[VRMMO] Dead One

"…"

"No."

"?!"

"What the heck do you mean no?!" – said the female goblin.

"Look. We are already in the party." – said ClownFrog.

"And secondly, why the hell we would join a party to the random person that just walks up to us and ask us to join their party?"

"Bye."

ClownFrog and Blueberry began walking away.

"Hey! Wait a bloody second!" – said the female goblin.

"…"

"For fuck's sake. What do you want? I already said no." – said ClownFrog.

(If we weren't inside the city right now, I would have already killed this little goblin or pick her up and YEET her from random cliff into the freaking abyss.) – though ClownFrog.

"Look. I said no and you will not change my mind."

"If you are looking for the party, head to the adventurer guild where there are shit tons of people there."

"Hey! Just wait a bloody second and hear me out for crying out loud!" – said the goblin.

"No thanks. We have quiet busy and don't want to waste our time dealing with you." – said ClownFrog.

(For fuck's sake. This is annoying. Should I just kick her in the face and walk away.)

"Duel."

"?"

"What did you just said?" – asked ClownFrog.

"I want to have a duel with you! If I win, you will have to join my party!"

"…"

"For fuck's sake… No. You have probably nothing that interests us in the first place and it would be only waste of time."

(I'm really considering that option with kicking her in the face.)

"!"

"Hey! You ClownFrog wanabe! Wait!" – said the goblin while ClownFrog and Blueberry counties to walk away.

(We need to get to the capital city ASAP and meet up with the demon lord so she can finally give us some-)

"…"

"Hey. Why the fuck you stepped on my tail."

ClownFrog suddenly stopped and looked at the goblin girl that stepped on the ClownFrog tail intentionally.

"Now will you talk with me?" – asked the cheek goblin.

"…"

"?"

Female goblin looked down and saw the ClownFrog tail wrapped around her ankle.

"?!"

Before the goblin realized, ClownFrog already lifted up the female goblin in the air.

"Hey?!"

"Listen here you little shit. I don't have any time waste on you." – said ClownFrog.

"So, fuck off already." – said ClownFrog before releasing the goblin girl, making her fall on the ground.

"…"

"You will get killed!" – shouted the female goblin.

"…Hey. Are you threating me?" – asked ClownFrog.

"N-no! It's just that the road between here and the capital city is dangerous!"

"?"

"What the heck are you talking about?"

(There were no info about this from the rumors and other sources.)

(Is she lying right now or something?)

"T-there are a group called "Paimon fanatics" going on the rampage on the road."

"!"

"Some people took on the delivery quest and they were ambushed on the way by the Paimon fanatics. A lot of players died already because of them."

"…"

"And how do I believe your story?" - asked ClownFrog.

"Sorry?"

"You said that the Paimon fanatics are attacking people between this city and capital city, but what evidence you have? Shouldn't the NPCs here already know about this?" – asked ClownFrog.

"That is because the distance between the capital city and this place is big! It takes 3 days for the average person to get there on foot! So, the NPCs should start learning about this around today." – said the goblin.

"Wait."

The goblin took out the map and put it against the wall of a building.

"Here. They are attacking around here in this area." – said the girl while circling around on the specific spot on the map.

"They have been attacking people for 2 days straight and today is 3th day!"

"I'm trying to form an extermination squad to deal with those bastards and the reason why I was trying to have you join me was to have more members join the extermination squad."

"I'm a guild master of an [Litle Bastards] guild and I have 20 members on my own."

"How about it? Do you want to join in now?"

"…"

"Still no."

"?!"

(I mean, we are strong bastards like hell. We can easily-)

"Hm?"

"Wait, attacks were happening, here and here?" – asked ClownFrog.

"Yes. People are regularly updating where they were attacked by them." – said the female goblin.

"…"

"?"

"ClownFrog?" – asked Blueberry.

"…"

"Its other way around." – said ClownFrog.

"?"

"What?" – said the female goblin.

(No matter how I look at this, attacking anywhere near the capital city is straight up dangerous for them, since the demon lord is in there.)

(Not only that, the spots where they attack players!)

"You don't need an extermination squad."

"???"

"These bastards. They are coming here by the look of things." – said ClownFrog.

Suddenly, a sound of bells could be heard.

"And by the look of things, they are already here."

[On top of the city walls.]

"Shit! How the hell these bastards got here so suddenly?!" – said the demon soldier.

"Call everybody! We are being under attack by Paimon fanatics! I repeat! Go inform everybody to get their asses here! We are under attack!"

Outside the city, a huge army carrying an banners of the seven eyed demon with seven horns, symbolizing the demon lord Paimon.

"What do you mean?! They are here?!" – asked the female goblin named Ampi.

"Its just like it sounds." – said ClownFrog before then fallowing some soldiers.

"!"

"Hey!" – shouted the goblin girl while running after ClownFrog.

The group began running after the soldiers that were heading towards one of the city gates.

"Blueberry. Call everybody and tell them to join up with the guards." – said ClownFrog while running.

"I'm going to meet up with the person in charge of the defense in meantime."

