Chapter 237: You Screwed Up Big Time
"What in the world? How am I so clean?!"
Just moments ago his body had been covered in bodily fluids, sweat, and traces of blood. He had desperately needed a bath.
But right now there was not a single hint of dirt on him!
His skin was spotless, his white shirt glowed without a single stain, and he felt completely refreshed.
He even noticed a faint, pleasant floral scent rising from his body, as if he had just stepped out of a luxurious bath.
He examined his arms and legs in wonder.
"What is going on?"
Then a thought struck him, and he looked toward the direction the unicorn had fled.
"Is it her? Was she the one who did it? Did that white light have some purifying effect on me or something?"
That was the only explanation that made sense.
Realizing this, he could not help but smile again.
"Not only did I get a ride on such a beautiful beast, but she also gave me a free bath." He chuckled to himself. "If I capture her, I won’t ever have to take a bath again. I can just use that spell of hers and clean myself every single day."
Somewhere in the distance, the unicorn shuddered violently, as if she had suddenly received a terrible premonition. She only ran away faster, tears still glistening in her eyes, desperate to escape the hateful man who had dared to ride her back.
Meanwhile, Luca was entirely satisfied with the strange encounter and began walking back toward the village.
But just as he wondered if there was anyone he could ask about unicorns, a playful and mischievous voice called out behind him.
"Hero! Hero, wait for me!"
When he turned around, he saw Nyx running toward him with her usual bright, mischievous smile.
Seeing her approach, Luca could not help but smile back.
"What’s wrong, Nyx? What’s got you so excited right now? It’s obvious you have something to tell me."
Nyx leaned into him comfortably, slipping her hand into his as she looked up at him with sparkling eyes.
"It’s because I really do have good news, Hero. I finally managed to broker a deal with every race out there!"
She said with obvious excitement in her dark eyes before going on to explain,
"The long-awaited meeting we discussed before finally has a date. In a couple of days from now, we’ll be able to hold that meeting between all the races."
She let out a deep sigh, clearly tired from all the negotiations and convincing she had done, but proud nonetheless.
Luca looked down at her with genuine appreciation.
"You worked hard on that. Do you want a reward? A head pat, maybe?"
Nyx rolled her eyes playfully.
"Only Luna would be satisfied with a head pat."
She grinned up at him. "I’d much rather have my time sucking your cock and playing around with it. That’s a much more effective reward for me."
Luca raised an eyebrow in surprise, but Nyx continued, rubbing her chin thoughtfully.
"But at the same time, you probably went all out last night with all those elves I sent over to you. I don’t even think the big boy underneath will be able to get up right now."
This immediately made Luca scoff, looking offended.
"What are you talking about, Nyx? Even after all that, my little brother is strong and full of vigor." He thrust his hips to emphasize his point before adding, "Last night wasn’t even enough to satisfy him at all. Even right now he’s full of energy."
"Oh, really?" Nyx’s hand shot into his pants before he could react.
She groped around, feeling his cock, stroking it, testing its responsiveness.
A smile spread across her face. "You’re right. Just from my touch alone, it’s already reacting. Ready to burst out."
She pulled her hand back, looking up at him with admiration.
"You really are a beast. I thought I could tire you out by sending so many women after you, but it seems like even that isn’t enough."
Luca puffed up with pride.
"A small group like that won’t even put a dent in my armor. You’re going to need to send the entire village after me if you want to slow me down."
Nyx raised an eyebrow. "You’re quite confident. We elves aren’t succubi, but if enough of us gathered, we could definitely take you down."
Luca looked away, still smug. "I doubt that, Nyx. I doubt that very much."
She opened her mouth to argue, then closed it. She remembered who she was talking to.
This wasn’t just any man. This was the hero who had killed over fifteen thousand people on the human continent.
If he could do that, he could certainly handle dozens of enthusiastic elves. She held her tongue.
Instead, she looked at him with a hint of concern.
"Will you be alright, though? Creating so many portals to bring all the races here...can you handle that?"
Luca raised his hands and formed two small portals in front of him, the edges shimmering.
"I’ve been practicing. I probably can’t hold them open for too long, but I should be able to create enough to bring the necessary people over."
Nyx let out a breath of relief. The entire meeting depended on his ability to transport everyone.
Luca’s expression shifted. "Forgetting the meeting for a moment...can I ask you about something else? Something I saw just now."
Nyx’s playful smile returned.
"What’s that, Hero? You’ve already discovered every part of me. You know what every inch tastes like, what color everything is. There’s nothing you don’t know about my body."
Hearing this, Luca held her tighter by the waist, playfully squeezing her ass, but Nyx did not seem to mind at all.
In fact, she even pushed her rear back against his hand, allowing him full access. Luca shook his head.
"It’s not that." He glanced back toward the lake before looking at her again. "I think I just saw a unicorn earlier. You know, those creatures that look like horses but have a horn on top."
"Do you know anything about that?"
The moment he said that, Nyx’s playful expression froze. Her body went rigid. She stopped walking.
Luca was taken aback by her reaction.
"What’s wrong, Nyx? Why did you stop? Did I say something wrong? Should we not mention unicorns or anything?"
