What Should I Do If I Find Out My Wife Is the Pope?

Chapter 81: If You Don’t Mind, Mr. Lin Wei, I Could Just Move In! (First Update)



Chapter 81: If You Don’t Mind, Mr. Lin Wei, I Could Just Move In! (First Update)

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​It wasn’t the demons plundering—there’s a traitor among the humans?

​Wait, what? That can’t be right... Is this some kind of joke?

​If all those labyrinth expeditions were just about chasing thrills, then the moment Lin Wei spoke those words, something inside her shifted. The urge to save the world and vanquish evil surged up within her, fierce and sudden.

​For an instant, those clear, sapphire-blue eyes seemed to glimmer with golden, holy light.

​“As the Saintess, of course I have to take responsibility!”

​“Mr. Lin Wei, tell me everything you know! Whatever you need me to do, just say the word—I’m in.”

​Too close. Far too close.

​Yalis, flushed with excitement, leaned in so near that her face nearly brushed against his, searching his eyes for answers. ​Her body tipped forward, and from Lin Wei’s vantage, her delicate, flawless face filled his vision—so perfect it resembled a porcelain doll, so soft it seemed you could draw water from her cheeks with a touch.

​A faint, floral scent drifted to his nose. How could a girl’s presence be so overwhelming?

​“Ahem... Sit back down and listen closely while I explain the details.”

​Teasing her was one thing, but if he ever truly entertained inappropriate thoughts about a girl this age, he’d be crossing a real line.

​Lin Wei reached out and gently pressed a finger to her forehead, guiding her back to her seat.

​Once he’d soothed the overexcited Saintess, he began to lay everything out in detail.

​“This is a top-secret operation. I’m only trusting you with this because I believe in you, Miss Yalis.”

​“But you absolutely cannot let this leak out, understand? If word gets out, things could get very messy.”

​At that, Yalis instantly clapped both hands over her mouth.

​She nodded solemnly, her eyes shining with the determination of someone about to be inducted into a secret order.

​…Honestly, at this rate, I could probably sell her off and she’d still help me count the money.

​Faced with such innocent sincerity, Lin Wei couldn’t help but sigh, a pang of guilt weighing on his heart.

​And yet, here I am, roping another clueless girl into this mess...

​Still, with the Holy See involved, it was only right for the Saintess to participate. Besides, helping Yalis earn some merit in the church wasn’t a bad idea.

​“So, here’s the situation: Not long ago, the Holy See’s supply convoy—responsible for delivering provisions to the front lines—was ambushed by demons. But based on what we found, there are clear signs of sabotage. It’s likely demon agents have infiltrated the human world and orchestrated this.”

​“Then, just two days ago, several imperial nobles used the incident as leverage, pressuring the Pope to strip the church of its authority over logistics.”

​A few sentences summed up the entire affair.

​Yalis pressed her hands tighter over her mouth, eyes wide in shock, her slender frame trembling with excitement she could barely contain.

​“Of course, that little coup was cut short by Commander Meilin’s intervention. But the nobles didn’t back down; instead, they struck a new deal with the Pope: if the church fails to deliver the supplies on time, all responsibility falls on them.”

​“With so many coincidences stacking up, the Pope suspects there may be a traitor among the nobles, colluding with the demons. To protect the Pope’s reputation and root out the traitor, we can’t afford any mishaps with the next shipment.”

​“As for you, Saintess, your task is to help me track down the traitor… I heard you’re from a duke’s family in the imperial capital, right?”

​He vaguely remembered Veya mentioning it one night while they were in bed.

​Lin Wei glanced at her expectantly, and the adorable Saintess nodded immediately.

​“So, Saintess, do you have any personal guards from your family?”

​“I mean the kind you trust completely—the ones who would risk everything to protect you. Or, failing that, those who are absolutely loyal to your father.”

​Ordinary nobles might not assign a dedicated guard to their children.

​But Yalis was different: the daughter of a duke, the Saintess, and blessed with a doting father.

​This was the same man who had once stormed into the academy and broken legs on her behalf. With a daughter who loved adventure and was always running off, there was no way he’d let her go unprotected.

​“Of course I do! My father left the bulk of his guard corps to me.”

​“Mr. Lin Wei, are you planning to bring them for a showdown with the traitor? I’ll assemble them right away!”

​He’d only meant to ask about her guard detail, not have her offer up the entire unit on the spot.

​Just how much did her father dote on her?

​Wait—was Yalis an only child? If anyone ever managed to marry her, they’d inherit everything the duke owned!

​Back on the battlefield, Lin Wei had seen plenty of noble guards in action. They might have seemed little more than oversized grasshoppers, but even a grasshopper and an ant are worlds apart.

​Watching Yalis’s eyes blaze with excitement, practically burning with anticipation for battle, Lin Wei had to reach out and gently push her back into her seat once more.

​“We’ll definitely need your guards, but not just yet.”

​“First, can you tell me how many you have? And if you’re ever in danger, do you have a way to signal them to gather at a set location?”

​“I do! I have a token—if I crush it, they’ll sense my general location. As for numbers, there are about a hundred of them, all highly trained. They could cut down any evil in their path! And if that’s not enough, I can always call for more from my family!”

​As a duke, Yalis wasn’t the only member of her lineage. There were plenty of branch families loyal to the main house—if they truly wanted, they could muster an entire army.

​“There’s no need for that many. Your personal guard will be more than enough.”

​“So for now, just stay put at school or at home, and don’t go running off on your own.”

​“When the time comes, I’ll let you know. Depending on what I find, I’ll either have you gather your guards for a direct assault, or wait to signal them once we’ve reached our target… Are you ready to strike down evil, Saintess?”

​That last line was practically hypnotic.

​Yalis clenched her fists, eyes sparkling with uncontainable determination.

​“No problem! If you don’t mind, Mr. Lin Wei, I could even move in here… That way, I could help you investigate directly.”

​Hunting down a traitor among the nobles, leading the charge to bring them to justice when they were cornered—the thought alone was electrifying! There was no way she’d be able to sleep tonight.

​“Forget about sleeping here. Go home, and stay out of trouble for now.”

​Who knew when Veya might pop in unexpectedly? If she ever walked in on a scene like this, I’d be a dead man on the spot.

​Knock, knock, knock...

​But just then—

​A knock sounded at the door.

​Lin Wei, who’d just tempted fate, nearly jumped out of his skin.

​Moments ago, he’d been joking and chatting with the Saintess, but now his expression twisted into pure panic.

​Did I just jinx myself? Is Veya really back already?

​After all, only two people ever knocked on his door—and it couldn’t possibly be Afuduo with some urgent matter, could it?

​“Adventurer Lin Wei, are you home? Please open the door.”

​But the voice that echoed through the door was one he’d never heard before.

​Not Veya.

​Lin Wei let out a sigh of relief.

​Thank goodness. But… who is this? I definitely don’t recognize that voice.

​“Coming.”

​“Eh? Who could that be…?”

​But as Lin Wei stood up to answer the door, Yalis’s face—which had been so animated just a second ago—suddenly went cold.

​She quickly reached out, trying to stop him, but seeing Lin Wei already by the entryway, she realized it was too late!

​Her eyes darted around, searching for a place to hide, and in her panic, she hurriedly scampered back into the room.

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