Chapter 109 : Me and My Five Good-for-Nothing Sons
Chapter 109: Me and My Five Good-for-Nothing Sons
After leaving the Starry Sky Internet Cafe, Zhou Xiuna teased Fang Ling.
"How about it? What do you think now?"
Fang Ling shrugged, "What do you mean by that?"
"You came up with such a lousy idea."
Zhou Xiuna shook her head.
"You've been too arrogant and conceited since you were little. I told you not to look down on him."
Fang Ling was speechless.
"What are you talking about? When did I look down on him?"
Zhou Xiuna shook her head.
"Whatever, I'm not going to meddle in your business anymore."
"Ah, what a pity. If I were five or six years younger, even if I had to pursue him and throw myself at him, I would still take this kid down."
Fang Ling was amused.
"Cousin, you can still pursue him now."
"You're so beautiful, you don't look your age at all."
"Maybe he likes your mature female style."
Zhou Xiuna laughed.
"Cut it out, I already have a partner."
Mentioning this, Fang Ling asked curiously, "When are you and Zhao Zihou planning to get married?"
"Married?" Zhou Xiuna shrugged. "Anyway, I've laid it out for him. We can wait for the car first, but if he wants to get married, he has to buy a house first, otherwise I won't agree."
"There's no way I'm going to rent a place to live with him after getting married."
Zhou Xiuna glanced at her watch.
"Alright, it's about time for me to go back to work."
Fang Ling nodded, "You go ahead, I'll head back to school myself."
Zhou Xiuna waved her hand and reminded with a smile, "Think about what I just told you."
Fang Ling immediately waved her hand impatiently.
"Go, go, go..."
Seeing Zhou Xiuna leave with a laugh, Fang Ling turned and looked at the Starry Sky Internet Cafe behind her, her eyes flickering.
Although her cousin's words were not practical earlier.
After all, she couldn't bring herself to fall in love with a stranger.
But if she changed her approach, would it be worth a try?
...
It was rare for all six of them to be in the dorm on the weekend.
Chen Fan looked at the time. It was 9:30 in the morning, and not a single one of them had gotten up yet.
He stretched lazily and was just about to get up.
"Brother Fan, where are you going?" Luo Wenjie's voice came from beside him.
"Obviously, I'm going to the cafeteria to eat."
Chen Fan had barely finished his words when voices erupted from all over the dorm.
"Brother Fan, get me a fried rice."
"Brother Fan, I want two steamed buns and a small rice porridge."
"I want some fried dough sticks..."
Even Wu Di joined in, "Brother Fan, I want a basket of small steamed buns and a tofu pudding..."
Thump.
Chen Fan promptly lay back down in bed, and his snoring started up again.
Ma Xiaoshuai, who had spoken first, couldn't stand it anymore.
"Hey! Do you guys have no shame? I clearly said it first."
Luo Wenjie then wailed, "Brothers, could someone please do me a favor and go buy me some breakfast?"
"You guys are so lazy."
Chen Fan was speechless.
"I'm telling you, do you really have to be this lazy?"
Wu Di grinned, "I've been busy all week, it's nice to sleep in on the weekend for a change."
Sun Hao also chimed in jokingly, "I've worked hard for most of my life, and I've finally made it to university. Can't I just relax and enjoy it?"
Ma Xiaoshuai laughed and said, "I don't even want to recall how I got through the last year of high school, it was a nightmare."
"It's such a relief to finally get into university, so why can't I just relax?"
As he said this, he shouted excitedly,
"University life is amazing!"
Luo Wenjie rolled over from the top bunk to look down.
"Heh heh, Xiaoshuai, have you experienced the joy of being a woman?"
Ma Xiaoshuai looked puzzled, "What do you mean?"
"Didn't you just say university life is amazing?"
The dorm fell silent for a second.
"F***!"
"Shit!"
"Damn!"
"As expected from Brother Jie, your mind is full of evil thoughts."
Ma Xiaoshuai cursed.
