Global Lords: Me and My Calabash Kiddos

"Ooo... ooo... ooo..."

The horn sounded short and urgent, yet lingering.

Again, a different horn’s call.

This signifies a military crisis, reinforcements must rush at full speed.

Big Child unleashes Innate Divine Power, Third Child activates Vajra Indestructible, the Yin Yang Giant Panda awakens Divine Bear Bloodline.

Second Child, Seventh-Child, Fourth Child, and Fifth Child, are stationed behind them, in charge of long-range support.

Their target is the Earth Bear.

Seventh-Child is also responsible for full-area vigilance; if anyone is in danger, Seventh-Child fires Divine Thunder attacks using the Purple Gourd.

A Diamond Warrior guarding the Earth Bear is tangled up by Zijin Ming and the Zijin Guang Brothers.

The other Diamond Warrior is locked in battle with Xin Qiji and Thunder Yuan.

The Imperial Guard General plans to capture the enemy leader first, unleashing a ranged palm Martial Skill at Yi Tian.

He originally had 3200 Spiritual Power, but can now only wield a little over 2500.

"Mountain Lifting and Cauldron Carrying!"

Yi Tian strikes with one sword toward the flying giant palm.

The giant palm is shattered before him by the fierce edge of Yi Tian’s Cyan Gang Sword.

"World-Edge!"

Yi Tian fires a blast of World-Edge Sword Qi at the Imperial Guard General.

Heaven and Earth!

The blistering World-Edge Sword Qi hurtles forth, fierce and oppressive.

The Imperial Guard General also draws a longsword, azure light swirling atop its blade, slicing the Sword Qi apart.

Seeing that ranged tactics cannot harm Yi Tian, the Imperial Guard General uses his Body Technique, sword in hand, to close in on Yi Tian.

Fast!

Yi Tian cannot track the Imperial Guard Commander’s figure.

He realizes he has overestimated himself and underestimated an S-level Warrior, even at less than eighty percent strength.

"Crack!"

A Divine Thunder attack with 4000 Attack Power blasts from the Purple Gourd.

The Imperial Guard General feels an icy chill on his back, immediately stopping, twisting aside, and slashing at the Divine Thunder with his sword.

"Zzt!"

The Divine Thunder’s brilliance is wholly dispelled beneath the General’s blade.

Yi Tian sees Seventh-Child coming to his aid, knowing the opportunity has come.

"Ice and Fire Celestial Palm!"

Two forces inside—ice and fire Spiritual Power—collide and fuse.

A purple palm shadow, falling with Seventh-Child’s Divine Thunder, hurtles toward the Imperial Guard General.

After he destroys the Divine Thunder, the Imperial Guard General instantly activates a Defensive Martial Skill.

"Boom!"

The massive purple palm slams into the faint azure shield.

The fusion of ice and fire makes the shield shatter like glass.

"Refine!"

The Imperial Guard General roars, a swirl of azure Spiritual Power manifesting at his chest.

The Ice and Fire Celestial Palm is sucked in, stuck at the General’s chest, unable to advance!

Yet, the Ice and Fire Celestial Palm refuses to dissipate.

The Imperial Guard General intends to use his vortex to wear down Yi Tian’s palm attack.

Suddenly!

The General’s expression shifts; the vortex at his chest turns purple.

An icy chill chills him to the bone, while his veins and blood feel as if they are burning.

Yi Tian’s Ice and Fire Celestial Palm carries over 5500 Attack Power; with the General only at eighty percent of his strength, the vortex cannot neutralize it.

"Pfft!"

The Imperial Guard General suffers backlash, spitting a mouthful of blood.

"Bang!"

The vortex collapses, and the Ice and Fire Celestial Palm smashes into his chest.

In the instant he’s blasted back, the General is encased in a purple ice sculpture...

The Diamond Warrior fighting Zijin Ming and Zijin Guang is a Body Refiner, wielding an A-level Body, Strength Talent, and Seventh Level Weapon Mastery.

Zijin Ming and the Zijin Guang Brothers unleash their talents, and even together, they are at a disadvantage.

With no other recourse, the brothers consume Green Star Pills, power surging as they suppress the Diamond Warrior in fierce assault.

Xin Qiji and Thunder Yuan, one long-range, one close-range, assault the other Diamond Warrior.

Xin Qiji’s close-combat physical strength far surpasses his Qi Refining prowess.

Even without taking a Green Star Pill, going all-out with the Well-Rounded Special Talent, his Attack Power can reach over 6000.

The Diamond Warrior is no match for Xin Qiji—even more so with Thunder Yuan’s Gold Mystery LV.5 support.

Defeat is only a matter of time.

The Dongfang Five Brothers hold off a large swath of Imperial Guard warriors; they’re at full condition, while the Guards can only muster eighty percent.

The Five Brothers do not seek to attack, only to defend and pin down a portion of the Imperial Guards.

As the main rescue attackers, the Little Kiddos launch a ferocious assault on the Guards "protecting" the Earth Bear from the very start.

"Rooar!"

Fifth Child summons the Water Dragon; after her Spiritual Power and Spiritual Ability surged, the Water Dragon can manifest for twenty seconds.

The dozens-of-zhang-long Water Dragon, vivid and lifelike, repeatedly lashes out with Divine Dragon Tail Swing under Fifth Child’s command.

"Boom!"

"Crack!"

"Crack..."

Imperial Guard warriors are flung through the air like scattering petals, smashing through tree after tree.

Even with A-level armor absorbing some of the force, the armor shatters, organs rupture—few survive.

Fourth Child breathes Seven-Colored Flames, burning the ground around the Earth Bear.

The Guards who face the flames must flee or burn to death.

Fourth Child wields Fire Mystical Technique LV.1, her Attack Power exceeding even Fifth Child’s Water Dragon.

The sheer terror of her attack is more overwhelming than even the Water Dragon.

After the flames, Fourth Child starts to single out targets with Divine Thunder.

"Crack!"

A squad captain with three-dimensional stats over 2000 is electrocuted to death by lightning.

Big Child, Third Child, and the Yin Yang Giant Panda charge forward, not meeting a single worthy opponent!

The squad captain protecting Earth Bear keeps calling for reinforcements.

After relentless assault from Fourth and Fifth Child, none are left to help but the last squad captain.

He can only hope his generals triumph, and that more will hurry soon.

When he sees the Imperial Guard General frozen like an ice sculpture, he’s struck by sudden terror.

"Spiritual Sky Strike!"

Even more alarming is the gentle voice from behind, sending chills down his spine.

There’s no room to dodge at such close range.

"Bang!"

Sixth Child appears out of nowhere behind the squad captain, striking hard at his back.

The squad captain is sent flying like a cannonball, weapon dropping as he crashes through a dozen great trees in midair.

After finishing off the captain, Sixth Child squats by the Earth Bear, staring into its big eyes, not knowing how to undo the bear trap.

So, Sixth Child takes out a wine gourd, waving it at the Earth Bear.

The yellow-orange Earth Bear is confused.

The red-brown Earth Bear understands and opens its mouth.

A stream of Hundred Flowers Spirit Wine pours into the red-brown Earth Bear’s mouth.

In an instant, the red-brown Earth Bear feels cured, its whole body brimming with power.