another thought.
Disobedient girlfriends, like disobedient black-hearted loli seniors, also needed someone to properly discipline them!
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Whoosh~~~
After dodging an attack from the Five Finger Mountain, fairy-like Su Mo gently wielded the four-pointed star whip in her hand, striking the candied sweet potato dish on the table.
Slap~
With a crisp sound, the struck plate of glazed sweet potato.
The next moment, that glazed sweet potato seemed to come alive and began attacking Lin Muyao.
Perhaps because the scene was too unexpected and fantastical, before Lin Muyao could react.
Her pair of bright almond eyes were covered by layers of sugar syrup, losing her vision.
Her slender, crystalline hands and feet began wrapping with circles of golden-colored sweet potato.
Having her vision suddenly deprived and her hands and feet restricted.
Lin Muyao lost her balance and sat directly on the table. Although she wasn't hurt, all the exquisite dishes on the table were knocked to the floor.
Splat~ Crash~~~
For a moment, crisp sounds rang incredibly clear in the dream.
With the transmission of these crisp sounds.
Creak~
The next second, the pink door of 1103 was opened.
An Xiaoqian, who had just been having a 'goblin' dream of bullying Su Mo and had just cornered Su Mo, planning to do some fun things.
Suddenly the dream switched to her own home. That feeling of falling from clouds to hell made her already irritated, and now hearing the 'clanging' sounds from the kitchen, An Xiaoqian was even angrier.
Instinctively pushing the door open forcefully, the furious An Xiaoqian saw Su Mo's evil queen outfit after recovering from her 'dish' transformation.
Looking at Su Mo's wave-like long hair gently swaying, the cute little navel exposed on her willow-like slender waist, those two full little white rabbits with only shameful five-pointed star stickers, presenting the appearance of a truly top-quality lewd beautiful girl.
The anger in dream An Xiaoqian's heart instantly disappeared, her round eyes flashing with brightness.
Hehehe, so her sleeping consciousness had begun actively pushing versions of bullying 'Su Mo' to her?
Mm, worthy of me!
After a small moment of amazement, facing the dream Su Mo full of temptation and novelty, An Xiaoqian stepped forward with her two little white legs.
After all, only viewing from afar without intimate play wasn't her style!
Tap tap tap~
Her white-stockinged little feet in slippers made cheerful sounds on the ground, indicating a good mood.
However, this crisp sound didn't last long. After An Xiaoqian walked five steps, it abruptly stopped.
Why did An Xiaoqian stop walking?
That was because as her walking perspective advanced, after rounding the living room refrigerator, she saw her best friend with eyes covered by golden threads, covered in golden glazed sweet potato lying on the ground like a dehydrated fish, being stepped on by Su Mo's slender jade feet like a queen.
Seeing this scene, then looking at Su Mo's deep peach blossom eyes focused on her, filled with intense excited flames.
Perhaps due to her natural loli radar, An Xiaoqian at this moment keenly sensed danger.
Her cute white feet instinctively wanted to retreat.
But before that retreating white-stockinged foot could touch the ground, Su Mo's disguised cute male voice rang out in 1103.
"Since you're here, don't leave. All of you become horse monkey shochu!!!"
"All of you become~~~~"