"Brother Jie, what do you have in your brain? You must have watched too many videos, at least 24G worth."
"Xiaoshuai, you're looking down on Brother Jie now. His brain is like a human projector, playing movies from our teachers all the time, anywhere."
"Be careful, Brother Jie might take you all for girls next time and go straight for the...stomach."
"Damn, Wu Di, you're no better than Brother Jie."
"I can no longer look at that idiom directly."
At this moment, Chen Fan suddenly sat up from his bed.
"I'm so damn tired of you guys."
"I can't take it anymore, I'm getting up..."
"Haha, Old Chen can't take it anymore, hurry up and buy us breakfast..."
The group was making a ruckus when Chen Fan looked at his phone.
There was an incoming call.
His face immediately brightened.
"Hey, wife, missing me and calling me?"
The dorm fell silent instantly.
"Ah? You're already downstairs at my dorm building?"
"Okay, okay, I'll come down right away."
Chen Fan jumped off the bed, quickly put on his clothes without washing up, and rushed out in a flash.
Seeing this, Wu Di couldn't help but sigh.
"Did you see that? That's the power of love."
Han Xu joked with a smile, "Don't you guys have girlfriends? Why don't you go on dates on weekends?"
Mentioning this made Wu Di tear up.
"Don't bring it up. Su Qing's class has a group activity today."
Han Xu laughed, "No wonder you three look so listless today."
Luo Wenjie sat up bare-bodied, took out a cigarette and lit it, smoking on the bed.
Ma Xiaoshuai downstairs went to open the balcony door.
Luo Wenjie casually asked with the cigarette in his mouth.
"By the way, Han Xu, have you found a girlfriend yet?"
"You're the only one in our dorm who's single now. You better hurry up, you can't hold our dorm back."
Han Xu smiled shyly.
"Not yet. Haven't found someone I like."
Luo Wenjie immediately gave overbearing advice.
"Let me teach you, to pick up girls you need to be bold, meticulous, and thick-skinned...never mind if it's true love or not, just sleep with her first and talk later."
"You can forget about that, don't lead a good kid astray."
Ma Xiaoshuai told Han Xu, "Don't listen to his nonsense, be cautious when finding a girlfriend, you must find someone you really like."
As they were talking, Chen Fan rushed back in.
"Weren't you going on a date?"
Chen Fan shook the bag of steamed buns and rice porridge in his hand.
"My wife guessed I would oversleep this morning, so she bought me breakfast in advance."
"This much?"
Ma Xiaoshuai saw Chen Fan carrying several bags and immediately pounced on him.
"She even bought mine. Sister-in-law is so nice..."
"Damn it, how dare you love my sister-in-law."
Luo Wenjie leapt off the bed with lightning speed, not giving Chen Fan a chance to react.
"Brother Fan, don't give it to him. Let me taste it first."
"Get lost, get lost..."
Chen Fan waved his hand, "None of you have a share."
Ma Xiaoshuai immediately rushed over and hugged Chen Fan, "Do you have to be so cold and heartless?"
"Can you bear to see us all starve to death without helping?"
Chen Fan glanced at the guy.
"Call me Dad."
"Dad, I'm hungry."
"Good boy!"
Chen Fan handed Ma Xiaoshuai a bag of small steamed buns.
"There's rice porridge and eight-treasure porridge to drink, choose for yourself."
Ma Xiaoshuai excitedly stuffed a bun into his mouth first, mumbling indistinctly.
"Sister-in-law is still the best, she's so thoughtful."
The other guys watched in disbelief.
"Damn, where's your face?"
Luo Wenjie hurried over, looking at Ma Xiaoshuai speechlessly.
"For a little food, do you still want your face?"
"So shameful. I'm embarrassed to be associated with you..."
Saying that, he reached for the buns Chen Fan had placed on the table.
"Are these pork and green onion stuffed? Tell my mom I like the pork and green onion ones next time."
Everyone: "..."