The Comeback of the Charming Farmer's Wife

"Hey, brother, mom and dad are gone." While Yangyang was still enjoying himself, Lele had already turned his head to look at the small pavilion again.

"Really? How come there’s no one there?" Yangyang craned his neck to look and found the pavilion really empty, muttering to himself, "I haven’t had enough yet. I still don’t get why handsome dad put his tongue in mom’s mouth. Adults are so weird; their mouths are always so complicated."

"Ahem..."

"Brother, do you think mom and dad went back to the courtyard? Should we follow them? Do you think kissing between boys and girls is different from kissing between boys?" When he was little, he and his brother would just peck quickly, but why were mom and dad different?

"Ahem..."

"Brother, why aren’t you saying anything?"

"Ahem..."

"Brother, why do you keep coughing? Are you sick? I’ll let Uncle give you some medicine later." Saying this, Yangyang finally looked at Lele with concern, only to see Yang Chuxia and Ye Zi’an quietly standing behind them, "Wow, mom, handsome dad, why are you here? You sneaked up on us!"

"You naughty kid, you’re getting more skilled at turning the tables." Ye Zi’an pulled him out from behind Lele. "Where are you hiding? Who’s sneaking up on whom here?"

"Exactly, why aren’t you two sleeping at home? What are you doing hiding here?" Yang Chuxia asked, her gaze fixed on Lele. "What are you two doing here?"

"What could we be doing?" Yangyang pouted and said, "Just watching you two kiss."

"..."

"..."

The two adults, being put on the spot by his straightforward words, had embarrassing looks on their faces.

"Ahem..." Ye Zi’an, feeling uncomfortable, cleared his throat.

Yangyang curiously asked, "Handsome dad, are you sick too? Why are you coughing?"

"I’m not sick." Ye Zi’an patted his little head and added, "Don’t look at inappropriate things, don’t listen to inappropriate things. Didn’t your teacher ever tell you that?"

"The teacher didn’t."

"The teacher did."

The contrasting voices of the two children made Ye Zi’an frown, "Did he or didn’t he? Things have been a bit chaotic at home lately, and I haven’t been keeping up with your lessons. What’s this, you’re slacking off? Sounds like you’re asking for trouble!"

"Maybe he said it." Yangyang scratched his head, "I probably didn’t remember." He thought to himself, with his brother’s memory, if he said the teacher mentioned it, then he definitely did, so the issue must be with him. So he came out to admit his mistake, "Handsome dad, I was wrong. I’ll definitely remember the teacher’s words next time."

"Hmph." Ye Zi’an snorted coldly, thinking to himself how fast this boy admits to his mistakes. "Don’t look at things you shouldn’t; don’t listen to things you shouldn’t. Eavesdropping and peeking are not what a gentleman does, understand?"

"Oh, I understand." After a pause, they heard him mumble, "If I can’t look or listen, can I do it? Next time I’ll try with a little girl."

"What did you say? Didn’t I tell you, a girl can’t be kissed by just anyone, and a boy can’t just kiss any girl, right? Forgotten?" Yang Chuxia, with sharp ears, caught his words and pulled him over from Ye Zi’an’s side, "Let me tell you, you absolutely can’t go around kissing little girls. Otherwise, when you grow up your wife won’t want you, don’t blame me for not warning you."

"I didn’t forget, just don’t understand, why?" Yangyang asked perplexedly, "I even kiss my brother, and he doesn’t reject me."

Yang Chuxia felt deeply exhausted, wondering if it’s okay for her son to have such a strong curiosity about these things at such a young age.