Young Master in Flower City

"..." At these words, Di Lanshan almost fell to the ground. What happened to staying reserved? Losing control so quickly? Should I go and ask that guy for an autograph too?

No way, lust is a sharp blade, I must remain calm, I have to be unique.

Soon, Di Lanshan dismissed the impulse to ask Xiao Tianyu for an autograph.

"Get the hell away from me, I'm not Andy Lau. If you keep asking for my autograph, see if I don't assault and kill you first?" At that moment, Xiao Tianyu roared, more ferocious than a lion's roar. Damn, what kind of rabble is this?

With these words, the entire classroom fell silent.

But the next second, a girl gazed at Xiao Tianyu with lovestruck eyes: "Are you sure you'll assault and then kill me? Oh my god, please harass me, I swear I won't accuse you of harassing a minor!"

"Yes, yes, me too!"

"Why don't we go to the dorm and have some fun? Any position is fine!"

"..." Hearing this, Xiao Tianyu was dumbfounded. What on earth has happened to this world? Being too good-looking is apparently not a good thing either, and have I fallen out of touch with the world? Are women this direct now?

Click click click~

Just then, the sound of boots clacking was heard, as Liu Yan entered the classroom, utterly confused. Is this still the Cultivation System A Class? Are we sure it's not a den of debauchery?

Slam~

With that thought, Liu Yan slammed the ruler in her hand onto the lectern, and with a bang, the ruler snapped into three pieces.

Liu Yan snorted coldly, "What are you all doing?"

Her words echoed through the classroom, and those female disciples surrounding Xiao Tianyu obediently returned to their seats, allowing Xiao Tianyu to finally relax.

But in the next second, Liu Yan snorted again, "Xiao Tianyu, come up to the lectern!"

"Why?" Xiao Tianyu was a bit annoyed. Could it be that this beautiful teacher also wants my autograph? I'm not some international superstar. So Xiao Tianyu shrugged and continued, "Beautiful teacher, I didn't bring a pen. Even if you want an autograph, I can't sign, maybe next time... next time, OK!"

"Boss, are you sure the goddess teacher is asking for your autograph?" Xiao Jiu tugged at the hem of Xiao Tianyu's clothes from behind in disbelief. Damn it, I have a feeling goddess teacher wants to give the boss a whack with the ruler instead?

"Xiao Tianyu, are you coming up or not?" Liu Yan was infuriated.

"I said I didn't bring a pen!"

"You..."

Click click click~

Liu Yan approached Xiao Tianyu in her boots, snorting, "Get up!"

"Why?" Xiao Tianyu was bewildered.

"Do you have the nerve to ask why?" Liu Yan snorted, "Do you have any idea that you've corrupted the whole classroom atmosphere?"

"How is that my fault?" Xiao Tianyu felt wronged. It was clearly these women who insisted on crowding around me.

"Wasn't it you who said you'd assault and then kill?" Liu Yan asked.

Damn, did this woman hear that? Xiao Tianyu was speechless.

"Instructor, it's not his fault, we were willing!" a beautiful girl spoke up.

"Yes, instructor, if you're blaming anyone, blame us!"

"And me!"

"..."

In an instant, almost all the girls in the classroom stood up to speak on behalf of Xiao Tianyu, leaving Liu Yan utterly speechless. Meanwhile, Xiao Tianyu shrugged and said earnestly, "Beautiful teacher, they all said it's not my fault, you see?"

Damn it!

Liu Yan was fuming. Why is there nothing I can do with this guy?

Thus, Liu Yan, out of frustration, asked, "Why are you late?"

"I wasn't!" Xiao Tianyu said, "I arrived before you!"

"You arrived before me?" Hearing that, Liu Yan's eyes widened. "I just went out to look for you and came back!"

Clang~

Upon hearing that, Xiao Tianyu nearly fell under the table. Was this woman just out looking for me? How come I didn't know?

And Liu Yan continued, "Were you exhausted from partying all night with girls yesterday?"

"Who said that?"

"Your two buddies said it!"

What?

Upon hearing that, Xiao Jiu and Long Haochen were dumbfounded. We were sold out by goddess teacher, and especially upon seeing Xiao Tianyu's icy gaze, the two were scared to the point they almost crawled under the table.

"You two ungrateful punks, I'll deal with you after class!" Xiao Tianyu's voice was neither threatening nor warm. Xiao Jiu looked hopeless, "Boss, it wasn't me. It was Long Haochen. He said you partied all night yesterday and were too tired to get out of bed. Long Haochen is the real culprit, if you want to settle the scores, settle with him. It has nothing to do with me, I... I only fanned the flames a little bit!"

Hiding under the table, Xiao Jiu clung to Xiao Tianyu's leg, pleading for mercy.

"Scram, don't hug my leg, I don't need brothers like you!" Xiao Tianyu snorted coldly. Damn it, to please the beautiful teacher, you're selling me out over some unfounded story, who needs brothers like this?

What?

Hearing that, Xiao Jiu was bewildered, "Boss, you can't do this, back on Earth, it was Li Tian who told me to follow you, if not for me, at least consider Li Tian. Master Li Tian is the Controller of the Myriad Realms..."

"Controller of the Myriad Realms, what does that have to do with me?" Xiao Tianyu interrupted, getting annoyed just at the mention of Li Tian.

"Xiao Tianyu!" At that moment, Liu Yan placed both hands on the desk and said sternly, "What were you doing last night?"

"I went to play chess with the Celestial Emperor!"

Spit~

Hearing that, Liu Yan almost fainted with anger. Play chess with the Celestial Emperor? Even if you're lying, can you make up a believable excuse? Would the Celestial Emperor play chess with you? Do you take me for an idiot?

Liu Yan had a reason not to believe it. The Celestial Emperor's status was such that he was the ruler of the Celestial Capital. Why would he play chess with a disciple from the Outer Sect?

Thus, Liu Yan pointed her finger at Xiao Tianyu, "Alright, alright, you're good. Come to my office after class, now let's start the formal lecture!"

"Whatever!" Xiao Tianyu said nonchalantly. Back when he studied at the University of Cambridge in the UK, he went to teachers' offices every day, so he was used to it.

"You..." Liu Yan was almost exploding with anger, but there was nothing she could do. She couldn't beat Xiao Tianyu, and she even believed if she tried to pull his ear, she might end up getting beaten instead.

So Liu Yan started her lecture.

And Xiao Tianyu turned to look at the two, "You two just wait!"

"Boss... boss... we're sorry, we truly know our mistake!" Long Haochen and Xiao Jiu looked apologetic. Seeing Xiao Tianyu ignoring them, Xiao Jiu tugged on his sleeve and whispered, "Boss, did you really go play chess with the Celestial Emperor last night?"

Damn, if the boss got in with the Celestial Emperor, wouldn't we get to enjoy some perks too?

"What do you think?" Xiao Tianyu replied.

"Then why did you come back so late?"

"Ran into the Godslayer Association on the way back!"