Chapter 326 : This Must Be What Best Friends Are Like, Right?
Lin Nan was a bit dazed. Lilith raised her head high and arrogantly squeezed herself between Lin Nan and Chen Yao.
Who knew what was going through this girl's head, but as soon as she opened her mouth:
"Bootlicker."
Chen Yao had no idea who he'd offended. The hell? I'm doting on my own wife, what's it to you?
Over the past week, he'd had a few interactions with Lilith, and none of them had been pleasant. So he'd tried to investigate Lilith through his social connections.
The long-legged flat-chested girl before him was called Li Lisi, a new student who'd enrolled this semester.
Reportedly, she had a terrible personality. She acted like some young mistress, looking down on everyone with her nose in the air. She only restrained herself a bit in front of Lina, but had been witnessed multiple times trying to attack Lina with rocks and bricks.
So far, she was very unpopular in the girls' dormitory. She'd only lived there a week and had already been protested by three dorms jointly.
She looked quite beautiful. Last semester, she'd worked at the maid cafe, and with her icy face wearing a maid outfit, she'd been like a heavenly goddess to the male students on campus.
Chen Yao glanced at the furious Lin Nan, then looked at Lilith holding the black cat.
Her appearance was very similar to Lin Nan's, so they were most likely close blood relatives. But something had probably happened when they were young that led to their falling out. Now, when these enemies met, their eyes turned red with rage, and neither would acknowledge the other as relatives.
Also, Lina probably knew Lin Nan from childhood too, otherwise she wouldn't have threatened her with Lin Nan's secrets before, playing that malicious joke.
Looking at how they were fighting over Cola, this girl had probably loved stealing Lin Nan's toys in the past.
Chen Yao combined all this information and immediately imagined a whole drama of sisterly family grudges.
Since it was sisterly family grudges, he probably shouldn't get too involved, just like last time when Lilith had clearly tripped Lin Nan, but Lin Nan still defended her anyway.
"Give me back Cola!" Lin Nan felt her intimidation was too weak sitting on the ground looking up, so she struggled to her feet. Her legs were still trembling a bit, but she still glared angrily at Lilith. "Where's Lina! What are you doing running out here alone!"
"She was beaten to death by this old lady!" Lilith said triumphantly. "While she was sleeping, this old lady knocked her out with one brick!"
"Tch~" Lin Nan's face was full of disdain.
Lilith wasn't annoyed. Holding Cola, she petted its head in a show-off manner and hummed: "Cola's been living great at my place! It's gained several pounds. Look at how you've raised it! It's practically skin and bones! And you have the nerve to ask me to return it?"
"Nonsense! If you were honest, how could it possibly starve!" Lin Nan rolled her eyes at her. "Who was it that was picky about food and refused to eat, then wandered around for days looking for me? Of course it got thin!"
Lin Nan looked at how Cola was enjoying being petted and her eyes turned hot with jealousy. This was the cat she'd raised from childhood, yet now it was in the witch's embrace.
A witch with a black cat, actually seemed quite fitting?
Hearing Lin Nan bring up those past events, Lilith remembered the terror of being shrouded by the threat of neutering. She immediately shook with anger, her face showing a sinister smile. She took two steps closer and threatened ominously: "This old lady is going to steal away your Chen Yao, everything you have! And I'm going to get you neutered too!"
She snorted heavily, but suddenly seemed to remember something. She stamped her feet and turned to leave in a hurry, her steps hasty.
"Lina's about to wake up, gotta get back quick! If she doesn't see me, she'll knock me on the head again!"
"When this old lady recovers her magic power..."
Lin Nan's eyes lit up. She seized the opportunity and placed the Void Hand horizontally in front of Lilith.
Smack!
Chen Yao watched dumbfounded as Lilith performed a spectacular face-plant. She fell so hard that the cat in her arms went flying, and her whole body slapped face-first onto the lawn.
This girl probably had some mental issues?
He'd only met Lilith a few times, but he'd already seen her fall twice, both times on flat ground with no obstacles whatsoever.
Even her falling posture was exactly the same. Too bad she wasn't wearing a skirt.
Seeing her fall, Lin Nan, who just moments ago had been threatened into having a dark expression, immediately switched to a delighted look. She triumphantly put her hands on her hips and walked over to squat beside Lilith, looking at Lilith whose face was buried in the lawn:
"Hehe! I have magic! Void Hand, familiar with it?"
However, at that moment, Lilith suddenly flipped over and lunged at Lin Nan. But Lin Nan's reaction was extremely fast, quickly retreating a step. As a result, this girl slapped herself onto the ground again.
"I also have magic that speeds up reactions~ Back when Lina wanted to stab my kidney, I counter-killed her! You probably won't be able to touch me in this lifetime!" Lin Nan was extremely pleased, her mood instantly brightening.
"Bitch! Little whore!" Lilith lay on the ground cursing a couple times, then fell silent for a moment before actually starting to sob in grievance. "This old lady's going to throw you to tentacle monsters to play with for three days and nights, wuu~ And I'm going to get you neutered! Damn it!"
She sniffled and continued burying her head in the lawn, cursing and swearing colorfully.
Lin Nan looked dumbfounded at Lilith, who was crying while cursing at her, and actually felt like she'd gone a bit too far.
So she gently stroked Lilith's head and softly comforted her: "It's okay, it's okay, I won't bully you anymore."
"But it seems like you were planning to bully me first..."
Lin Nan sighed deeply. After all, she'd been introverted since childhood and was often bullied in middle school. Now that she was bullying someone else, she actually felt uneasy about it.
Even though this person planned to throw her to tentacle monsters...
Chen Yao watched their interaction and suddenly realized: So this is what playing around between girls looks like?
Lilith's emotional adjustment was very quick. After cursing obscenities and sobbing for over ten minutes, the sobbing suddenly stopped. She raised her head, still with tear tracks on her face, and slowly got up from the ground. Then she reached out to beckon to Cola in the distance.
Cola immediately jumped into Lilith's arms. Her face broke into a smile, and with those red and swollen eyes, she provoked Lin Nan: "Look, when I beckon it comes. Can you do that?"
"???"
Lin Nan was stunned. This girl was toxic, right?
"I'm going back, I’m too lazy to fool around with you." Lin Nan stood up. "What a nutcase."
She returned to Chen Yao's side and looked up at Chen Yao's strange expression:
"Let's go, let's go, don't play with this nutcase."
"Hey, don’t you two actually have a pretty good relationship?" Chen Yao scratched his head and smiled. "Why do you always act like fire and water can't mix?"
"What do you mean good relationship?" Lin Nan turned and left, muttering: "We're mortal enemies, okay?"
Chen Yao quickly followed Lin Nan's steps. After thinking for a moment, he suddenly substituted Tu Junhui's image onto Lilith's: "You two are just like you and Tu Junhui arguing every day, right? Bickering verbally, but the relationship is still pretty good."
"Who has a good relationship with her!"
Chen Yao hurriedly laughed awkwardly: "Right, right, mortal enemies."
This must be what so-called best friends are like, right?