Lewd Dungeon Master: This Orc Is Too Damn OP!

The higher a dungeon owner’s rank, the more battlefields they’re called to.

Halphas had absolutely no intention of playing lapdog to the Demon King, and only planned to satisfy his desires through the system.

Battlefields were rife with divine power, lethal to demon lives. Long ago, before becoming a dungeon owner, Halphas had roamed battlefields as a scavenger and witnessed with his own eyes countless times how lethal divine power was.

Holy sword bombardment.

Watching countless demons get swept away by a hero’s single strike of a sword infused with divine power, Halphas reminded himself over and over to stay at an appropriate position.

But what the hell was this.

What was this Dark Elf Queen spouting more divine power than most heroes?

"This is cheating...cheating!"

Halphas blocked the crescent-moon slash by releasing all his body’s demonic energy. Every muscle in his body burst and his organs twisted, but his opponent had poured all her divine power into that slash.

Thud.

The Dark Elf Queen knelt and collapsed. The stigmata on her lower abdomen had faded. Halphas was certain that blocking this would give him victory.

"Hahaha, I blocked—"

Squelch.

Halphas’s body tilted diagonally. Looking down, a fountain of blood was spurting from the diagonal wound from shoulder to waist. He’d definitely blocked it, but his body was cut.

"Ah."

Halphas felt hollow looking at the two swords in Luna’s hands. One had gone out long ago, but the other was flickering like it was just going out now.

"Damn twin swords...."

Halphas’s body collapsed sideways.

***

"Are you sure this is the right way?!"

"It’s the path the Legion Commander took, so it must be right."

Galahad and Shax climbed the nearly vertical passage like crabs. In climbing while alternating arms and legs, Shax was in front with Galahad following below.

"You better not look up or you’re dead!"

"That’s why I said I’d go first."

"Then water drips on me!"

"...."

Galahad reminded himself he was a gentleman and decided to endure. They’d climbed dozens of meters but had plenty of stamina, and the tunnel’s end was finally in sight.

"Ugh."

The moment they emerged, both wrinkled their noses at the massive mountain of corpses. Bodies with twisted necks, gargoyle wings embedded in eyeballs, or limbs torn off were just normal level.

"What the hell is this...?"

"Orcs get stronger the more wounded they are. ...Looks like the Legion Commander was extremely angry. Let’s go up."

Galahad kicked aside the giant raven corpses piled on the stairs and climbed up. Shax hurried her steps, following where Galahad stepped.

"W-wait, nothing happened right? Halphas is dead, right?"

"The ravens’ blood is warm. Hasn’t been long since they went up. That’s...."

"Red guy!"

Shax was shocked at the blood-soaked collapsed red Corpse Hawk. The traces of divine power remaining all over Corpse Hawk’s body were nothing short of brutal.

Though still much better than the monsters scattered on the stairs.

"They really killed everything up to here?"

"Shh. Up there...."

Galahad quietly climbed the obsidian stairs. Shax stuck close behind Galahad.

"Oh my."

Shax was mesmerized by the scene unfolding before her eyes. Silver and black dancing in battle—calling it a decisive battle at the summit wouldn’t be wrong.

"Ugh."

But at Halphas’s words heard during a brief lull, Shax turned pale. Instinctive rejection and disgust crawled up from below her body like worms.

"Snap out of it, Shax."

"Y-yeah. Right...."

"And watch. Our victory."

Silver light started bursting from enraged Luna’s lower abdomen. Shax screamed and covered her eyes, prostrating herself at the tremendous divine power spectacle.

"Wh-what?! What’s happening?!"

"...Nothing much."

Galahad swallowed his spit and grinned.

"Just cut with a sword."

Thud.

The sound of something kneeling reached Shax’s ears.

***

"Did we win?"

I had to wait a long while for my vision, numb with silver light, to return. The Cannon Luna fired by infusing it into her sword energy affected not just Halphas but me too.

’It was fine when I was fucking her.’

Was it because my stamina was spent, or because I was away from Luna? When raiding Vapula’s dungeon, I was fine even firing bombardments while holding Luna and stabbing her belly with my dick.

"Master, are you okay?"

"A bit stinging. I’ll have to wait a while for my vision to return."

Felt like a flashbang went off. Like my optic nerves burned instantly. Of course, with an orc’s recovery ability, as long as they weren’t completely destroyed, wounds would heal given enough time.

’Gonna need help for a while.’

Temporarily blind. More precisely, the whole world was dyed silver with divine power. Something was flickering before my eyes but I couldn’t see it.

"Lune. Don’t sneakily lift your skirt. Don’t push your groin toward me either."

"Eek?! How?!"

"I can smell it, smell it."

Even if I couldn’t see, my sense of smell got sharper. I lifted my finger at the rich peach scent and hoisted Lune up. Lifting her groin area with one hand, Lune panicked and wrapped her legs around my arm.

"S-sorry!"

"No, it’s fine. You did it because you were worried. And...the fact you can play pranks like that means we’re winning."

"Yeah. Looks like we won."

"What happened to Halphas?"

"He’s dead. We won."

"...Shame I can’t see it directly."

At the final moment I saw Luna draw twin swords from her bow and slash in an X, with crescent sword energy flying, so Halphas must be dead.

"What about Luna?"

"...W-well."

Gremory stammered. My heart sank. Worried Luna might be badly wounded.

"...No, what the fuck."

I despaired at my heightened sense of smell. The thick chocolate scent stabbing my nose already made my imagination run wild.

"Right. Lune wouldn’t pull pranks like that on me in the middle of a serious war. ...Hey, Luna."

I struggled to stand and walked following the chocolate scent. Judging by the scent swaying left and right, she was definitely shaking it.

