Chapter 854 - 815: Black Hawk Down
Zhao Rong urged Miss Lili to let go and shoot without any worries, saying:
"Miss Lili, you shouldn’t have any worries now. We are acting on behalf of justice,
even if we turn that hotel into a pile of ruins,
even if we kill all these bandits, it’s worth it, it’s doing a good deed..."
Hearing Zhao Rong’s words, Miss Lili gritted her teeth and operated the heavy machine gun, frantically shooting at the group of evil bandits.
As Miss Lili held the heavy machine gun and crazily shot at these bandits,
the beautiful Yu Lan next to her was even more aggressive, holding a cannon, targeting the arrogant bandits on the rooftop, launching a barrage of cannon fire.
Yu Lan’s accuracy was incredibly high, nearly every shot hit the target.
Meanwhile, the beautiful Xuelian wielded an AK47 assault rifle, aiming at the bandits crouching at the windows, taking them down.
She laughed and said:
"No gun, no cannon, the enemy builds for us, every bullet kills a bandit..."
The assistant also wielded a 38 revolver, precisely hitting the bandit using the toilet.
You could see, after the assistant’s 38-caliber bullet hit the bandit’s behind,
the bandit immediately covered his butt, surprising, saying:
"Damn, are you kidding me, at the critical moment, my hemorrhoids suddenly acted up..."
When the assistant heard the bandit in the bathroom mistaking the gunshot for hemorrhoids,
he fired another shot, saying:
"You idiot bandit, I hit your butt with a 38 revolver, and you think it’s hemorrhoids? Your IQ is so low. With that intelligence, you still want to be a bandit? Go die..."
The second shot from the assistant immediately pierced the bandit’s heart, sending him to Western Heaven.
Just like that, Zhao Rong’s five-person crew piloted a Black Hawk helicopter and took less than a minute to eliminate the hundreds of arrogant, ruthless bandits marauding on this grassland.
After the Zhao Rong group wiped out the bandits on the ground, they immediately cheered with joy.
Miss Lili happily said:
"I never thought the American-made Black Hawk helicopter would be such good quality. It’s simply awesome to use..."
Yu Lan, her hands trembling, said:
"The cannon on the Black Hawk helicopter, using it is just too exhilarating,
The feeling of firing the cannon feels like reaching the pinnacle of life..."
Xuelian threw the AK47 rifle from the helicopter, saying:
"Sitting in the helicopter and using the AK47 rifle to kill enemies isn’t really that satisfying...
Because the AK47 rifle can only fire single shots, can’t do a crazy sweep...
Otherwise, the accuracy would drop significantly..."
The assistant happily said:
"Although my 38 revolver is very simple,
I still eliminated an enemy..."
Just as everyone was cheering, Zhao Rong suddenly noticed,
the Black Hawk armed helicopter they were flying was rapidly descending, with the risk of crashing.
Zhao Rong used all his strength, racking his brain to control the Black Hawk helicopter that was about to crash, saying:
"Damn it, I once watched a movie called ’Black Hawk Down,’
But I didn’t expect that today, when I’m piloting a Black Hawk helicopter, the same scene would happen,
Everyone, get ready, because the Black Hawk helicopter we’re flying is about to crash..."
On hearing their Black Hawk helicopter was about to crash,
Miss Zhang Lili was incredibly surprised and shouted:
"Brother Zhao Rong, why is this happening?
I remember last time, I saw on the news that the reason the American Black Hawk helicopter crashed,
was because it was hit by shoulder-launched rockets from Somali pirates,
and now, our Black Hawk helicopter is suddenly crashing for no reason,
Could it be that the quality of American-made Black Hawk armed helicopters is extremely bad,
or is it due to parts aging causing these problems?"
Yu Lan took a parachute out of her pocket, strapped it on her back, saying:
"Everyone, quickly take out your parachutes, follow my lead, let’s jump!
Otherwise, if this Black Hawk helicopter crashes, we’ll definitely die..."
Xuelian reminded Yu Lan with the parachute on her back, saying:
"Yu Lan, you’d better put away the parachute,
Because where we are is very close to the ground. Even if you jump with the parachute, it won’t open,
Even if it opens, it won’t have any effect,
Because we’re only 10 meters from the ground, if we fall, we’ll definitely die..."
The assistant, feeling death approaching, said:
"Brother Zhao Rong, you quickly think of a way for us to leave this Black Hawk helicopter alive,
Otherwise, if we crash while inside, we’ll catch fire and all five of us will burn to death..."
As everyone faced the imminent threat of life and death,
Zhao Rong quickly took out his phone, opened the Paradise Shopping Cart app, and bought a spring mattress, saying to everyone:
"Miss Lili, beautiful Yu Lan, beautiful Yu Lan, don’t be afraid, I’ve bought a spring mattress from Paradise Shopping Cart,
So we can jump directly from the Black Hawk helicopter onto the mattress..."
When Miss Lili heard Zhao Rong had bought a spring mattress,
She quickly made Zhao Rong change his mind, saying:
"Brother Zhao Rong, instead of buying a spring mattress, you’d be better off buying a bunch of sponges,
That way, when we jump down, it’ll be safer..."
Yu Lan thought for a moment, saying:
"Brother Zhao Rong, instead of buying a spring mattress for us to jump onto, you’d be better off buying a swimming pool,
We can jump directly into the water, just like diving from high altitude, which is thrilling and safe..."
Xuelian, with her wild thoughts, said:
"Brother Zhao Rong, instead of buying a spring mattress, sponge, or swimming pool, why don’t you buy a flying carpet to carry us directly from the Black Hawk helicopter,
That way, it’ll save a lot of trouble..."
The assistant suggested to Zhao Rong, saying:
"Brother Zhao Rong, I think the ideas from the three beauties are too troublesome,
Why don’t you buy another helicopter from Paradise Shopping Cart,
Then, we can switch from the Black Hawk that’s about to crash to another helicopter, problem solved..."
After hearing the suggestions from the three beauties and the assistant,
Zhao Rong pulled out his phone again, opened the Paradise Shopping Cart app, and began purchasing, saying:
"I think we should buy a flying carpet,
Because it is more convenient and doesn’t require piloting..."
With that, Zhao Rong bought a flying carpet from Paradise Shopping Cart.
As soon as the package dropped from the sky into Zhao Rong’s hand,
he quickly unpacked it, unfolded the flying carpet, and said to the three beauties and the assistant behind him:
"Miss Lili, beautiful Yu Lan, beautiful Xuelian, assistant, let’s quickly jump onto the flying carpet,
That way, we’ll be saved..."