Chapter 473 - 434: The Magical Bread That Lets You Sail After Eating It
Zhao Rong pulled a piece of bread from his pocket and took a bite. "This Knowledge Bread is fantastic," he said while chewing. "Not only can I sail the boat now, but I’ve also mastered all sorts of mechanical and structural knowledge about ships."
As he spoke, he handed a piece to his assistant. "Assistant, you should have a piece too. Otherwise, when I need to rest, you’ll have to take over. We can’t have no one at the helm."
The assistant took the so-called Knowledge Bread from Zhao Rong and examined it closely. What he saw made his jaw drop. This wasn’t bread at all; it was a textbook! The surface was printed with various operational diagrams, technical knowledge, engineering principles, and machine schematics.
Reluctant to take a bite, the assistant looked at the bread and then back at Zhao Rong. "Big Brother Zhao Rong, are you sure you can actually sail a boat after eating this?"
Zhao Rong was enjoying the bread immensely. He smacked his lips and replied, "Of course. Why else would I have spent so much money on this Knowledge Bread?"
It turned out that in his rush to learn how to sail, Zhao Rong had been searching the Paradise Shopping Cart for private yacht piloting tutorial videos. After searching for a long time without finding any, he had instead stumbled upon something called Knowledge Bread.
The seller had personally told him, "This Knowledge Bread comes in various types. If you don’t know how to drive, you can eat the Car-Driving Bread. The moment you eat it, you won’t just know how to drive a car—you’ll also know how to repair it.
"If you want to sail a boat, then eat the Ship-Sailing Bread. Once you eat it, you’ll be able to sail without getting seasick, and you’ll also be able to repair ships.
"If you want to fly a plane, then please buy the Plane-Piloting Bread. If you eat this bread, you won’t just be able to fly planes, you’ll also be able to repair them and even assemble them from scratch.
"If you want to pilot a spaceship, then please buy the Spaceship-Piloting Bread. If you eat this bread, you’ll not only be able to pilot spaceships but also repair them. You might even become an alien!"
When Zhao Rong heard the seller describe the bread so miraculously, he had immediately spent a fortune to buy the Ship-Sailing Bread. He’d originally just bought it with a "might as well try it" attitude. But to his astonishment, the moment he finished eating it, he had instinctively known how to pilot the private yacht.
Furthermore, the blueprints for every single component of the private yacht appeared in his mind, and he felt a sudden, powerful urge to disassemble the entire yacht into its constituent parts and then reassemble it.
After Zhao Rong finished explaining the bread’s miraculous effects, the three beautiful women also snatched pieces from his hand, stuffing them into their mouths.
"Big Brother Zhao Rong," one of them said, "I never imagined such a magical bread existed in the world!"
Compared to the three women, the assistant ate much faster, practically wolfing it down. "Big Brother Zhao Rong, since this bread is so amazing, you should buy more for me! From now on, you can leave all the sailing to me. Just go relax in the bedroom and chat with the three beauties. Don’t worry about a thing!"
While nibbling on her piece, Lili looked at Zhao Rong and asked, "Big Brother Zhao Rong, could you help me buy a Car-Driving Bread? That way, I wouldn’t have to go to driving school. I really hate the instructors there. Every one of them has such a short fuse. They don’t teach us properly and they even try to get handsy."
Hearing this, Zhao Rong couldn’t help but recall his own painful experience learning to drive. He immediately nodded in agreement. "Given that driving instructors are always yelling and the tests are ridiculously hard, I’ll buy you a Car-Driving Bread online right now. You can learn to drive easily without having to suffer through driving school."
With that, Zhao Rong went online, purchased the Car-Driving Bread, and gave it to Lili.
After Lili ate the bread, she instantly felt her driving skills could surpass Schumacher and her car repair skills could rival Soichiro Honda’s.
At that moment, the lovely Yu Lan approached, saying shyly to Zhao Rong, "Big Brother Zhao Rong, I want to learn how to... handle the stick..."
Hearing this, Zhao Rong was stunned. "Handle the stick?!" he said in disbelief. "That’s a man’s specialty! How can a woman like you do that?"
Suddenly realizing her gaffe, an embarrassed Yu Lan quickly explained, "Big Brother, I’m so sorry, I misspoke! I meant the joystick—in a cockpit! I want to learn to fly! Ever since I was little, I’ve dreamed of soaring through the skies. But I have a scar, so I could never become a pilot or learn to fly. And there aren’t any flight schools in the country for ordinary people, so my dream was impossible."
Listening to Yu Lan’s story, Zhao Rong reassured her. "Don’t worry. I’ll buy a Plane-Piloting Bread online for you right now. I guarantee that after you eat it, you’ll be able to fly and repair planes without any lessons."
As he spoke, Zhao Rong opened the Paradise Shopping Cart app on his phone, bought a Plane-Piloting Bread, and gave it to Yu Lan.
After Yu Lan ate it, she shivered and murmured to herself, "Oh my goodness, I feel so powerful all of a sudden! I want to fly a Boeing 737, an Airbus... no, I want to fly an F-16 fighter jet and a Su-30!"
Just then, the lovely Xuelian walked over to Zhao Rong. After sitting down, she described her own unfulfilled dream. "Big Brother Zhao Rong, you may not know this, but I’ve wanted to be an astronaut ever since I was a little girl. But I never had the chance. I’ll never get to pilot a spaceship through the cosmos. It’s all I’ve ever dreamed of..."
Before Xuelian could finish, Zhao Rong immediately went online, purchased a Spaceship-Piloting Bread, and handed it to her. "Xuelian, you don’t have to say another word. I know your dream. Now, eat this bread, and you’ll be able to pilot a spaceship."
Hearing this, Xuelian excitedly ate the Spaceship-Piloting Bread.
