[VRMMO] Dead One

"…"

(You know. Now that I think about it…. Why the fuck am I struggling?) – thought ClownFrog.

(I mean, sure this is high level dungeon and stuff…. But holy shit, I'm a demon lord.)

(I took down armies.)

(I took down a fucking Hell Lord, even though it was with luck, I've took him down.)

(I've took down armies of heavens.)

(And I've took down the armies of players.)

(I've ended up evolving and obtaining so many titles, that I just straight up no longer cheeks what I've got.)

(And I have bullshit amount of classes that gives me either buffs or ammo in form of spell skills or just summons.)

(So….)

"WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU NOT DYING!?" – shouted ClownFrog as he stared down at the giant skeleton.

"Seriously! At this point it feels like some sort of bullshit stupid and boring plot!"

"Like common!"

"This feels like a some sort of plot line where the protagonist no matter how strong and op they get, they straight up still end struggling as for some stupid reason the author decides to keep giving 'stronger' and 'stronger' enemies without any good reason or plot!"

"…"

"Wait, did you just called yourself a 'main protagonist'?" – asked Rampage as she knocked off a death knight head.

"No! I mean- YES! BUT!" – said ClownFrog.

"LOOK! I DON'T THINK OF MYSELF AS MAIN PROTGAONIST, BUT THIS BULLSHIT IS JUST STUPID!"

"I MEAN! LOOK! HOW IS THAT THING STILL ALIVE!? HOW IN THE BLOODY HELL, IT IS HARDER TO KILL, THEN A FUCKING HELL LORD?!"

"Hm…. Fair point, fair point." – said Rampage.

"Couter."

"WE ARE DEALING WITH MASSIVE BULLSHIT ON OUR END AS WELL!" – shouted Rampage as the Purple Hyena's army was having trouble with the nonstop waves of undead monsters just swarming in from all directions.

"JUST DEAL WITH YOUR OWN FUCKER! WE HAVE ALREADY MORE THAN ENOUGH TROUBLE ON OUR OWN!" – shouted Rampage before then leaving ClownFrog side and just straight up crashing on top of army of skeletons.

"…"

(Yea…. It does make a fucking sense…. I mean, the whole dungeon is a living hell.) – thought ClownFrog before then dodging the watcher's claws.

(I mean, if I think...Huh…. Okay. Now I'm confused.)

(So are the Hell Lords a weaker deal than I've thought? Or are the Grand Deaths just something above them?)

(I mean, considering the current circumstances…. Ah, I can think about it later.)

(For now…. WHERE THE FUCK IS THE CORE?!)

(I've blown up, bombarded, pierced and dug every part of his body.)

(AND STILL NO FUCKING REACTION!)

(Instead he still regenerates at the same speed!) – thought ClownFrog as the giant grabbed a nearby building and ripped off, before then throwing it at the ClownFrog who just blasted the building, blowing it up.

(…)

(Primitive.)

(This guy doesn't seems to hold much when it comes to intelligence.)

(He fights in very basic way.)

(But it doesn't matter.)

(He has a destructive power and bullshit defenses that are further boosted with an insane regenerative ability.) – thought ClownFrog as he blasted another thrown building, before then noticing the watcher hand coming, alarming ClownFrog who quickly flew backwards, barely dodging in time.

(The fucking most annoying thing is the fucking reach!)

(I'm keeping him in check and stopping him from coming after the others, but they may need my help directly, since we still don't know how many undead are left in this bloody place!) – thought ClownFrog who unleashed another devastating barrage of spells that blew off pieces of the bone giant away…. But once again, he didn't cared as his body started regenerating once again.

"…"

(The only option left are these.)

[1 – The watcher core is hidden deep within the body.]

[2 – The watcher has multiple cores that I've may had destroyed, but they had regenerated, meaning that I need to locate all cores and destroy them all at once.]

[3 – The watcher "body" doesn't have a core inside of it, and instead it is somewhere.]

(The answer 2 is already out of the window.)

(Even if you land an ultimate attack, it may make a hole all the way through the entire body. His regenerative ability isn't the only annoying part, it is this bastard pure defense.)

(Then what about 1?) – thought ClownFrog before then dodging another building attack and then counter attacking with a barrage of spells at the giant wounded leg that once again tried reattaching itself.

