Chapter 1
Chapter 1: The Innate RBQ Holy Body
The morning sun poured in through the window, birdsong echoed in her ears, Lilu's eyelids twitched, and she slowly opened her eyes, taking a moment to adjust to the piercing sunlight. When she noticed she was lying face-down on the bed with her rear end sticking up in the air, her heart finally died completely.
Damn it, why did things end up like this!
Lilu was a Transmigrator, originally from Earth in the 21st century. One day, while humming a song and running a red light on a shared bicycle, he was sent straight to the Other World by a large truck. The Goddess took pity on this unlucky soul who had died so young, and gave him two Card Draw chances. As luck would have it, his draw luck exploded, and he pulled both the SSR Skills "Undying Body" and "Universal Charmer" in one go.
"Hahahaha, now I can live the Cheat Mode life in the Other World!"
Lost in his visions of a wonderful future, he completely failed to notice the wicked smile tugging at the corner of the Goddess's lips. Then he found himself transformed into a beautiful silver-haired, red-eyed Elf Race girl, tossed into a forest crawling with Goblins. Lilu watched in horror as the Goblins closed in around her. She tried to fight back, but was brutally slaughtered! Yet before long, Lilu came back to life again. She turned and ran, only to be killed once more.
The screams of a beautiful girl echoed through the forest. Lilu had lost count of how many times she had died. The clothes on her body were already in tatters. She stared into the dark forest and couldn't help but shed tears of regret. She had thought this would be a Cheat Mode life — so why had she become Cannon Fodder instead? Just when she didn't know what to do, she met a young man by a stream who called himself a Hero.
The young man led her out of the forest. The moment she stepped out of that sunless, lightless forest, Lilu truly saw the Hero as her own light, and her shameful heart fluttered! After that, she obediently followed the Hero home — and the result was exactly what she woke up to now.
Damn it, damn it, damn it! Why did she suddenly become a cream puff!
Letting out a long, heavy sigh, Lilu dragged her exhausted body into the shower. She pulled down the rope, and icy water poured out from the tilted iron bucket, splashing over her head and jolting her awake. Only then did Lilu fully clear her head from last night's revelry. The moment she thought about what that self-proclaimed Hero had done to her, shame and fury rose up all at once, and even her innocent, pretty little face in the mirror became twisted.
After finally washing herself clean, Lilu wrapped herself in a bedsheet and returned to the bedroom. Looking at the utterly wrecked bed, she let out another long sigh. Everything that happened last night felt like a dream — painful at first, but quickly becoming comfortable, until she had drifted into a half-asleep haze and simply lost herself in the sensation.
"Undying Body plus Universal Charmer — so this is the Innate Holy Body?"
The Goddess's wicked laughter rang down from the heavens. Lilu finally understood that she had been deceived. She had become a tool for the Goddess's own amusement, and everything she was suffering now was all part of the Goddess's scheme! Damn Goddess, I will kill you one day! Lilu thought this to herself, and gave the leg of the bed a hard kick.
Ahhhh—!
The beautiful girl's shriek rang out across the entire courtyard, and Lilu rolled around on the floor clutching her little toes.
"Fred? Are you up? I'm coming in!"
Crash!
The door was kicked open with brute force. Lilu, still cradling her little foot, stared in terror at the King Kong Barbie standing in the doorway. That's right — it was a woman, but one with muscles that would make bodybuilders hang their heads in shame. The eight-pack abs beneath her Bikini Armor were sharply defined, and black tattoos covered her brown skin, radiating a fierce, wild beauty.
"Hmm? Who are you?"
The Barbarian Tribe female warrior walked over, reached out, grabbed Lilu who was trying to flee, and hoisted her up by the ankle. The bedsheet slipped away, leaving Lilu bare once again, as the Barbarian Tribe female warrior stared at her pale little bottom, lost in thought.
"Ah, I see — so you're Fred's new woman?"
"No…… I'm just staying here temporarily." Lilu explained, "And I don't even know Fred."
"Ahahaha, understood, understood," the Barbarian Tribe female warrior said, pointing at the wrecked bed. "You two really went at it hard last night — it's rare to see it this messed up. But Fred just cries like a little boy in my hands. The strong boys back in the tribe are more my type."
With that, she dropped Lilu onto the bed.
"My name is Aernis," she said. "Warrior of the Sotuk Tribe. What's your name?"
"Lilu……"
"Hahaha, you're so cute!"
Aernis reached out her large hand and vigorously rubbed Lilu's head. Lilu endured it with tears brimming in her eyes, her quiet, long-suffering expression like a little white flower pushing up through the cracks of a stone.
"I'm back — oh? Aernis is here too!"
A golden-haired, blue-eyed young man appeared in the doorway — the Hero had returned! Lilu instinctively pulled the bedsheet up to cover her body. But that shy little gesture sparked the Hero's protective instinct, and his Great Sword began to stir restlessly.
"Hey, Fred," Aernis called out. "Haven't seen you in days — where'd you pick up such a cute girl? Or is it that you just have a thing for soft, delicate girls?"
"I didn't pick her up like that, I found her in the forest." Hero Fred argued. "But for a child of the Elf Race to show up deep inside the Goblin Forest — that's not exactly normal."
"No, it really isn't."
Both of them turned their gazes toward her at the same time. Lilu pulled the bedsheet even tighter around herself. Just then, she suddenly spotted a Status Screen appear above Fred's head, with a number beside a pink heart: 43. Lilu blinked — the Status Screen didn't disappear. Just as her attention wandered, the bedsheet slipped down a little, exposing her fair shoulder and her pretty collarbone. Then Lilu watched as the 43 above Fred's head jumped to 75! Her face went pale with shock!
So this value is the X-Desire Value?
"Anyway, put some clothes on first."
Fred handed the paper bag in his hands to Lilu, then gentlemanly stepped out of the room. Lilu opened the bag to find a light blue dress and a set of underwear that looked quite decent. But the moment she picked up the panties inside, something in her heart seemed to shatter. Once she put them on, there would be no going back to who she was before — yet she had no choice but to bow her head. Damn it, this humiliation — she would get it back one day!
With a heart steeled in resolve, Lilu put on the underwear. To her surprise, the feel of them wasn't bad at all, and she immediately felt a wave of relief wash over her. She slipped on the dress, and a bright, youthful Elf Race girl was born! Lilu opened the bedroom door, Fred handed her a pair of sandals, and Aernis gave her little head a rub before swiftly tying her hair into twin tails.
"Lilu," Fred said, "if you want to survive going forward, you'll have to work for it yourself. I can help you for a while, but not for the rest of your life — so let's go get a Class Trait Test done."
"Okay……"
Lilu's eyes were tinged red at the rims, and she looked utterly pitiful — but inwardly, she felt relieved. She had already braced herself to be locked up in this house every day by this sanctimonious man, so she hadn't expected him to turn out to be a decent person after all. Absentmindedly, Lilu glanced at the Status Screen above Fred's head and found that the value on it had actually reached 85!
Something's wrong, something's wrong, something's wrong! Alarm bells were blaring in her heart! This man is absolutely a beast in gentleman's clothing!