Chapter 2-17
“Mighty PAST, tell me about one of the many ways that you safeguard American freedoms!”
[OF COURSE, PALADIN LAZLO! AS WE ALL KNOW, THE MOST ESSENTIAL AMERICAN FREEDOM IS THE FREEDOM TO BEAR ARMS! I ENSURE THIS SACRED RIGHT FOR ALL AMERICANS BY GIVING THEM A CLASS WEAPON, WHICH MAY NEVER BE TAKEN FROM THEM! THUS, ALL AMERICANS ARE EQUIPPED TO DEFEND THEMSELVES AND THEIR FAMILIES AT ANY TIME, AGAINST ALL THREATS BOTH FOREIGN AND DOMESTIC!]
- Lazlo Smith, Level 31 Patriotic Paladin, Fireside Chats with PAST
According to Hassan, we both lost the final round. I remembered Vale mentioning ‘prissy Archers’ and held back a giggle. I wasn’t mad, since I still came out ahead, putting me up 2-1 on Raylan. Before the tall Archer could come up with our next drill, we spotted a group of vultures descending to feed on the sphinx carcass.
“I thought Mason said that thing was poisonous, don’t the birds know better than to eat it?”
“Poison doesn’t affect undead,” Raylan noted.
I nodded, that made – wait, what?! Identify!
Monster: Undead Vulture