"Roger!" – said Blueberry.

"…"

(Fuck. I know that we haven't yet received a job request from the demon lord, but the current situation is fucked up!)

(Our goal to fulfil contract is to stabilize the country.)

(And losing the city will definitely make that stability decrees.)

"Hey! Wait up!" – shouted Ampi.

"?"

"?!"

"What the heck do you want?!" – shouted ClownFrog.

"You said that these fuckers are here?" – asked the goblin.

"Yea. Probably the guards will- "

[Sudden quest has been created.]

[Drum city – Paimon fanatics invasion]

[The forces of the Paimon fanatics are preparing to attack the city!]

[The city guard capitan request all available adventures to join in the defense.]

[The adventures who joins the defense, will be rewarded based on their contribution points.]

(!)

(Sudden quest, huh. Now everybody knows about those bastards.)

(…)

(Wait.)

(Isn't this a nice opportunity to test out my legion current strength?)

ClownFrog, Blueberry and Ampi ran towards the gate where a lot of soldiers were already gathering.

"Hey you." – said ClownFrog.

"Hm? What- "

"Get me to the person in charge here. Now." – said ClownFrog while showing demon lord sigil.

"!?"

"T-this way!" – said the guards.

"Blueberry. Wait for the rest of the guys here. And you goblin don't fallow me." – said ClownFrog before walking away with the soldier

ClownFrog fallowed the soldier through the group of soldiers until he approached a 3 meters tall demon.

"Sir! Somebody wishes to speak with you." – said the demon soldier in hurry.

"Hm? What is it?" – said the tall demon.

[Dadan – Guard capitan of the Drum city.]

"Greetings. I'm ClownFrog." – said ClownFrog while showing the sigil of the demon lord.

"!"

"You. You are working for the demon lord?" - asked the tall demon.

"Right now, yes. Anyway, what is the current situation?" – asked the ClownFrog.

"Not good if I'm being honest." – said the demon.

"It's a small army, but it has trolls and demon golems. They will breach the city walls in no time."

"…"

"Open the gates. I'm going there."

"?!"

"Are you- "

"This isn't a request. This is an order!"

"As soon as I leave, close the gates and waits for the adventures to come. You and your men going there alone will be death sentence for all of you, so you need adventures help."

"However, if the members of the Purple Hyena guild show up, let them join me from get go

Rest of my guild members should come here. Tell them to join me immediately."

"They are the members of the Purple Hyena guild."

"…"

"Hey. What are you spacing out for. Move it!" – said ClownFrog.

"Y-yes!"

"Hey! Open the gates!" – shouted the guard capitan.

The city defenses opened the main gate for the ClownFrog leave the city before the shutting them completely as he ordered.

"…"

"Fuck me… There were no problems for entire month, but now I have to suddenly deal with an army." – said ClownFrog.

(Well, its not that bad. I can use this opportunity to test out my current strength!)

(Still, I got to say, there is a lot of these fuckers.)

(I can see trolls like that guy said… And these weird stone looking golems that are glowing are probably those demonic golems he mentioned.)

(Not only that, I can see a lot of orcs and ogres.) – though ClownFrog while using spy glass.

"…"

"I wonder how powerfully these guys are as undeads puppets!"

"Anyway, let's get starting."

"[Special Order: Legion]."

Suddenly, many magic circles began appearing all around ClownFrog and moments later, a huge horde of undeads monsters began appearing all around him as well as demons and some others monsters.

[Special order]

[A special order is a command that makes the user summon specific number of monsters of a specific types.]

[Special Order: Legion]

[Bring out all available monsters under user control.]

"?!"

"W-what the hell?!" – said the soldier on top of the wall.

"…"

"Huh. I guess ClownFrog wants to deal with them by himself?" – said Blueberry that was standing on top of the wall.

"…"

"S-say… Are you the real members of the Purple Hyena guild?" – asked Ampi.

"Hm? Yes. I mean, I was calling him ClownFrog and he was calling me Blueberry from the start." – said Blueberry.

"But! But! You look different from them! I thought you were imposters!"

"?!"

"Wait! I heard that your member Rampage is vampire! But you cannot pick a vampire as starting race!"

"Did she somehow became different race by use of some item or something?! Then by any chance you guys also became a different race from your starting race?!"

"…"

"Well, boss said that there is no use hiding it since our appearance changed too much." – said Blueberry.

"So, yea. You are right. All of us changed our race. To more precisely, we evolved." – said Blueberry while taking out her wings.

"?!"

"W-wings?!" - said confused Ampi.

"Yeb. I'm dragonewt right now." – said Blueberry.

"…"

"So wait… You guys are really…"

"…"

"Oh my god. I picked a fight with ClownFrog…."

"…"

"!"

"Wait! Then why the heck he is going there alone?! Is he trying to buy time for the city defenses to prepare?!"

"Hm… Probably not." – said Blueberry.

"He is probably thinking about taking all of them by himself and his own army."

"And honestly, it would be not surprising at all if he did managed to kill all of them before we get to chance to join in."

"So just observe. And see our boss in action."