Chapter 51 : I_m Worried About Fourth Brother_s Butt
Chapter 51: I'm Worried About Fourth Brother's Butt
Chen Fan got down from the bed, and this Student Union senior brother snorted coldly again.
"Your bed is a complete mess, just like a doghouse. Points deducted."
Chen Fan frowned.
"It's evening now, and the lights-out call will be made soon. There's no problem with me sleeping in my own bed, right?"
"Well, well, you dare to talk back?"
"Let me tell you, in the School of Economics and Management, what the Student Union says is the rule."
Chen Fan was about to go forward and argue, but he was held back by Ma Xiaoshuai.
A few Student Union members strutted around the dorm room for a round, and before leaving, they threw out a remark.
"Your dorm room is collectively deducted five points."
Then they pointed at Chen Fan.
"You...violated dorm rules, talked back to your senior, deducted ten points."
"Watch for the notice tomorrow."
Upon hearing this, Wu Di hurried to catch up with them.
"Senior, wait, wait..."
Watching Wu Di apologetically following them out, the guys in the dorm looked at each other.
"What's wrong with these Student Union guys? Why are they picking on us today?"
Luo Wenjie was obviously displeased.
Ma Xiaoshuai, on the other hand, turned to look at Chen Fan.
"Fourth Brother, I feel like these three were deliberately targeting you today."
Chen Fan was expressionless, but he had basically figured out what was going on.
Right after he talked to Tian Yuan, these three Student Union members came for an inspection.
Turns out this guy really couldn't wait.
At this moment, Wu Di walked back in with a sigh.
"How did it go?"
Wu Di sighed.
"They didn't give us any face at all."
"They're clearly determined to deduct points and issue a notice."
"Looks like our chance for 'Civilized Dorm Room' status from military training is gone."
After saying that, he looked towards Chen Fan.
"Just now, I secretly pulled aside a senior and asked. Fourth Brother, did you offend someone?"
Luo Wenjie immediately joined in.
"What does that mean? They really were targeting Fourth Brother."
Chen Fan spoke up then, "I've brought trouble to everyone, my apologies."
Wu Di couldn't help but ask, "What's going on?"
Chen Fan briefly explained.
Upon hearing that it was the vice president of the sophomore Student Union who dared to make a move on his brother's wife,
and even resorted to such despicable tactics,
the brothers in the dorm were enraged.
Luo Wenjie immediately rolled up his sleeves.
"Damn it, how dare he go after my brother's wife, I'll kill him."
Ma Xiaoshuai also looked at Chen Fan, "What's your plan? If you need anything, just say the word, your brothers won't hesitate."
Chen Fan looked at these roommates and suddenly smiled slightly.
"Forget it. No need to stoop to the level of such people."
"I'll just treat it like being bitten by a dog."
Upon hearing this, Wu Di visibly let out a sigh of relief.
Luo Wenjie excitedly asked, "You're just going to let it go? You can swallow this insult?"
"I know this type of person too well, they won't dare to hit you but they'll try to piss you off."
"If you choose to compromise, do you believe they'll immediately escalate..."
Wu Di hurried to speak up then.
"I think we'd better not act rashly."
"We've finally been admitted to university, if we get into a fight and receive a major demerit or even get expelled, where can we seek justice?"
"It's not worth getting expelled from school because of these petty people."
Wu Di patted his chest.
"Don't worry, I'll think of a way to handle this. I won't let Fourth Brother be wronged."
Wu Di did have a way.
During military training, Wu Di was kind of a social butterfly character.
Everyone in the dorm knew Wu Di had ambitions to run for class committee, and he had also made connections with some senior Student Union members.
Wu Di was proactive, and the next day he somehow managed to smooth things over.
"Don't worry, the Student Union president has assured me that they won't deliberately target you again."
When he returned, Wu Di reassured Chen Fan, "That Tian Yuan is just a vice president, he can't do as he pleases."
