Chapter 637 - 638 – Paper work?
<<Welp... Fuck me.>>
<<First was an infinity paper works….. And now the time came down the politics.>>
<<The empire was somewhat isolated, since the war, chaos, and fear….. Well, there was also other stuff going on.>>
<<But now, we are somewhat starting to open up right back to the world….. Well, I'm saying that, but honestly situation isn't that great.>>
<<The entire continent is….. How many bloody times I've repeated this shit?>>
<<Continent is in the chaotic state.>>
<<…. Wow…. I've been saying this word way too fucking much.>>
<<Anyway, you get the picture, this place? This place – Still shitty.>>
<<Not only that, but a lot of people still somewhat fear us.>>
<<We are a very recent nation that pretty much almost instantly became an empire and then straight up conquered an entire continent... And the whole process was way too quick, straight up making people terrified of us, thinking that we are extremely overpowered nation….. Well, in a sense we are?>>
<<But at the same time, we are still messy…. Still, connections are connection, and some connections are very beneficial.>>
<<Currently we have connections with 3 kingdoms and 1 major organization.>>
<<Kingdom of balance – Umuri kingdom – The kingdom where we originally started from.>>
<<Kingdom of desert and land - Umil Kingdom– The kingdom ruled by the queen of the desert and death.>>
<<Kingdom of Demons and monsters– Liefay Kingdom– Ruled by the demon lord.>>
<<And finally - Sabath – A organization of the witches.>>
<<Even though we are so massive, we only have 4 real connections.>>
<<It may not seem like a lot…. But honestly, all of those connections are important…. Well, kind of expect Umuri kingdom? Honestly, with them we didn't had much interaction…. We did exposed the plot of the rebellion and mass slaughtered, saving their kingdom….. We did had some interactions when our empire was establish…. But honestly? We really didn't had anything going on between us for long time.>>
<<Honesty, I did bit curious about what was happening to their kingdom….. And as it turned out? The terrorist organization Kings Crown was the operating in their kingdom…. It even assassinated the current king….. Wow. Shit really went down there, huh?>>
<<No wonder they didn't contacted me.>>
<<Their kingdom is such chaotic state that they really have no time to contact me…..Ykies…..Well, it is better if I don't put my nose in their business if they don't want me to.>>
<<As for the other two kingdoms? Umil is a kingdom we helped in resurrecting while the kingdom of Liefay was under…. Well, the demon lord was a scamming lying bitch that needed our help.>>
<<And honestly? I do own a lot a lot to them. If it wasn't for the demon lord, we wouldn't have the crafting methods to create the rituals or evolution item which helped us all evolve a lot.>>
<<So honestly, there is no point in not keeping up a friendly relationship with them.>>
<<They are also coming to this continent in order to "solidify our friendship" and stuff….. And I'm fine with that.>>
<<Next is Sabbath.>>
<<Honestly, there is still a lot of mysteries, questions and suspicions about these bastards….. But for the better and worse it is->>
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
"…"
*Sigh*
"What the fuck is it Rampage?" – asked annoyed ClownFrog as he was looking through the documents.
"WHY IS THERE NO ACTIONS WHAT SO EVER!? WHY ARE WE STUCK DOING STUPID POLITICAL AND PAPER WORK!" – shouted annoyed Rampage.
"I want some bloody action!"
"…"
"Em…. You do realize that our entire continent is in chaos, right? Then why not do the quest we had generated?" – asked ClownFrog with extremely annoyed look.
"…."
"…"
"Oh, my fucking lord..."
"What is it Rampage?" – asked ClownFrog.
"…"
"I'm…. Look. I know I have obtained high position and everything, but I really don't like "noble" activities and "political" stuff…. I'm a fighter…. So why the hell am I forced to do any of this stuff?" – asked annoyed Rampage.
"Oh, shut the fuck up." – said ClownFrog.
"Unlike rest of us, you have the least amount of work, since your main specialty is fighting and hunting."
"So what the hell is problem with you... Wait a fucking moment."
"Did you got addicted to wars?"
"?!"
"What!? No!" – replied Rampage.
"…"
"…"
"On the second thought... Maybe?"
*SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH*
"You do realize that if you want some challenge, you can go to the colosseum we had builted? Or have GreyHunt or Shri fight you? What about maybe Wretch or Jet? Jet has started getting more popular." – said ClownFrog.
"I've tried to, they all busy with their work…. And currently nobody wants to go to the colosseum because of me. Even colosseum masters says that I'm winning way too easily and people can't really gamble." – said Rampage.