(Big enemy doesn't need to have a core that needs to be huge as hell.)

(Maybe it is tiny?)

(But what if it is also moving around?)

(In some games or novels, the big bosses like these have a weak point that moves around on its own.)

(If that was the case, how would I pin point its location?)

(My detection skills are doing shit to him.)

(I can only see him and nothing else.) – thought ClownFrog as the giant tried swatting him again and again.

(As for the 3…. Hm…. Honestly, I don't know.)

(This guy pattern isn't complicated or…. Well…. He just walks around.)

(He just walks around, patrolling the dungeon.)

(He doesn't have pattern, nor does he rest.)

(He is only walking around.)

(If…. Nah. If he really had a weak point, he wouldn't make it obvious.)

(Honestly, the possibility of this guy having a core somewhere "outside" isn't really that farfetched theory.)

(But where the fuck would it be?!)

(At the very end?!)

(But we don't know where it is!)

(…)

(What about the obvious type of answer?)

(At the very start?)

(Is the core hidden somewhere in the starting area?)

"…"

"Hm…"

"[Lost Mist]." – ClownFrog unleashed a giant blast of mist, instantly covering the entire area in mist, which blinded the bone giant vision, allowing ClownFrog to quickly fly away towards the where two armies fought each other.

"Fuck! There! Dead!" – said LM after finishing off the undead elves with Jet.

"Now there... Oh, you got to be fucking kidding me." – said LM as he spotted more undead elves coming, who had already summoning their corrupted spirits to their side.

"…"

"Okay, I really have no right to complain here, since the amount of EXP we are getting is monster like…. But how many of those fucking elves do they fucking have!?" – said Jet who was getting healed by the draconic human priest.

"-M!"

"?"

"LM! HEY! WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?" – shouted ClownFrog as he was flying around.

"Bo- ClownFrog?!" - shouted LM in confusion.

"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE!?"

"!"

"Oh, there you are." – said ClownFrog as he quickly flew towards LM and Jet, while bombarding the undead elves below, completely destroying them right in front of everybody, confusing the Jet who couldn't believe how ClownFrog easily took down the undead elves.

"LM. Listen up." – said ClownFrog as he gotten near the group.

"There is a chance that the watcher heart, core or whatever is controlling this thing could be somewhere in the in the starting zone."

"I want you to quickly…. Fuck. He already noticed." – said ClownFrog as the giant got past the manifested mist.

"Just look around the starting zone and find anything weird!"

"If you find anything, destroy it or inform me! Got it?!" – shouted ClownFrog before then flying right back towards the watcher.

"…"

"Fuck…." – said LM.

"Can you handle it by yourself?"

"Well…. I don't know…. But ClownFrog did bombarded a living shit out of them, so I guess we have at least some room to breathe." – replied Jet.

"Go."

"…Thanks." – replied LM before then quickly heading towards starting zone.

"[Flesh Meteor]!" – while LM started heading back towards the starting zone, ClownFrog resumed his fight against the watcher by unleashing a meteor of burning flesh, which crashed on top of the creature head and unleashed a bunch of melting zombies… Which were then just swiped off like a trash by the watcher.

(Honestly, I still don't know if this thing even has a core outside…. And that means I have to continue looking for it "inside".)

(The question is, how-)

"!"

The giant charged up its eye once again, alarming the ClownFrog who quickly used [Water Path] and [Water Slide] to quickly speed up as the giant unleashed another beam at the ClownFrog, which barely hit the ClownFrog.

"PISS OFF! [Fire Overpowered] [Red Lasor]!" - ClownFrog counterattacked with a beam of red-hot light, which hit and melted parts of the giant head, damaging its eye in the process.

"…"

"Still no fucking reaction, eh?" – said ClownFrog as the giant even with injured eye was still able to see and attack ClownFrog.

(Fuck me.)

(Just average ult skill won't pierce though.)

(I need to stack up damage from multiple average ults or unleash one of my strongest attacks.)

(BUT WHERE THE FUCK DO I AIM?!)

(Body?! Head?! Waist?! Arms!? Legs?!)

(Where the fuck could that core possible be!?)

(Maybe it is an eye?….. But again, no reactions.)

(The weak point of this fucker must be somewhere! But where?!)

"Fuck me…. If LM won't find anything, then it may take me few hours to even find this fucking core."