Nyx quickly shook her head. "No, it’s not that at all." She looked at him with a hesitant gaze. "Where exactly did you see the unicorn?"
He answered honestly. "Back at the lake. She seemed to be taking a bath or something."
This immediately made Nyx’s face grow even paler.
She said slowly, "She was bathing? You mean...you witnessed her bathing?"
"Well, yes. That’s how I saw her."
Nyx rubbed her forehead and groaned in dismay, as if he had committed a terrible mistake. Before he could ask what was wrong, she glanced up at him and forced a smile.
"So...what happened next? Please tell me you just quickly went away and she didn’t actually see you watching her bathing."
But Luca shook his head. "No, she most definitely saw. She even seemed to be angry about it for some reason and charged at me with her horn."
Nyx gritted her teeth even harder while Luca added,
"I also dodged every single attempt as well." He said it with a slightly proud tone. "No matter how much she tried to attack me, I dodged it all."
Nyx closed her eyes, looking like she was developing a migraine.
"And then I got on top of her and rode her."
Nyx’s eyes snapped open. Her face went through several shades of horror.
"Y-You’re joking, Hero. Please tell me you’re joking. Don’t tell me you actually sat on her back and rode her."
"I did." Luca smiled nostalgically. "She has such soft fur. Even without a saddle, her body was perfectly built for riding. I almost wanted to put a leash on her and bring her home."
Nyx stared at him, her face completely drained of color. Her mouth opened and closed. She finally looked up at the sky as if praying for divine intervention.
"Hero." She said, her voice hollow. "You messed up. You messed up badly. I can’t believe you did something like this."
Seeing Nyx’s expression shift into something that looked suspiciously like she had already given up on fixing whatever mess he had accidentally created, Luca couldn’t help but ask with genuine concern.
"What’s going on, Nyx? Is there anything I should know?"
He glanced back toward the shimmering lake, adding,
"Don’t tell me that unicorn already belongs to someone else, and there’s some sort of rule where I shouldn’t have ridden her."
To his surprise, Nyx actually let out a soft, mysterious laugh, the sound carrying a hint of dark amusement.
"It’s actually the exact opposite, Hero. It’s more like she owns a lot of things and no one would ever dream of owning her."
That only confused him further. Seeing the puzzled look on his face, Nyx chuckled again, this time with clear fondness.
"You probably have a lot of questions right now, but I don’t really feel in the mood to answer any of them. Instead, I want to see how you’re going to deal with this situation in the future."
Her eyes sparkled with wicked delight.
"It’ll be quite interesting to watch how you solve all of this...and how it’s going to affect your relationship with that certain clan later on."
She said it with the look of someone who had already bought front-row seats to the coming chaos and couldn’t wait for the show to begin.
Luca felt a vague sense of dread settle in his stomach, as if he had stumbled into something far messier than he had realized.
Before he could press her for more details, Nyx grabbed his hand and began pulling him along the forest path.
"Now come along, Hero. Let’s talk more about the meeting and what you’re going to say."
Even though questions still buzzed in his mind, he let her lead him, their fingers comfortably intertwined.
As they walked, the two of them spoke about many things—the upcoming meeting between all the races, how Nyx had spent days upon days negotiating and persuading reluctant leaders who had initially wanted nothing to do with it.
She described the endless arguments, the stubborn refusals, and the delicate balancing act she had performed to bring everyone to the table.
Luca listened attentively, occasionally sliding his hand lower to give her ass a gentle, appreciative squeeze as a silent reward for her hard work.
Nyx greatly appreciated the touch, leaning into it with a soft, pleased hum. Of course, she was also dying to hear every detail about last night with Esme and the other elves.
Luca obliged, recounting the passionate chaos with vivid honesty.
The more he described, the more enthusiastic Nyx became—so enthusiastic, in fact, that she could not resist dragging him behind a thick tree for a quick, sneaky blowjob, her mouth eager and skilled as she rewarded him for the story.
Luca appreciated that too, his hand gently resting on her head while he groaned softly in pleasure.
When they finally continued walking, still talking about the meeting and other village matters, Luca suddenly noticed a certain weathered shed tucked away in the middle of the forest.
A thought struck him, and he looked down at Nyx with curiosity.
"Hey, isn’t that your shed? The one Luna always talks about?" He studied her face. "Apparently you keep a lot of dangerous things in there, stuff you don’t want others to see."
"So...would it be alright if I took a look?"
Nyx thought about it for a moment, tilting her head as if weighing the decision carefully in her mind.
Then she smiled, a playful yet slightly nervous curve of her lips.
"Alright, Hero. After all, you’re so close to me that you already know how my insides taste...so I guess there’s no problem in showing you that place."
But then her expression turned slightly hesitant, playful, and mischievous all at once.
"But I will warn you, there are some things inside that are quite scary and will make you look at me in a completely different way."
"Are you prepared for that?"
Luca simply shrugged, giving her ass another firm, affectionate slap.
"No matter what I see, you’ll still be the same naughty devil in my eyes. Nothing could change my opinion about you regarding that."
Nyx chuckled at his words, though a flicker of nervousness remained in her gaze.
Nevertheless, she tightened her grip on his hand and led him toward the mysterious shed that the other villagers always avoided, the one they whispered about fearfully and never dared approach.