Chapter 660 - 661 – Stalling – Part 8.
[Sometime after the war of continent has ended.]
"Sorry guys, but you would you mind if you deal with this on your own? I kind of need to have an audience with somebody important." – said ClownFrog.
"Eh? The fuck are you talking about! We are drowning in fucking paper work right fucking here! So come back!" – said pissed off Oron.
"Sorry, but I really can't." – said ClownFrog.
"This person cannot be really…. Well…."
"…?"
"Oh…. I get it…. Okay. Fine." – said Oron.
"Eh? Wait, what is going on?" – asked confused Tail who was helping out Oron.
"He can explain to you later. For now, focus on job." – said Oron as ClownFrog left the room and headed straight towards the 'temples of sins.
"…"
"?"
"!"
"Your majesty!" – said the demon priest as he bowed his head as ClownFrog entered the temple.
[Arch Bishop Of Temple Of Sins – Kodan Woi]
"Good evening, Kodan. Sorry for the sudden visit like this when I'm sure you are already filled up with the work."
"But this is bit urgent."
"Would you mind freeing up the entire 'sloth chapel'?"
"!"
"As you wish, your majesty!" – said the demon as he instantly realized what is going on."
"Thank you." – said ClownFrog before moments later arriving at the part of the temple that was fully dedicated to the sin of sloth.
[You are being invited to the domain of the true sin of sloth.]
[Do you accept?]
[YES]
[You will be transferred domain of true sin of sloth.]
[Stand by.]
"…"
"…"
"Yo."
"You are here already?" – said the little girl with pair snake like tail.
[True Sin Of Sloth]
"Well, I'm bit late, since important paper fucking work kept me in place." – said ClownFrog after getting teleported to the domain of the true sin.
*Sigh*
"And I can tell it will be a giant pain in the ass since now I have an entire content to fucking manage!" – said annoyed ClownFrog.
"Oh yea! I can fucking bet my ass it will be a giant pain in the ass!" – said sloth as she straight up laughed in ClownFrog face.
"I mean, holy fucking shit! What the fuck was that giant pile of shit mess?!"
"Are you cursed!? Or is that entire continent you are in just that screwed up?! HAHAHAH!"
"Yea, yea. Laugh all you want…. Anyway." – said ClownFrog.
"What did you called me here for?"
(Last time she called me over…. She told me one of the major secrets of this world.)
(That the Forgotten World is instead a "Stories that were replaced".)
(And that was a reward from not only forming a kingdom, but in the less than a year managing to not only defeat an empire but also replace them.)
(And now? What sort of rewards she is going to give me for not only devouring multiple kingdoms, but the whole continent as whole?)
"Welp, first thing first." – said sloth.
"Congratulation on obtaining your fourth lesser of sloth."
"Job."
"Yea… This one…. Feels weird based on the name, but honestly it is quite strong." – replied ClownFrog.
"I see, I see." - said sloth as she then pointed her finger at ClownFrog.
"Pew."
A beam of light suddenly shot out from sloth's fingers, hitting ClownFrog before then disappearing.
"Here is the 5th lesser sin."
"Lesser sin of sloth – Rest."
"And with this you are a 'Sin Lord'."
"Yippee!"
"?!"
"WAIT! WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE 5TH SIN AND SIN LORD?! WHY AND HOW?!" – asked confused ClownFrog.
"What? Aren't you happy?" – asked sloth.
"No! I mean! What the fuck!?" – said ClownFrog.
"You just handed it over like this as soon as we met? No big talk or questions in between?"
"Just what the fuck mate?"
"Meh. Who says I can't just handle the gifts from get go."
"Besides, you earned it."
"A whole continent."
"You know, you are not the only adventurer I'm watching."
"There is a lot of…. 'Interesting' people out there."
"But you?"
"Oh boy! You are just not stopping!"
"First kingdom, then empire and now a whole ass continent?!"
"What next?! A world!?"
"Honestly speaking, you are way too good of the entertainment to the point that other true sins are now wanting you…. But I've told them to fuck off from you, since you are mine."
"…"
"Oh, I see why you gave me the new lesser sin." – said ClownFrog.
"Is it related to the invitation that I've received from the other true sins?"
"Yeb." – replied sloth with smile.
