Chapter 1392 - 1393: Myths Are All Lies
Yang Fei couldn't bear it any longer and slapped the back of Dan Dan's head.
"Stop wasting time, hurry up and save them."
Dan Dan staggered forward from the hit, clutching the back of his head and crying out.
"No way, I'm injured on the job, I need time off."
Yang Fei was furious, cracking his knuckles: "Trying to push it? Want me to give you a beating so bad you can't look after yourself?"
Dan Dan simply lay on the ground, hugging Nuannuan's leg, and wailed.
"Sister Nuannuan, you be the judge, the boss wants me to work and even hit me, this is violence, we must oppose it."
Nuannuan looked at the tussle between Dan Dan and Yang Fei, both angry and amused, and pulled Dan Dan up.
"Dan Dan, we're sincerely asking for your help. If you don't help, these Witch Kings are done for."
Just then, Yang Fei took out his phone and mysteriously leaned over, shoving something in front of Dan Dan's eyes.
"Let me show you something good."
Dan Dan only took one glance before his eyes widened, and he jumped up, panting heavily.
"What is this... A work of Goddess Cang, wow, it's high-def and uncensored, give it to me..."
Yang Fei chuckled, waved the phone in front of Dan Dan, and then quickly pulled it away.
Dan Dan immediately rushed over, hugged Yang Fei's leg.
"Boss, you're like a father to me, you can't keep something this good to yourself."
Yang Fei laughed, pointing towards the Witch Kings.
"It depends on whether you can get the job done. Help out first, and I've got 100G of this stuff."
Dan Dan's mouth shaped into an exaggerated 'O', then he somersaulted with joy.
"Hit the jackpot, I've been looking for these goodies for ages."
Nuannuan watched Yang Fei and Dan Dan with puzzled amusement.
She took advantage of Yang Fei's distraction to snatch his phone.
Yang Fei shouted, "Don't look, you'll get a stye if you do..."
Before he could finish, Nuannuan had already opened the phone.
She glanced at it and let out a shriek, covering her eyes and flinging the phone to the ground.
"Damn, truly disgusting."
Dan Dan was startled, his small figure rolled on the ground, retrieving the phone.
Seeing that the phone wasn't broken, Dan Dan breathed a long sigh of relief.
"Thank goodness, the phone's not broken, it can still be used."
Yang Fei laughed heartily on the side, making funny faces at Nuannuan.
Nuannuan's cheeks flushed, she turned away, ignoring the two.
Dan Dan, grinning from ear to ear, carefully tucked Yang Fei's phone away.
Then, he waved his hand dismissively.
"Bring a bucket of clean water, this blood poison can only be cleansed with Lord Dan's blood."
Yang Fei was startled, grabbing Dan Dan in a hug.
"What are you planning? How much blood do you have? You want to die?"
Dan Dan rolled his eyes at Yang Fei, a warm smile on his innocent face.
"The boss really cares about me, don't worry, my blood is precious. Just a few drops diluted in clean water can remove the blood poison."
Yang Fei's interest was piqued.
Ancient texts say the dragon is the spirit of all things, and dragon blood is a Sacred Object that drives away evil and cures poison. Could it be that Dan Dan is really a Dragonkin Descendant from Ancient Times?
In the legends of Huaxia's ancient times, references and myths about dragons are endless.
It is said that the Divine Dragon can be large or small, roam the universe when rising, or be like a mustard seed when hidden, controlling the clouds and mists with vast Divine Skills.
Yang Fei looked Dan Dan up and down, his mind overflowing with thoughts, feeling this world is so different from what he once knew.
Dan Dan felt uneasy under the gaze, his innocent eyes darting around.
"What are you looking at? It's not like I have a huge breast."
Yang Fei walked over, tapped his forehead, examining him left and right.
"I want to see if antlers will grow out of your head."
Dan Dan spat at him, pushing him away.
"You think Lord Dan is a monster? Lord Dan is a proper man."
Yang Fei intentionally probed Dan Dan.
"But I've heard that dragons have horns on their heads, five claws under their feet, and Qilin patterns on their bodies. Very majestic. Why do you look so plain?"
Dan Dan rolled his eyes at Yang Fei: "Ignorant, you believe such nonsense?"
They were chatting away when Nuannuan had someone bring over a jug of clean water, and Dan Dan let out a wail.
"How pitiful, I have to bleed again. This job of maintaining world peace is not for humans."
Dan Dan said as he stretched out a soft, smooth finger, frowning, reluctant to make a cut.
Instead, he extended his hand to Yang Fei.
"Boss, help me draw some blood, my blood can detoxify the Immortal Race's poison."
Yang Fei grabbed Dan Dan's finger, swiftly producing a Dagger.
Dan Dan shivered all over: "Boss, what are you doing?"
Yang Fei deliberately scared him: "This is how you draw blood, white knife in, red knife out, watch closely."
"Help, Sister Nuannuan, save me!"
Dan Dan was scared to death, kicking his legs frantically.
Nuannuan took the Dagger from Yang Fei, spat at him.
"Is it fun to scare kids?"
Yang Fei chuckled, eyeing Dan Dan.
"I thought the Dragonkin Descendant, when frightened, would reveal their true form — I've never seen a dragon?"
Dan Dan, barely recovering, cursed angrily.
"Little Bird Yang, you're the one showing your true form, what do you know, the legendary dragon shape is a totem, a totem worshipped by the ancestors, got it?"
Yang Fei was taken aback: "Totem? You're saying the legendary menacing dragon form is a totem? Damn, why didn't I think of that?"
Dan Dan rolled his eyes dramatically, with an expression that said, "You're an idiot," turned around proudly, ignoring Yang Fei.
Nuannuan listened to their nonsense, smiling as she looked at Yang Fei.
"Uncle, it seems those outlandish mythological stories have thoroughly brainwashed you."
"Our Wu Clan's ancestral image is also terrifyingly absurd, but those are just totems, not reality."
Yang Fei was greatly disappointed, shaking his head.
"If all these myths in the world are fake, then what a bore."
Meanwhile, Nuannuan took the Dagger, pricked Dan Dan's finger, and crimson Blood Beads immediately flowed out.
Dan Dan let out a pitiful cry, his adorable face scrunched up tightly.
"Sister Nuannuan, easy, please, I'm terrified of pain."
Nuannuan giggled, moving the pot over, as Dan Dan's blood dripped into the clean water.
Curiously, Dan Dan's Blood Beads did not dissolve in the water.
The Blood Beads sunk to the bottom like mercury droplets, evidently denser than water.
At this, both Yang Fei and Nuannuan widened their eyes.
Dan Dan glanced in pain, then proudly grinned.
"Lord Dan is part of the Dragon Race, a True Dragon, you know, can't be compared to you mortals."
Watching this little brat boast again, Yang Fei's hand itched.
This little rascal, if he doesn't show off for a bit, he gets itchy, totally asking for a fight.