"Sniff sniff. Seems like Galahad and Shax are here too...come up."

"Yes, Legion Commander."

I heard Galahad and Shax approaching. I kept walking forward following the chocolate scent.

Tap.

Something touched my shin. And it started twitching briefly.

"Hmm."

I stepped back and bent at the waist. When I reached out with my hands that had regained sensation after resting, I caught something soft as marshmallows.

"...What are you doing right now?"

"Collapsed from exhaustion."

Luna’s voice was thick with fatigue. Judging by not feeling any divine power, she’d fallen into exhaustion.

"Why’d you collapse in this position?"

I swept my hand sideways from the part I was holding. A smooth line continued from the round hill. By touch, definitely a stocking thigh line.

"Like this—head down, ass up??"

"What’s that?"

"Exactly your position."

I could tell even just feeling with my hands. Luna had collapsed on the floor face down with only her ass raised up.

"If you used that much divine power you’d be tired enough to pass out, so why this position?"

"Well...."

Luna’s voice cracked. At the same time the chocolate scent got thicker. I stroked Luna’s ass and carefully rolled her skirt up past her waist.

"Being this exhausted, someone could walk by and just stick it in and you couldn’t resist."

"...Hehe, right. I can’t put any strength in my body."

"But you’re putting all your strength in back? If you were really exhausted you’d be flat on your stomach."

"...Can’t you just pretend not to notice at times like this?"

"...Phew."

I wanted to pretend not to notice. I’m not an idiot who’d refuse when the meal’s laid out. Just don’t have an appetite right now.

"Luna, let’s do it next time."

"...Because of Lime?"

"That’s part of it, and I think it’d taste better doing it while actually seeing."

"Got it."

Luna slowly stood up. Pushing Luna back down and just ramming it in would be nice too, but there’s an order to everything.

"Halphas is dead right?"

"Of course."

"...Something feels off."

Dead silent. Did he really die from getting hit by that divine power slash? Isn’t he pretending to be dead?

’We killed the enemy legion commander. Maybe there’s some special event?’

Otherwise it wouldn’t end anticlimactically like this. If not for this uncomfortable feeling, I would’ve apologized to Lime who’d been added to the Bond Summon list and rewarded Luna.

’Can I check the system somehow?’

Can’t see so I don’t know—

[...aster? Can you hear me?]

"Shaitan?"

[Finally reached you. The jamming was too severe. Seems using excessive divine power affects even the system.]

"Since Solomon’s power is in it...wait."

I was shocked at the system window floating in the silver world. My vision’s fucked but I can see the system window?

"W-wait. Shaitan, what happens after killing Halphas?"

[Well, like other seizure battles, a notification—]

"Fuck, everyone grab weapons!"

Never wanted my hunch to be this right. I hastily pulled Luna into my arms. Since she’d used all her body’s divine power, right now Luna was weaker than me.

"What’s Halphas’s status?!"

"...This is insane."

"What happened, Shax?"

"I-I don’t know! First time seeing that!"

Shax’s panicked voice felt genuine. She’d never seen Halphas get hurt, so seemed completely clueless.

"That Forneus bitch looked like she’d die so she transformed...why’s this bastard doing a second transformation. What’s he look like now?"

I couldn’t see. But just like Forneus revealed her true form as a giant silver hairtail, Halphas might’ve been badly wounded and revealed his original form.

"...Master, just picture adult male Andras’s head."

"Okay."

As Lune instructed, I stood adult Andras at attention, then removed the body leaving only the head.

"That’s floating in the air right now, draped in black fog like a cloak below."

Whoosh---!

"He spread it to the sides! From inside—"

"Swords incoming! Shield!"

Clang-clang-clang!!

Something started violently pounding the shield Gremory deployed. Judging by sound, it was sword-sharp feathers pounding the shield.

"Can’t hold long!"

"...Galahad, Lune! Inject divine power into Gremory! Can you?!"

"Yes!"

"Possible if I touch her back. Is that okay?"

"Do it! Not the time for nitpicking!"

Following my orders, Lune and Galahad placed hands on Gremory’s back. The sound of feathers pounding the shield grew duller. Bouncing off unable to pierce the thicker shield.

"I don’t know...what is this, it’s scary!"

"Shax, I need your help!"

I lifted Luna up in one swoop. Barely any strength in my body. Holding her was my limit.

"Wh-what are you doing?!"

"You strip our clothes!"

"Eek?!"

Both me after beating over a hundred 3-star monsters and Luna after using all her body’s divine power were seriously exhausted. Me holding Luna with my slightly recovered stamina was all the remaining strength.

"You’re doing it!"

"Shax...help me out?"

"Strip clothes...what does that even mean?! In this situation!"

"Because it’s this situation we have to!"

I threw the remaining magic stones from my pocket to Shax. The sound pounding the shield grew more intense.

Caw, caw-caw-caw!!!

Halphas’s crazed screams rang out. No more time to delay.

"Listen carefully, Shax! From now on do exactly what I do!"

I lowered my lower body while embracing Luna’s underboobs with both hands.

"Strip the pants, pull out the dick, tear Luna’s stocking crotch and shove the magic stone inside! Then stab with my dick!"

"Where?!"

"Luna’s pussy!"

No demon fluid. But just in case, what I’d kept and the magic stones I’d picked up while beating giant ravens—a few remained.

"This is our only way to survive, Shax! If you want to become Halphas, help now!"

If no demon fluid, just make it.

"Earlier you said you didn’t want to, no you said you hated it!"

"This is our only way to survive!"

"Shax, do it! Just tear, insert, and suck and you’ll be Halphas!"

"...Ugh, seriously! My fault for stepping into this pervert den!"

Shax, face bright red, raised her nails and tore Luna’s stockings.