"I want you to decline their invitation."
"…"
"Didn't you said before that I'm fine with using other sins power or even meeting other true sins?" – asked ClownFrog.
"Why the sudden change."
"Because I've became somewhat selfish and attached to you." – said sloth as she suddenly appeared on top of ClownFrog without notice.
"You are my toy and my entertainment."
"And I want to make sure that this stays this way."
"I'm fine with other true sins going after your friends and family, but you personally? You are mine."
"…"
"But you are aware of the fact that I've could obtained the 5th lesser sin on my own, right?" – asked ClownFrog.
"Yes, that is true." – said sloth as she got off the ClownFrog and then instantly multiplied into two beings.
"So, here is a deal."
"You will gain two things me from."
"The first thing will be a favor." – said left sloth.
"You will be allowed me to ask for one simple favor."
"Some information or maybe power up."
"…"
"Do I get to chose the topic of information?" – asked ClownFrog.
"Of course…. But please bear in mind that there are some things I cannot talk about." – said left sloth.
"However, you still have the choice."
"…"
"And the other thing?" – asked ClownFrog as he stared at right sloth.
"Well, this was bit complicated if I may say." – said right sloth.
"If I want to temp you and make you truly mine, I would need something that would make you want me."
"I know who you are."
"You are both a hero and villain."
"You are a monster that doesn't care if he kills innocents and children…. But you also wish for your nation to thrive and survive."
"But you also must had realized that you became a 'big boy'."
"Just your presence alone is something that can shake or scare other nations."
"You became too powerful, far too quickly."
"They will see you as danger."
"They will see you as threat."
"And they will aim to destroy in order to survive."
"I know about your protections and everything, but will it truly work?"
"I'm not blind and even I can say that few years won't be enough for you."
"So, my second offer really has two rewards."
"Your nation will be "blessed by the true sloth" and all 7 adventurers, Rampage, Blueberry, Shri, GreyHunt, Oron, Ampi and Lil will receive my dormant sins of sloths directly from me."
"!?"
"Wait, are you telling me that the Garog empire will be blessed by you?!" – asked alarmed ClownFrog.
"Yeb." – replied sloths as they combined back into one.
"The empire will be able to use my own name as advantage."
"So, what do you say?"
"…"
(Even if the said blessing would be weak or would do nothing to the entire empire…. It would be still something extremely massive!) – thought ClownFrog.
(There are nations blessed by the gods and even if name, without any real benefits, this gave the said kingdom massive presence and glory.)
(And she isn't some low, mid or high ranking god!)
(She sits on the very top!)
(A blessing from this kind of god is something completely unheard off!)
(Not only that, our nation isn't some weak ass nation either!)
(This will be entire continent that will be blessed!)
(Does she realized what that means?!)
(No! She knows!)
(But what is her goal…. That is worrying part.)
(For the longer part, I've realized that her "observing" isn't all about "fun" …. No, no, no. She is aiming for something…. But for what?)
"…"
"Fuck you." – said ClownFrog.
"You have the deal."
"Ha! I knew you are not dumb enough to reject my offer."
[Back to the present.]
(Honestly, I still don't have blood idea what she is planning to do with me…. But I've accepted her deal.) – thought ClownFrog as he stared down at the Silver Tiger guild.
(And the world doesn't know yet about the blessing, since I've had asked sloth to delay the "coronation" a bit.)
(The people doesn't even know I'm the Sin Lord either….)
"But you know what? Fuck it." – said ClownFrog, confusing Alamin and his guild.
"If the dragon empire is planning to play this game, then I may as well do the reveal here." – said ClownFrog before moments later a large amount of dark blue and golden smoke began leaving his body, alarming Alamin and his group as they watched the smoke changing shape and then taking on the form of a giant halo representing a crown made out of spiders and snake.
"I'm ClownFrog."
"Emperor of Garog empire."
"The Herald Of The True Sin Of Sloth."
"And the Sin Lord Of Sloth."
"!?"
(Wait, did he fucking said Sin Lord?!) – thought Alamin
"Em…. I get all other things…. But what is Sin Lord?" – asked confused dark elf.
"…Something extremely bad." – replied Alamin.
"And something that fucking makes this bastard becomes something far worse than a demon lord."
