Beyond M-Eclipse: Easy Mode LIVE

Chapter 111 |Secret Chat|: Super Banter



VpXNYE1.pngThe update has started. Every places should now be flooded with salt and snakes
1bmqak7.pngDid you really have to call it an update? Call it for what it is
wqVYp4F.png It kinda sucks that we can't really do anything about it

Missy over there would crush us like grapes if we try anything funny

I9YMH2e.pngI mean jumping her later on is still an option. Not that any of us are going to do anything that stupid, right?
VpXNYE1.pngBe reassured. The casualties shouldn't be of any significance to any of you
KKrgYwf.pngSomehow I doubt that
idryP8p.pngHey can you tell me what kind of new monsters are gonna spawn? Got any list of where each new biome are?
wqVYp4F.pngYou're still thinking about that over all the people dying!?!?!?
idryP8p.pngOh shut it if you care that much stop reading the chat and go help people miss "bright as all hell chainsaw"
I9YMH2e.pngI mean aren't a good deal of us dealing with the gliding snakes right now? We're supposed to clear out enough for those plebs to handle the rest
KKrgYwf.pngWell I sure ain't. I like staying on the ground more than not
1bmqak7.pngWhat even is those things name anyway? Did you even come up with a name when you design those things?
VpXNYE1.pngNo
1bmqak7.pngFigures
idryP8p.png Too bad those aren't tamables they'll just disappear after a while

I9YMH2e.pngYou have a bunch of cool monsters at your side already what more do you want?
HOuxAF1.pngI swear if one of those snakes hit my shop I'll come to your house and smash you into paste
VpXNYE1.pngNo need to worry on that front. I'm not targeting any of you specifically
1bmqak7.pngFucking hell I got a bunch of invoices flooding my mail! Can't those fools do anything without me around!?
I9YMH2e.pngMust suck being a shadow ruler huh? Why did you even stick around managing your country anyway? just let them rot
EVT91Vg.pngUnlike you people here have a lot of sentimentally. You are a black sheep in that regard
I9YMH2e.pngThe heck does that mean!? I have attachments just like everyone else here!
EVT91Vg.pngNow that I think about it why are we chatting here when we're literally flying around killing a bunch of snakes and getting glimpse of each other?
I9YMH2e.pngYou're asking that now!?
1bmqak7.pngWell unlike you guys I'm not even on the same continent.
VpXNYE1.pngThere indeed seems to be an imbalance in the people online today. I believe for one of us here it is past midnight
wqVYp4F.pngYeah fucking thanks for that asshole
idryP8p.pnghuh so that's why our eastern peeps aren't online today. They probably all wake up on the wrong side of the bed
VpXNYE1.pngI have already warned everyone here beforehand of today's event. I even specified the time
HOuxAF1.pngThat doesn't really help much now does it?
idryP8p.pngBy the way who suggest raining salt again? Those things don't hurt but they're pretty damn itchy
I9YMH2e.pngOh I don't know maybe the one with THAT pfp?
EVT91Vg.pngIt was just a suggestion I didn't think she was gonna go for it!
1bmqak7.pngI got some salt stuck in my ears because of you!
VpXNYE1.pngHmm. If it became too annoying I will reduce the amount right now then
1bmqak7.pngThe damages were already done!
HOuxAF1.png Thankfully there aren't any other events happening right now.

imagine if more aliens showed up

I9YMH2e.pngThose guys are easy to deal with anyway. Why do they even keep showing up after all this time?
HOuxAF1.pngYou bitch it was your and that tracksuit vampire's fault! You know how much free time I lost having to help clean up your mess?
I9YMH2e.png Huh? That's your boss' fault not mine. Maybe ask her to do it herself? She can deal with that just fine

Why isn't she and the sun online anyway? Didn't they help prepare?