Chen Fan smiled, "Thank you, First Brother."
Although he himself wasn't bothered by this incident, Wu Di's efforts to resolve it were indeed appreciated.
"Hey, you should thank Little Brother instead. Xiaoshuai contributed a soft Chinese cigarette. Without that cigarette, things wouldn't have gone so smoothly."
Ma Xiaoshuai turned and smiled at Chen Fan.
"Just a cigarette, no big deal."
Wu Di put his arm around Chen Fan's shoulder.
"Now that military training is over, shouldn't our dorm go out and have a proper get-together?"
Ma Xiaoshuai immediately agreed.
"I'm in. Come to think of it, our dorm hasn't gone out for drinks together yet."
Chen Fan had originally planned to go to the internet cafe to check his email that night, but seeing everyone so enthusiastic, he couldn't refuse.
So that evening, the six of them from the dorm went out for a group dinner.
The dining place wasn't a high-end restaurant, just an ordinary roadside stall.
Since it was the dorm's first group dinner, everyone was excited.
As soon as they were seated, Wu Di excitedly called out.
"Boss, we're ordering."
Taking the menu handed over by the server, Wu Di ordered six dishes in one breath, basically catering to everyone's tastes.
"Want some barbecue too?"
Ma Xiaoshuai laughed, "What's the point of going to a roadside stall in summer if you don't have barbecue?"
So Wu Di smiled and told the server, "Also, twenty skewers of lamb, twenty of pork belly, twenty of garlic meat, tofu, tripe, and Chinese lettuce, five skewers each..."
After that, he handed the menu back to the server, "Start with this much, we'll order more if it's not enough."
"What the heck did you order, First Brother? You call that having barbecue?"
Luo Wenjie snatched the menu, browsed through it, and then told the server.
"Ten skewers of grilled chives, lamb Penis, Bullet Head, Milk Box, Bulletproof Vest six skewers each, Beef Happy, Beef Tenderloin four skewers."
Dorm mate Fifth Brother, Han Xu, secretly asked Chen Fan beside him, "What are Milk Box and Bulletproof Vest? And what's Beef Happy?"
Before Chen Fan could answer, Wu Di next to them was already cursing.
"Damn. Did you have to be so vulgar?"
"You ordered all the below-the-belt stuff."
"Are you trying to die after eating these tonight?"
Ma Xiaoshuai chimed in, "You're gonna have to eat these yourself later. And don't come back to the dorm tonight, I'm worried about Fourth Brother's butt."
Chen Fan laughed and scolded, "Why worry about me, shouldn't you worry about First Brother instead?"
Ma Xiaoshuai laughed slyly.
"Because he sleeps right next to you, you two are closest."
Chen Fan glanced at Luo Wenjie and commented with a smile.
"I must say, the stuff you ordered doesn't seem like a southerner's taste at all, more like a northerner's."
Luo Wenjie laughed slyly.
"You're actually right, Fourth Brother. My ancestry is from the northeast."
"My parents are both northerners, they only later moved south for work."
Ma Xiaoshuai cursed, "No wonder you don't have a single southern vibe, your way of speaking even has that northeast twang."
At this point, the server came and asked if they wanted beer.
Wu Di waved his hand.
"Four cases of beer first."
Upon hearing this, Han Xu inwardly clicked his tongue.
"Isn't that too much?"
But Wu Di waved his hand dismissively.
"Not too much, it's our first group gathering, let me test everyone's depth first."
Luo Wenjie, munching on peanuts, laughed and cursed upon hearing this.
"Damn, I'm not a woman, why do you need to test my depth? Why don't you test my length instead?"
Wu Di looked exasperated.
"Your mouth... From now on, I won't call you Luo Wenjie, I'll call you Luo Laoer."
Ma Xiaoshuai clapped.
"Not a bad nickname, simple, direct, and easy to remember."
Luo Wenjie just smiled smugly.
"Why blurt out my only advantage like that?"