Chapter 104 : I Keep Telling You I Don't Know How to Enhance Breasts
Having returned to my normal state, evading Chris's hungry tiger pounce was naturally no problem.
Compared to a pampered young lady of noble birth, Chris was much more agile. She possessed magical talent, and while not to the extent of preferring armor, she at least had a foundation in martial training.
"Anna! Don't run away!"
"I'm afraid I must decline..."
I smiled bitterly while pleading for Chris's understanding, but Chris's eyes shifted slightly, then she smiled mischievously.
"Anna!"
"What are your orders..."
"Ta-da~"
Hearing Chris's serious call, my maid radar instinctively responded, and I faced Chris directly.
—Then Chris "whoosh" pulled away the bath towel around her body.
Her well-developed, tender jade body was displayed before me without any concealment. Probably because she'd been bathing earlier, under the steam's vapor, Chris's skin was white with a rosy tinge, appearing even more delicate.
I was left completely blank-minded by this sudden development, and Chris immediately pounced when she saw this.
"Anna has an opening!"
"Ngh..."
Despite my maximum efforts to protect my chastity, I was still pushed down by Chris.
Chris lifted her head and showed me an incredibly brilliant smile, with sunshine and innocence sufficient to sweep away all the world's gloom—I would definitely think so if Chris wasn't groping my chest.
"One hand can't even control it all... Anna has more substance than both Nora and me, how nice."
"Uh... th-thank you...?"
Was I being complimented?
"Tell me how you did it, and I'll spare Anna for five minutes."
Despite saying this, Chris's hands weren't behaving.
Also, when girls chat about breasts, is it always the busty girl who gets asked this question? Sigrdrífa was the same way. But the problem is... asking a man how to enhance breasts is too cruel...
"Sorry, about this... I haven't really paid attention..."
"Hmph, Anna's exclusive breast enhancement secret! Good, now I have material for the next interrogation!"
"In-interrogation???"
"Ahem, no, Anna you misheard. I never said anything about interrogation."
Don't try to get away with being cute! Wait, don't I have to go to your place later? I feel like I accidentally learned some incredible inside information.
"Sister Chris."
A reluctant voice came from beside us. Lily! Thank goodness! You really are my little angel!
No matter how I resisted, it would only ignite Chris's deeper dark fantasies, but if Lily came to persuade her, Chris indeed left me as expected.
"Lily wants to scrub everyone's backs."
"Sure, good child, good child... let's all scrub each other's backs!"
Chris clapped her hands and waved toward the hot spring.
"Carol, Sigrdrífa, come scrub backs~"
Carol... meaning Carol Cat?
Before Chris finished speaking, Carol Cat splashed out of the hot spring. She shook the wet water from her cat ears, her energetic vitality fully restored.
"Yahoo~ Miss Anna, whoa..."
I shyly covered my chest, and Carol Cat looked down at her own flat chest, causing her cat tail to immediately droop powerlessly.
"Miss Anna has such a great figure."
"Thank you for the compliment."
"By the way, I remember adventurers' body types can change, right?"
Carol Cat held her chin like a detective, staring at me thoughtfully.
Indeed, adventurers' body types in The Eternal Pacificus weren't permanently fixed. Long periods of overeating would really make one's figure become fat, and vice versa.
I seemed to understand what Carol Cat wanted to ask.
I'm begging everyone... can we talk about something else? You've already asked three times, three times! I really don't know how to enhance breasts.
However, Sigrdrífa and Chris only looked slightly inferior compared to me—they were still properly developed where they should be. Carol Cat... her figure was really quite thin, I could almost see traces of her ribs. I remembered adventurers were allowed to fine-tune their figures when creating characters. If Carol Cat had even added special skill buffs, I think probably only the Young Miss could compete with Carol Cat.
Then Sigrdrífa also emerged from the hot spring, joining the back-scrubbing ranks.
But when Chris suggested everyone form a circle to ensure everyone could scrub, I suddenly realized I'd fallen into another trap.
"Then I'll be responsible for Anna's perky butt... ahem, I'll protect Anna's back!"
You're definitely not focusing on my back!
My attempt to advocate for switching people seemed so pale and powerless in front of everyone who had already found their targets, so the final result was Chris → me → Sigrdrífa → Lily → Carol Cat → Chris, in that order.
Although Chris behind me was emanating an "ass♀we♀can" atmosphere, I had no objections to Sigrdrífa in front of me. I knew elves didn't like unfamiliar people touching their skin, female elves especially. No choice, I'd consider my sacrifice as protecting Sigrdrífa's smooth back. (TN: Meant to be a pun, yes we can.)
Carol Cat was the first to open the conversation.
"Isn't Miss Nora coming in, meow?"
"Nora... well, she's a bit embarrassed."
"Meow? The heroic Miss Nora?"
"Don't judge Nora by appearances—when she gets shy, her charm doesn't lose to her usual self. Adventurers have a term for it, what was it called, gap moe? That kind of feeling. Serious girls are super cute when you tease them."
"Kyah—"
Everyone's gazes unanimously focused on me, who had let out an animal-like cry. I awkwardly forced a laugh twice, then turned around full of resentment, but Chris just mischievously stuck out her tongue.
Just now... that wasn't scrubbing my back at all...