VpXNYE1.pngI didn't ask them with help for anything. It's only my prerogative this time
HOuxAF1.pngYeesh no wonder she sounds a bit uncertain on the details
VpXNYE1.pngUnlike the initial event where they ask for my assistance and they were the main culprits. This time I am the main culprit.
EVT91Vg.pngWas humanity still that boring?
1bmqak7.pngI really don't know how to respond to any of you without getting smited...
KKrgYwf.pngHey it's not everyday gods are online and you can talk to them
wqVYp4F.pngShould they even be called that? Also only her is online right now
idryP8p.pngHey is it just me or is some specific locations have more snakes than the other?
VpXNYE1.pngI have decided to damages places I don't like
HOuxAF1.pngI THOUGHT THERE WAS NO TARGETING!?
wqVYp4F.pngShe just meant none of us here will be targeted. Some poor folks are catching strays it seem
I9YMH2e.pngOh you targeted those places? That's neat. I was gonna go wreck their shit up anyway
KKrgYwf.pngThese snakes aren't super strong it seems. I cut them down in one hit each
VpXNYE1.pngThey were never meant to be a challenge for any of you
I9YMH2e.pngYeah this is for those humans down below fighting for their lives. Even one is going to end up killing quite a few.
wqVYp4F.pngThank god their numbers are starting to lessened. I'm getting real sick of these things' hisses
EVT91Vg.pngWell too bad you can't lower the volume of those things like I can. I just reduce the noises coming into the cockpit
I9YMH2e.pngWhy am I being told to not go into mine but you can do it?
EVT91Vg.pngBecause yours looks like a literal demon lord? Imagine how panicked people are going to be if they even catch a small glimpse of yours.
VpXNYE1.pngI don't particular care about that point myself. It wasn't forced
1koPYOi.pngI would rather none of us show too much of our cards right now. No one can really oppose us but I like it more when people are scared and unable to comprehend how much we towers over them
I9YMH2e.pngOh I can agree with that, but it's not like they can get a good look at it anyway
1koPYOi.pngBy the way what is with the salt thing anyway? Why are you stealing my gimmick?
VpXNYE1.pngIt is merely a suggestion by someone
I9YMH2e.png I'm kinda surprised you're not putting in more effort with these signs.

No eyes in the sky or anything?

VpXNYE1.pngThere is good in being reserved. Just in case I want to do more of this in the future
I9YMH2e.pngYou're thinking about that already!?
idryP8p.pngOoh maybe more monsters?
KKrgYwf.pngWhy are you so obsessed with that?
1koPYOi.pngLeave her be and let her have her fun
EVT91Vg.pngWe have have our own gimmicks and she got that going for her
1bmqak7.pngAs long as she's not sucking up people then it's fine by my book
I9YMH2e.pngAnd me killing people don't bother you??
VpXNYE1.pngThe rain will stop now. Please stop trying to find any more snakes and you all may go rest
wqVYp4F.pngI'm just gonna make sure you're not bullshitting
1bmqak7.pngHopefully that's true.
EVT91Vg.pngAlrighty then. Guess it's time to go home.
1koPYOi.png I'll have to report to my boss about it

btw when can he join the chat? If I can why can't he?

