A Life at War: Twilight

Chat name: Three Pups and the Braincell

Members:

T. Dericote: Drunkpup

E. Riderman: Sand4brainz

A. Wanderman: Wonderland

C. Rivers: Estuary

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Sand4brainz: Any clues on when Thraken's out of the Academy?

Drunkpup: In about two hours.

Wonderland: Aren’t you doing a test?

Drunkpup: Finished that ten minutes ago.

Wonderland: Wasn’t that your final in weapons training?

Sand4brainz: Why do you know this?

Drunkpup: Yes, I passed with flying colors.

Not sure why they thought I’d need an hour and a half for it…

Wonderland: Someone has to.

Sand4brainz: Reason I was asking: Dearest friends.

Drunkpup: I like where this is going.

Sand4brainz: I happen to have a fine case or three of Corellian from a business associate.

Wonderland: Maker preserve you Elix if I need to drag you away from some shady asshole again.

Drunkpup: Sure, I got nothing going on tomorrow. I’m assuming your girlfriend is joining us.

Wonderland: Right here lizardick.

Sand4brainz: That’s why I used the groupchat.

SO. Love of my life, would you join us tonight?

Wonderland: Only if you both don’t complain about me drinking you two under the table.

Sand4brainz: I love how you can drink us under the table <3

Drunkpup: great, they’re flirting again.

Wonderland: <3

Drunkpup: >.<

If you guys must flirt, please do it somewhere where I can’t see it.

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I’m not drunk enough to find it cute.

Sand4brainz: You always think it’s cute

Drunkpup: Such slander upon mine ancient name. Perish the thought.

Wonderland: Come on now Thrakey. You were over the moons when we started dating.

Drunkpup: True, but I still don’t wanna see anything. Last time I ended up trying to remove the memory by drinking until I blacked out.

Next thing I know, I’m fighting an angry winglizard for some jerky I got from … somewhere. Worst thing is: I lost the fight!

Wonderland: For your information I am rolling my eyes at you.

Drunkpuppy: As long as that’s everything that’s being rolled, fine by me.

Sand4brainz: He’s gonna be protecting us from pirates.

Maker save us.

Anyhow. Dearest Alice, my shining star, wanna make Thraken black out again?

Wonderland: Maybe after the first couple rounds.

Drunkpuppy: I wonder why I’m friends with you.

Wonderland: You adopted Elix, because your heart is made of the softest metals

Sand4brainz: Then we met my most wondrous Alice when celebrating your successful graduation from tertiary school

Also the metal you want is Cesium, my dearest

Drunkpuppy: As I said, why am I friends with you.

Also I'd argue quicksilver is softer.

Wonderland: Because you love us so much you want us in your family.

Drunkpuppy: Firstly: That was my parents’ idea.

Firstly the second: Just because they’re my parents don’t mean they’re always wrong.

Sand4brainz: I still object to this idea. The costs for any ten thousander family is astronomical. I fail to see the point.

Drunkpuppy: and I have told you, that we don’t care. Let us love you.

Sand4brainz: NeveR

Drunkpuppy: Coward

Sand4brainz: Railgower.

Drunkpuppy: Asshat

Sand4brainz: Lizardick

Drunkpuppy: Lizardshit

Sand4brainz: Whelpkicker

Drunkpuppy: Lizardfucker

Wonderland: Ladies, you’re both pretty, now quit it before I grab your mother.

Drunkpuppy: My mother would side with me.

Sand4brainz: That’s definitely an upside to mudpuppies.

Drunkpuppy: I told you about her in CONFIDENCE!

Estuary: Why is my datapad explodig with messages?

Drunkpuppy: explodig

Sand4brainz: explodig

Wonderland: explodig

Estuary: *exploding.

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Drunkpuppy: We’re thinking of drinking again, tonight.

Estuary: Sure, got nothing better on.

Drunkpuppy: Great! Now I don’t have to be traumatized by their flirting alone.

Sand4brainz: You love us.

Drunkpuppy: I love that when you make out I can sneak more booze.

Sand4brainz: </3

Estuary: Damn.

I mean same, but damn. Didn’t have to tell them.

Wonderland: I can’t blame you two, but I still feel betrayed.

Sand4brainz: Alice, my dearest, I have been heartbroken.

Estuary: Get over yourself Riderman.

Drunkpuppy: I got to get to my next class. Man I hate examination periods, see y’all tonight.

Estuary: Y’all.

Sand4brainz: The problems of being a year+ younger than everyone else in the friendgroup.

Wonderland: See ya later Thrakey.

Drunkpuppy: Still hate that.

Estuary: Yet she’s the only one you don’t punch for saying it.

Drunkpuppy: I can’t punch my future sister in-law.

Estuary: Elix, for all our sakes, just take the damn adoption. I can’t take the winging from the Dericotes much longer.

Sand4brainz: No comment.

Drunkpuppy: That’s not a no!

I’ll tell ma’ n pa’ to get the paperwork started

Sand4brainz: BITCH NO!

Drunkpuppy: TOO LATE LIZARDBRAIN!

(Wonderland changed user name: Sand4braiz to Lizardbrain Dericote)

Lizardbrain Dericote: I regret … so much.

Why can’t I change it back?

Damn you Charley!

Estuary: I want half a case.

Lizardbrain Dericote: Deal.

(Estuary changed user name: Lizardbrain Dericote to Sand4brainz)

Sand4brainz: Thank you.

I’ll leave it at your doorstep sometime this weekend.

Wonderland: Times like these where I am not at all surprised at how bad of a businessman you are.

Estuary: Yet whenever he gets into smuggling he’s suddenly a criminal mastermind.

Sand4brainz: I resent that

Estuary: Don’t mean it ain’t true.

Wonderland: Damn straight.

Estuary: What’d I do this time?

Wonderland: I really need to stop falling into that trap.

Estuary: It’s your own fault.

Wonderland: I can’t say you’re wrong. But I still hate this running gag of yours.