All My Murim Noonas Are Obsessed With Me!

[Protagonist's POV]

Feet pounding, I scanned around—

She's stuck in the pit now, but that wouldn't buy much time—

Once out, she'd chase me down at inhuman speed—outrunning her was a doomed game—

The ruin's straight paths split only after ages—worst option—

My stamina wouldn't last anyway—

So, my best shot—

'Dammit…'

I dove into the treasure piles, squeezing into a gap—

Never been so grateful for this tiny body—

Wedging between books and artifacts, I curled up tight, hiding my legs, muffling my breath—

No confidence in this—

Against a superhuman like her, would this even work?

But standing still wasn't an option—

I'd struggle as much as I could—

'Heavenly Gods—your saintess is acting up—how about a lightning bolt to snap her out?'

My desperate plea—silence—

Ignored, you bastards.

If I die here, I'll curse them from the grave—wreck hell—trash-talk all day—

So help me—

Flash.

"Oh. Found you."

"?!"

Light flooded in—her face peered through the gap—

I'd sensed something off, but now her expression was wrong—

Face flushed, eyes dazed, breathing rough—

A look I'd seen too often on Dang Ayeong—

Instinctively, I clutched my chest, curling tighter—

Tremble tremble tremble.

"N-No way…?"

Please—not what I think—

Slide…

"W-Wait! Don't pull!"

She grabbed my cloak—I yanked back, resisting—

Heard somewhere rape victims summon crazy strength—maybe it's true—her brow furrowed—

"S-Stop fighting—I just need it off."

"I'm stopping that right now!"

"L-Lend it to me—just once—I tried holding back, but I can't—if I relieve it, it'll pass—lie down, count ceiling patterns, I'll handle it—"

"N-No! Absolutely not!!"

I hugged myself harder, gripping my cloak—

Sure, Yeo Socheon's top-tier—looks, strength, wealth—I'm the lesser one—

But—

"W-What'll you tell the Sword Empress?! Dang Ayeong?!"

My women situation's already a mess—

I can't decide on adding her—

"K-Keep it secret! It's just us here!"

"That's your excuse?!"

"I-It's not like it wears out! No traces—just lend it! Can't you?!"

"It's not that simple!"

We wrestled—then—

"Ngh!"

Poof!

"Ow!"

She flung white powder at my face—

I clenched my mouth, but it seeped in—nose, lips—a familiar heat surged—

The drug spread, pooling in one spot—my mind fogged, hands weakened—

"H-Ha! How's that?! Can't think straight now, huh!"

"T-This…"

"S-Should've gone easy from the start—could've been mutual, not rape."

I screamed rape in my head, but my body wouldn't obey—just twitching lips—

Grab.

My cloak-hand still held—but barely—

Helpless, I watched her strip it off—

"Ah… ah…"

"Y-You talk tough, but you'll enjoy it, you perv—how many women have you had?"

"I didn't want—"

"Shut up—it's your fault anyway."

My cloak gone—only undergarments—

Clothes my master made—fitted perfectly—still clung since leaving the mountains—

"Ngh… if not for you… if you weren't like that…"

"W-Wait…"

As she reached for my undergarments, I thrust out my last strength—both hands—

"I-It's your first, right? Shouldn't it be special? Not raped in a dark ruin, drugged—you don't want that for your first, do you?"

A desperate plea—hoping her feminine pride or romance lingered—

My last lifeline—

"…First."

She paused—

A glint of her old self flickered in her eyes—

"A-And I'm not that great—y-you said it—perv, used by other women—why waste your precious first on trash like me? I've got hidden lovers—n-not worth it—do that energy circulation thing—calm the drug—"

Then—

"…Certified gourmet, huh."

"Huh?"

Press.

She closed in—her body against mine—

Her face hit my stomach, her chest squished against me—soft—

Sniff… haa… sniff…

"H-Hey?"

"…Smells this good—no way it's bad."

She sniffed me—looked up—spark gone—

Lust drowned her usual cute, mystical face—

My heart skipped—

The drug she forced on me—I was at my limit—

'…Screw it.'

I gave up—hands, feet, everything—

Slide.

She tugged a cord on my clothes—

Slide.

"?!"

Gone—instantly—

Complex to put on—one pull, and off—

Naked, I grabbed for my groin—but my small hands couldn't hide my massive dick—

The one part of me that matched—no, exceeded—my age—

Everything else stopped growing—it kept going—

I'd wondered if it stole all my nutrients—

Useless in the mountains—a burden—

"…"

She blushed—she stripped me, yet shy now?—

Gulp.

"C-Can't use it raw after other women—gotta clean it first."

Swallowing, she grabbed it—one hand—brought it to her mouth—

No time to protest—she took the tip in—

"Ngh… mph…"

Slurp.

Soft, wet warmth enveloped it—

Smaller than Dang Ayeong—her mouth stretched—forced—

"Guh…"

Pleasure hit—stronger than with Dang Ayeong—

Wet sounds below, her moans—twisted thrill—

"Mph… ngh…"

Too much for her—inexperienced—

She licked the tip and shaft—then—

Pop.

"W-Why's it so big? Can you even swallow this?"

She coughed, spitting it out—

Fearless moments ago—now surrendering—hilarious—

"Pfft…"

"Y-You're laughing?!"

"Still you—knew a virgin couldn't handle it."

"Ngh…"

Teasing her—but sweating inside—

That brief moment—insane pleasure—

Her lips, tongue, palate—each brush sparked wild jolts—

Sweat sweat.

'Wasn't this intense before…'

Not close to finishing—too short—

But if she'd kept going, I might've set a record—

Like her kiss—like when she princess-carried me—

++++

It was just simple teasing—yet an oddly intense pleasure surged through him.

Like it was being forced into him—

Whether she knew his state or not, Yeosocheon's face flushed with embarrassment as she grabbed his shaft, glaring at him—

"D-Don't think I can't do it just 'cause it's my first time! Brace yourself—I'll make sure you can't even stand tomorrow!"

"…"

Maybe he shouldn't have teased her—

But how could he resist when it was this fun?

"Go ahead and try—doubt you'll pull it off."

A chill ran through him as he spoke—but his heart raced too—

Maybe sex was one of the few areas he could outshine Yeosocheon—

If he played this right, he might gain the upper hand—

A flicker of hope sparked—

"Tch—!"

His taunt hit the mark—her face turned grimly determined as she shoved his shaft back into her mouth—

He braced for her to choke and spit it out again, enduring the rising pleasure—

But something was off—

"Mm… ngh…"

It slid in deeper than before—still sinking further—

The feel of her tongue tracing from tip to base, the roof of her mouth, even her clumsy teeth scraping—all morphed into pleasure—pre-cum leaking out—

"Ugh…"

To hide his contorted face, he covered his eyes and clamped his mouth—

A moan would've slipped otherwise—

How that tiny face took it so deep—then a strange sensation hit—

A tighter, different hole—

"W-Wait—that's too—"

Realizing what it was, he panicked—but she moved faster—

—Gulp…

"Mmph… ngh… nghh…"

"Argh… ugh…"

Her nose pressed into his groin—she swallowed him whole, forcing it down her throat—

"Hng… ugh…"

Dang Ayeong never did this—

Did such knowledge even exist in the Central Plains? This sudden irrumatio threw him into chaos—

Her throat gripped differently—tight, intense—wrapping his shaft—

The Yeosocheon doing this sparked a twisted thrill—

"Mmph… ngh…"

Was that her limit?