VpXNYE1.pngI'll think about it
1koPYOi.pngthat's not promising
wqVYp4F.pngOkay so I'm checking the damages with the others and here in Japan not a lot is destroyed
idryP8p.pngOh there is a new area not too far from here
1bmqak7.pngWhat in the world are they called anyway? These new places?
VpXNYE1.pngI don't know
1bmqak7.pngDid you name anything in this event????
VpXNYE1.pngLooking for suggestions
EVT91Vg.pngNot again...
I9YMH2e.pngWell don't call it Fantasy Land. That's a synonym for the Demon Realm
KKrgYwf.pngSpeaking of that are there any more demons leaking in we don't know about?
I9YMH2e.pngNah we're fine on that front for now
VpXNYE1.pngThere has been no sightings on that front
1bmqak7.pngOkay so these new lands are being changed and such. What are the rules on claiming them?
VpXNYE1.pngNo rules on that front but most people won't know how to manage them
1bmqak7.pngCool i'll have people barricade the area to make sure no idiots get in
I9YMH2e.pngCan't imagine ruling class here thinking that far
KKrgYwf.pngSo what do we actually call the place?
EVT91Vg.pngUsing the word Fantasy seems appropriate but Fantasy Land is a no-go
1koPYOi.pngWe've been talking about urban fantasy genre for a while so something like that?
wqVYp4F.pngUrbansy?
HOuxAF1.pngFantarban?
VpXNYE1.pngFantarban Realm it is
EVT91Vg.pngYou're going with that????
nkz0N06.pngSeems like we are close to the end of discussion on this topic
idryP8p.pngOh hi
VpXNYE1.pngIndeed we are. After this point people should have the breathing room needed to figure out what should be done
nkz0N06.png From how I see it it looks like you guys want humans to be much more strong and active
I9YMH2e.png There is a sense of entertainment in seeing them grow. I think that's fair to say.
HOuxAF1.png I don't really care about that. My boss seems to be invested in that sort of story
1koPYOi.png Well aren't you a sight for sore eyes
nkz0N06.png I assume we will be seeing more of this later on then?
VpXNYE1.png There is no definite answer to that question yet
I9YMH2e.png By the way can you go talk to your kid or smth? She seems cranky lately
VpXNYE1.png Maybe later. I want to sleep
I9YMH2e.pngNo wonder she grew up so messed up like that...
nkz0N06.pngIt was a lot of unavoidable circumstances. I'm sure both sides find it too awkward to interact casually
I9YMH2e.pngIt's been over a year at this point ain't it???
EVT91Vg.pngWounds like that take a long time to heal id imagine
1bmqak7.pngAnyway anyone got anything to say about these... "Fantarban Realm"
EVT91Vg.pngNot really interested
nkz0N06.pngWell she would probably dragged me around anyway, so I have to show a little bit of interest
idryP8p.pngI'm still here you know?
1bmqak7.pngI'm surprised there aren't more people active right now
EVT91Vg.pngBtw how was the elves business back in your country going?
1bmqak7.png Oh. That?

I haven't intergrated them into modern society yet. I think it's best to let things ride for now.

wqVYp4F.pngCan't imagine what dealing with that is like. how do you even managed it?
1bmqak7.pngLive long enough and things start to feels fleeting
KKrgYwf.png Yeah yeah you're old and all
1koPYOi.png Now now be respectful to your elders
HOuxAF1.png You stabbers siblings could definitely use more lessons in manners.
EVT91Vg.png Come on they don't mean anything by it
HOuxAF1.png And YOU are bias
1koPYOi.png And you aren't, Princess?
I9YMH2e.pngOkay all of you, settle down a bit. Looks like our woman of the hour has logged off for the day
EVT91Vg.pngI can see that
nkz0N06.pngCertainly not one for many words despite the devestation she is causing
wqVYp4F.pngI don't think you would be much better in that regard...
1koPYOi.pngYeah left someone like her alone for too long and suddenly half of humanity is dead
idryP8p.pngAlright all of you don't start a fight in here now this is supposed to be a fun group chat
1bmqak7.pngWhat kind of "fun group chat" have all these kinds of people in it????
wqVYp4F.pngPeople of all sorts have their own definition of fun, so someone ought to find this more fun than it is stressful
idryP8p.pngYou know the tone of this place was a lot less stress yesterday
HOuxAF1.pngYeah when someone wasn't trying to emulate an apocalypse
KKrgYwf.pngAt the very least there should be more commissions related to these places for more money to be earned
1koPYOi.pngThat is true. For us lot who aren't flooded with gold already this should be a nice place to earn some cash
HOuxAF1.pngAren't most of just wealthy enough to coast off the wealth?
1koPYOi.pngCome on now Princess not everyone can be like you
HOuxAF1.pngAt least I have goal not related to killing unlike someone here
EVT91Vg.pngOh don't be a spoilsport now
1bmqak7.png Alright you guys really need to stop arguing in circles

I'm sure some of you want to check to make sure your neighborhood is fine and dandy. I know you guys don't care that much about certain things, but shouldn't you check that your local conveninces aren't breaking down?

EVT91Vg.pngMy place is fully self-sufficient.
1koPYOi.pngAnd I can coast off on that if I wanted to
I9YMH2e.pngYou two are a really annoying pair whenever we're chatting up
idryP8p.pngYeah!
nkz0N06.pngWell said
1bmqak7.pngOkay seriously if this is gonna be turned into a fight I'm going to ask someone to time you all out
wqVYp4F.pngNormally I'd say not to snitch on others but this time I think it's warranted
HOuxAF1.png You all really need to logged off and cool your head...

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