Global Lords: Me and My Calabash Kiddos

"Huff!"

Big Bear jumped onto the bamboo bed of the Yin Yang Giant Panda.

He slapped the Yin Yang Giant Panda awake on the spot.

The Yin Yang Giant Panda blinked sleepily, confused about why this big dog bear was going crazy.

But there was too much difference in power, and resisting would just get him smacked.

"Huff!"

Big Bear pointed outside the city, then slapped himself a few times.

He seemed to be saying: those armored guys from the other day are here to grab us again.

The Yin Yang Giant Panda jolted awake at once.

This can’t be good!

The Yin Yang Giant Panda had already come to see this territory as home; it was full of top-quality bamboo, just too wonderful!

He knew Big Bear’s nose was super accurate and could sniff out a living creature’s power system, strength level, and race.

The territory was separated by mist, so he couldn’t smell anything outside, but once an enemy entered, his nose was like a positional tracker.

Bear Two called Second Bear and ran to the villa, rushing to tell their master the news.

The three bears thundered up the stairs; even if Yi Tian was dead asleep, he’d be jolted awake in seconds.

"What are you guys up to?"

Yi Tian opened his door, seeing the three bears with their butts sticking up, lying outside Kiddo’s bedroom door.

Yi Tian lived on the fourth floor, and they didn’t know which room he was in.

The three bears instantly froze and dashed to stand in front of Yi Tian.

"Huff huff!"

"Chirp chirp!"

Big Bear and the Yin Yang Giant Panda scrambled to explain about the enemy invasion.

Red Race and Great Fei Kingdom!

These guys were definitely bad news.

Yi Tian opened Kiddo’s room; inside, Kiddo was sprawled out every which way on the big bed, dead to the world.

Ever since all seven Kiddos showed up, Yi Tian hadn’t slept with them; the big bed was just perfect for all seven.

In the mornings, Liyue and Qixin were in charge of getting the Kiddos ready, while Yi Tian spent more time cultivating.

"Second Child, we’ve got enemies coming to the territory. Help Daddy check how close they are?"

Yi Tian gently woke Second Child and asked her.

Second Child rubbed her big eyes with her little hands; oddly, her sixth sense hadn’t felt the enemy’s arrival at all.

Usually, she’d sense something off well before anyone got here.

She activated Thousand-Mile Eye and Shunfeng Ear at the same time.

Thousand-Mile Eye swept the area—nothing. No enemies detected.

But Shunfeng Ear picked up the sound of a bunch of heartbeats.

Second Child locked onto the location and checked it out with Thousand-Mile Eye.

On the east side of the territory, on a stretch of lake, she only saw some movement in the water, as if a group was underneath, parting the water as they swam.

Second Child examined carefully, even peeking at the lake bottom, and finally found a strange energy swirling around.

This weird energy was hiding the group’s tracks.

"Daddy, there’s a bunch of people swimming towards our house from the eastern lake. Judging by their heartbeats, about two hundred and fifty total, and from their aura, all of them are A-level."

"They’ve got some kind of treasure to hide themselves. They’re about ten kilometers from the shore now."

After checking, Second Child gave a detailed report to Yi Tian.

Two hundred and fifty A-level powerhouses, with treasures for hiding!

Two a.m., not that many people, all elites—a classic night raid.

They jumped into the mist, immediately went underwater, trying to block their scent so Earth Bear couldn’t sniff them out.

Or maybe they figured Earth Bear would be asleep at two a.m. and wouldn’t notice them.

Plus, they’ve got those camouflaging treasures, so they figured they’d catch everyone off guard.

The Three-Eyed One-Horned Tribe and the Fierce Beast Gang had attacked at night before.

But that wasn’t a real night raid.

This time, the enemy was super sneaky—using even those hiding artifacts.

This was obviously an attempt to sneak right onto his bed.

Yi Tian had Second Child wake up the other Kiddos to prepare for battle.

With so many A-levels, he was definitely going to need Kiddo backup.

Apart from the Kiddos, Yi Tian mobilized two thousand single-target Elemental Warriors.

These Elemental Warriors’ skills could threaten A-level powerhouses, especially enemies hit by plague status.

For manpower, he had Yue Fei, Huo Qubing, Guan Yu, Xin Qiji, Zijin Ming, Zijin Guang, Thunder Yuan, Tai Zhong, and the Dongfang Five Brothers.

Ten Overlord Body Soldiers, ten Streamlight Warriors, and ten Giant Spirit Soldiers.

All strong fighters.

If they wanted a sneak attack, Yi Tian was happy to play along.

All four city gates shut; if enemies wanted in, they’d have to climb the walls.

Once they were midway up, Yi Tian would launch the Gravity Array and force them out into the open.

Then the Elemental Warriors would attack.

The heroes would clean up the rest.

For the eastern Cloud Killing Array, Yi Tian didn’t risk Tai Zhong’s life.

The enemy might have Qi Refiners with three-dimensional stats over 2500; even with the Cloud Killing Array’s power, Tai Zhong wouldn’t be a match at that level.

Turning on the Cloud Killing Array might also tip them off too soon.

Arrangements in the territory went quickly; one single-target Elemental Warrior climbed up the east city wall and crouched behind the Female Wall, keeping out of sight.

The Five Tiger Generals, Yin Yang Giant Panda, Big Bear and Second Bear, Howling Moon Silver Wolf, and Twelve-winged Tiger Star Beast all followed suit.

Yi Tian’s whole squad of generals focused on masking their presence.

Once Yi Tian gave the order, everyone would take Osmanthus Wine.

After Yi Tian finished his preparations, the enemies had all landed ashore.

"Daddy, there’s more people coming from the north! They’ve entered the mist!"

As everyone waited quietly for the enemies, Second Child gave another alert to Yi Tian.

The north?

Seriously, what day is it?

Could it be the Great Fei Kingdom trying to fake us out, confusing the situation?

"How many in the north?"

Yi Tian asked Second Child.

"Four in total, and they’re women! They’re carrying a boat even smaller than a Bronze Assault Boat."

"Hmm... all A-level. Really strong A-levels."

Second Child relayed the north side’s situation to Yi Tian.

"And how about the Celestial Dao Stone? No warning at all. Four people doesn’t fit the usual distraction tactic..." Yi Tian frowned, deep in thought.