Chapter 45 : Need to Have a Sense of Urgency
Chapter 45: Need to Have a Sense of Urgency
"You're so silly, didn't you use diapers when you were little?"
Wu Di mocked Ma Xiaoshuai.
"Can diapers be compared to this thing?" Ma Xiaoshuai refuted.
"What's the difference? Don't they both get stuck on your butt?"
"One is for pee, one is for blood."
Wu Di was dumbfounded, and finally gave Ma Xiaoshuai a thumbs up in admiration.
Luo Wenjie carefully examined a sanitary pad.
"Surprisingly it's the largest size, it seems the senior sister's butt isn't small."
"She has a plump level."
Wu Di joked with a curse.
"You can even tell that? You're really impressive."
Luo Wenjie shook his head regretfully.
"Ah, I thought I could find the senior sister's lingerie and stockings. Got excited for nothing."
"Damn!"
"Grass!"
"Sun!"
"This guy is a lecher. Everyone stay away from him."
Okay.
In just half a day, Luo Wenjie had instantly ruined the cool and sunny image he had when they first met.
"There's a note here."
Han Xu took out a piece of paper from the box.
Written on it in elegant handwriting was one line.
"Dear junior students, welcome to staying in this dorm room. The senior sister has prepared this welcoming gift for you, hoping you'll find it satisfactory to use."
After reading this note, Luo Wenjie gritted his teeth.
"It's intentional, definitely intentional."
"Clearly knowing we're junior students, yet saying to hope we find it satisfactory to use."
"This is obviously intentionally mocking us."
"Cut it out, you're misunderstanding her meaning."
Chen Fan couldn't stand it anymore, he stood up and gently pushed Ma Xiaoshuai aside.
He reached into the box and grabbed a few sanitary pads.
"What are you doing?"
Chen Fan didn't say a word, he took out the military boots he got tonight and stuffed the sanitary pads inside.
Seeing this, the group of grown men's eyes instantly lit up.
"Dude. So that's how it works."
Wu Di was the first to react and pounced towards the box.
"They're mine, don't anyone snatch them from me."
"Dude, have you no shame, I discovered them first."
"Equal distribution, no one gets more than others..."
After finally dividing up the sanitary pads, Luo Wenjie sighed regretfully as he stuffed them into his shoes.
"What a great senior sister, if only she left behind her contact information."
Beside him, Ma Xiaoshuai deliberately took a jab at him.
"Don't forget she's a graduate student, at least four years older than you."
"And who knows how many boyfriends she's gone through in her four university years."
"Can your 0.1 pencil lead satisfy her 1.0 pencil shaft?"
Luo Wenjie's expression froze for a moment, then he couldn't help but curse at Ma Xiaoshuai.
"Damn, you're brutal!"
Finally they cleaned up and turned off the lights to sleep.
The first night of university life, everyone was too excited to fall asleep.
So Wu Di proposed starting the freshman traditional activity.
The six roommates ranked themselves from oldest to youngest based on birth dates.
After some discussion, Wu Di was the eldest, Luo Wenjie was second oldest, the Sichuan native Sun Hao was third oldest, Chen Fan ended up fourth.
The pure and innocent Han Xu was fifth, and Ma Xiaoshuai became the youngest and smallest.
The next day.
Military training officially began.
All freshmen lined up by college on the parade ground.
Chen Fan chatted with his roommates as they stood in line, but his gaze kept scanning across the class lines.
By the time the lines started entering the parade ground, Chen Fan had surveyed every student in the class three times over.
His mood immediately became very depressed.
Su Ruochu wasn't there.
The two of them hadn't been assigned to the same class.
Chen Fan's gaze began searching the crowds of other classes around them.
But as one of the largest colleges at Yunhai University, the School of Economics and Management simply had too many students.
And they were all wearing the same military training uniform, trying to find Su Ruochu among the thousand or two students was really a technical challenge.
Until entering the parade ground and lining up, Chen Fan still didn't find Su Ruochu.
He could only temporarily give up, thinking he would go look for her again during the noon break.
The instructors marched onto the field in neat formations.
Soon, a short instructor around 1.7 meters tall with a crew cut ran over towards Chen Fan's class.
The girls let out a exclamation of admiration.
Luo Wenjie, standing next to Chen Fan, was not pleased.
"What kind of looks are those, he's considered a handsome guy?"
They lined up, familiarized themselves with the military training commands, and then stood at military attention.
The first day of training, they did nothing all morning except practice standing at attention.
When the instructor announced the end of training, the lines immediately let out wails of lament.
Their waists were about to break.
"Fourth brother, quick! Support me a bit. My old waist is about to snap."
Luo Wenjie clung onto Chen Fan's shoulder, letting out a pained squeal like a pig being slaughtered.
Chen Fan and Wu Di supported their buddy as they met up with Ma Xiaoshuai, and the group headed towards the cafeteria together.
Generally speaking, this scene of six roommates going out together was only possible during the first few weeks after freshmen entered university.
Because after military training ended and everyone gradually adapted to the university rhythm, the roommates would start going their separate ways due to habits, dating, or drifting apart in their relationships.
By that point, it would basically be impossible to see all six roommates going to eat at the cafeteria together.
Seeing Luo Wenjie walking while clutching his waist and limping, Ma Xiaoshuai couldn't help but mock him.
"Hey second brother, is it really necessary for you?"
"We all practiced the same exercises, how did you end up like this?"
"This is only the first day."
Luo Wenjie waved his hand, looking pained.
"I made a mistake, I made a mistake."
"Brothers, yesterday on the last day of university registration, I had a final breakup session with my high school girlfriend."
"Damn, I couldn't control myself and went overboard with too many moves."
"So now my waist can't take it..."
Wu Di immediately shoved this guy away.
"Damn, are you showing off? Are you intentionally showing off?"
Luo Wenjie gave a bitter smile.
"I'm really not showing off, I just thought since we were breaking up, I had to give a final grand performance so she'd never forget me in her life."
"Get lost. I'm an idiot for believing you."
From last night's roommate discussion, Chen Fan had basically understood his five roommates.
Of the five, only the second oldest Luo Wenjie and the third oldest Sun Hao had girlfriends.
However, Chen Fan now doubted Luo Wenjie's words.
The third oldest Sun Hao's girlfriend was definitely real.
The long-distance couple even had their first long-distance call after going to bed.
After eating at the cafeteria, Chen Fan said goodbye to the others.
"You guys go back to the dorm room first, I have something to go out for."
"Where are you going?"
Wu Di curiously asked, "It's best not to wander around during military training, the student council can easily deduct points if they catch you."
"I'm going to the female dorm building."
After saying that, Chen Fan had already dashed away.
Leaving the five of them staring at each other in confusion.
"Where did fourth brother just say he was going?"
"Seems like...the female dorm building?"
Luo Wenjie asked curiously, "Fourth brother has a girlfriend now?"
This made the others confused again.
"During the roommate discussion, fourth brother didn't mention anything like that."
Wu Di guessed, "Could it be fourth brother already has a target in mind?"
Luo Wenjie suddenly excitedly clenched his fist.
"Hey, I remember now, during military training earlier, fourth brother was being restless, his gaze kept scanning back and forth across the female students' lines."
"That look in his eyes, his eyeballs were about to pop out."
Now everyone was even more curious.
"Could it be fourth brother really already has a target?"
"Didn't see that coming, yesterday fourth brother was the most low-key, barely said a word. Thought he was the most honest one. Didn't expect him to have such thoughts."
Yet Wu Di looked full of admiration.
"Comrades, even the most honest-looking fourth brother already has a target."
"A sense of urgency, we need a sense of urgency..."