"…"
"Honestly…. I get one me being bored like hell…. But aren't you most bored one?"
"I mean, aren't you a demon lord and- "
"Rampage." – said ClownFrog as he snapped pen in anger.
"I'm forced, doing this FUCKING paper work, every single day."
"I've spent over a FUCKING year, just doing nothing but dealing with chaos."
"And you know what? If I don't do this stupid shit, the empire may end up becoming way more chaotic."
"…."
"This is a price."
"?"
"A price?" – asked Rampage.
"Well, did you thought that there would be no problem for the newly establish kingdom to have some problems early on? And then add even more problems when it became an empire AND THEN EVEN MORE WHEN WE TOOK OVER THIS BLOOD CONTINENT!"
"Pretty much, everything got stacked up and multiple."
"And now?! WE ARE FUCKING DEALING WITH ALL THAT BULLSHIT!"
"I'm more than enough sick and tired from repeating the same fucking each day, but it makes empire work, right?"
"True, we maybe now heading towards the "bad guy" route, but that doesn't mean that we can neglect our nation, so- "
*Knock* *Knock*
"…"
"I swear to fucking…."
"Enter." – said ClownFrog before moments later a vampire maid entered ClownFrog office.
"Em…. Your majesty? There is somebody here, claiming that they are your guest." – said the vampire maid.
"…"
"There are no meetings today. Kick them out." – said ClownFrog.
"Em…. About that…. They are claiming to be somebody as "dragon prince" and "dragon princess"." – said the vampire maid.
"Mister O'a also said that- "
"!"
ClownFrog suddenly rushed out of the window and deployed a barrier, blocking a giant blast of fire and electricity.
"Oh? So, you saw that coming?" – asked the young man voice.
"…"
"I'm going to ask you one time and one time only." – said pissed off ClownFrog.
"Who the fuck are you?"
"Me?" – said the young man with yellow-red hair, long sharp horns as well as pair of reddish yellow wings and tail.
"I'M THE BASTARD THAT GOING TO SHOW THE WORD THAT I'M FAR STRONGER THAN- "
The young man got blasted with [Sea Current], blasting him with a giant wave of water that sent the man, crashing down to the ground.
"PFFFF!"
"Fucking water?! You dare to- "
The young man tried to get up from the ground after getting blasted with water, only to spot O'a blades being position right next to the young man neck.
"I've warned you bud." – said O'a.
"No funny businesses."
"Piss off you skeleton, or I will- "
"STUPID IDIOT!" – shouted a voice of young girl before moments something came down crashing on the young man, blowing up the area while O'a quickly got away.
"The fuck are you doing you bloody idiot!?" – shouted the young looking girl with somewhat similar appearance to the young man.
"The fuck are you doing!? You stupid bitch! Don't get in my- "
"WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU CALLING BITCH?! YOU FUCKING BATTLE MA- "
[You are inflected with [Gaze Of Arch Devil].]
[You are paralyzed.]
[Your defense has dropped.]
"!?"
"Hey." – said ClownFrog as he trapped both young man and young woman in his gaze.
"You have now only a single fucking moment to explain yourself."
"WAIT! STOP! DON'T KILL THEM!" – shouted a witch Elizabeth in her hawk form as she quickly flew towards ClownFrog, before then transforming back into her real form.
"…"
"Elizabeth…. Are these bastards with you?" – said ClownFrog with pissed off expression.
"Y-yes! I helped them get to the castle grounds, but please! Calm yourself!" – said the panicking witch.
"Why should I? This little bitch boy there tried to fucking blow up my office with me inside of it." – said ClownFrog.
"Because both of them are one of the princess and princesses of dragonic empire of Mawoak!" – said the witch.
"…"
"Go on." – said ClownFrog as he deactivated his skill.
"They are emissaries of the Mawoak empire."
"Princess Aworia."
"And prince Awogan."
'" I can confirm that they are not some imposters or anything, since I've came from their country myself, so I can guaranty their identity."
"…"
*Sigh*
(I have way too many fucking problems now... AND FUCKING NOW SOME OTHER NEW PROBLEMS SHOWED UP?!)
(JUST FUCKING GREAT! YAY! YUPIKA FUCKING YAY!)
"…"
"I'm dealing with shit ton of paper work right now and now you are suddenly popping up unannounced…." – said ClownFrog in annoyance.
"It is better be worth it, Elizabeth."
"You two."
"You are allowed in."
"But any of this stupid bullshit you either do?"
"And who fucking knows what will happened to you."
"Fucking got it?"
