Chapter 945 - 906: Blessed with Great Luck and Fortune
As soon as the assistant began to speak, Zhao Rong kicked him and said,
Assistant, is your brain flooded with water,
Can’t you see, that after I used the River Monster Electroshocker, and the current hit that rock, it perfectly resurrected the Mao Xian in front of us...
So, this water-dwelling River Monster Electroshocker in my hand not only can’t handle the Mao Xian in front of us,
but it can also revive it,
When the assistant heard that it was Brother Zhao Rong who resurrected the Mao Xian with the electroshocker,
he immediately gave Zhao Rong a disdainful look and said,
Brother Zhao Rong, if it wasn’t for your mistake, reviving this monster in front of us,
we might already have reverted this nuclear contaminated area of Fudao Nuclear Power Plant and left here back to Xijing City...
When the three beauties heard the assistant complain about Zhao Rong,
they immediately glared at the assistant and accused him, saying,
Assistant, you ungrateful, thankless guy,
If Brother Zhao Rong hadn’t saved you just now,
you could already be fish food,
Yet, instead of being grateful to Brother Zhao Rong, you’re complaining now,
Miss Lili glared at the assistant and then said,
Assistant, can you stop with the nonsense,
Now, quickly join our team, let’s prepare for battle together to deal with this monster Mao Xian,
Beauty Yu Lan pulled the assistant over and kicked his butt, making him the first to face the danger, saying,
Assistant, aren’t you very arrogant?
Now you go first and test the strength of Mao Xian,
When the assistant saw that the three beauties actually wanted him to fight the extremely cute monster Mao Xian,
he immediately rushed forward without hesitation,
Moreover, he picked up a brick from the ground and said to the Mao Xian in front of him,
Mao Xian, although you look like a cute fluffy toy,
but you are after all a monster,
So now, I must end your life, please don’t blame me,
With that, the assistant tried to smash the Mao Xian’s head with the brick in his hand,
But as the assistant made his move on Mao Xian,
he thought he could surely deal a lethal blow to kill the Mao Xian,
But what the assistant didn’t expect was, before he even threw the brick,
Mao Xian immediately shot out the long hair from its body, piercing into the assistant,
And tied the assistant up, throwing him high into the air and smashing him to the ground, nearly hurting him severely,
The assistant got up from the ground, in shock, and said to Zhao Rong and the three beauties not far away,
Brother Zhao Rong, Miss Lili, Beauty Yu Lan, Beauty Xuelian, you must not come over,
This Mao Xian, which looks exactly like a plush toy, can actually shoot the long hair from its body, binding people and throwing them into the air to crash them down,
When Zhao Rong saw this strange attack method of Mao Xian,
he felt it amusing and said,
We have seen all kinds of monsters and bizarre combat methods on our journey,
But this is the first time to see something that binds people with its long hair and throws them into the sky for a fatal drop, it really is eye-opening,
Miss Lili immediately opened her handbag, took out a bottle of lubricant, and applied it to Zhao Rong, saying,
Brother Zhao Rong, although this Mao Xian can bind people with its long hair,
after we apply lubricant all over our bodies,
I think its long hair won’t be able to prick us,
Because this lubricant is very effective,
When the assistant saw that Miss Lili had lubricant,
he immediately did a kip-up, rushed over, snatched the lubricant from Miss Lili, and applied it all over himself,
He smiled at Zhao Rong and the three beauties and said,
Brother Zhao Rong, Miss Lili, Beauty Yu Lan, Beauty Xuelian, I will go up and fight this monster again,
Believe me, I can surely defeat it,
When Miss Lili saw the assistant snatched the lubricant from him,
he angrily said,
Assistant, you poser, this lubricant was intended for Brother Zhao Rong,
but you snatched it away,
The assistant smiled at Miss Lili and said,
Didn’t you want me to be the first to try fighting Mao Xian?
If I don’t apply lubricant, how can I ensure that if I get bound by Mao Xian’s hair and thrown into the air, I won’t be crushed to death?
Then, the assistant secretly rejoiced to himself, thinking,
If I apply this lubricant all over,
then dealing with Mao Xian will be a piece of cake...
After killing this Mao Xian, the three beauties will surely look at me differently, and even fall for me,
But what the assistant didn’t expect was,
even though he was covered in lubricant,
when he approached the Mao Xian,
it immediately sprayed a lot of talcum powder from its mouth, coating the assistant,
Seeing himself coated in talcum powder,
he was shocked and said,
Could this be for real? This monster can even spray talcum powder from its body,
Even though I applied lubricant,
after being doused with talcum powder, it’s no longer effective,
Mao Xian laughed and mocked the assistant, saying,
You human, even though you’re drenched in lubricant,
I can render your lubricant useless,
After spraying the assistant with talcum powder,
Mao Xian immediately shot out its long hair again, binding him and throwing him high into the air, smashing him hard onto the ground,
When everyone saw the assistant being thrown over 100 meters high, about to crash to his death,
The incredibly lucky assistant ended up hitting a passing wild boar,
The wild boar was killed,
But the assistant stood up unscathed from the ground,
He felt very lucky and said,
Thanks to this passing wild boar,
otherwise, the one lying dead on the ground would be me, worse than a pig,
Miss Lili teased the assistant, saying,
Assistant, you are hilarious, they say pigs run into trees, but you ran into a pig,
Beauty Yu Lan shook her head and said,
Fame is feared by people, weight by pigs, Assistant, I think you’re going to be famous soon,
because you’ve managed to kill a pig,
Beauty Xuelian laughed and said to the assistant,
Assistant, you’re truly lucky, blessed, and fortunate, falling from such a height without dying or getting hurt,
Then Beauty Yu Lan took out an ice-made shirt from the bag,
And said to the assistant,
Assistant, although the talcum powder sprayed by Mao Xian negates your lubricant,
now, as long as you wear this ice-made shirt,
No matter how much talcum powder it sprays, it won’t be able to roughen you up and bind you with Mao Xian’s hair...
