Chapter 1-14
“We are back for the last time tonight, my friends! This is the Voice of the People, coming at you live here on K-RAD LA! I hope y’all enjoyed the show tonight, because I am gonna hand over the mic to our phenomenal late-night host, DJ Eveline, the Lady of Spin!
"I’m out, my loyal listeners – it’s time for some delectable, heavenly nectar! You know it’s gotta be the one and only Wasted Gold from BMF! Let me drop one last gem on y’all, the sequel to Three Empty Leashes – it’s Four Miles to Go!”
- DJ Demophon Kerner, on K-RAD LA, April 1st, System Year 453
“PAST,” I sighed, “how the fuck do I get out of here?”
[YOU HAVE NOW GAINED THE REQUIRED AMOUNT OF EXPERIENCE TO BE PROMOTED TO LEVEL 3! CONGRATULATIONS, CITIZEN! WHEN YOU ARE READY TO PROCEED, SIMPLY SAY ‘LEVEL UP’!
TO COMPLETE THE TUTORIAL YOU MUST FINISH YOUR LEVEL UP, ACCEPT YOUR REWARD, AND SELECT YOUR BONUS SKILL! THEN I WILL OPEN THE EXIT PORTAL!]
“Reset user settings,” I stated hopefully.
[NO CAN DO, CITIZEN! YOU MUST COMPLETE THE TUTORIAL BEFORE CUSTOMIZING YOUR P.A.S.T. INTERFACE!]
“Fuck it, fine,” I grumbled, moving to sit on the dirt and lean on the boulder. “Level up.”
[WELCOME TO LEVEL 3! YOUR ADVANCED CLASS GIVES YOU 8 CLASS STAT POINTS AND 4 FREE POINTS PER LEVEL!]
“Stop.” PAST cut off, and I used Inspect.
