Chapter 15 : Poked a Pigeon Nest
The undead summoned were varied, skeletons, spectres, zombies, undead knights, etc.
Adding these 356 undead, Bai Yu’s undead army now reached a terrifying total of over 900.
What, the goblin tribe had over one thousand goblins? Watch me instantly multiply my troops and beat them!
Once Arthur leveled up a bit more, Bai Yu would directly lead the undead army to wipe out the goblin tribe. Have Arthur use his air superiority and suffocate them to death from above.
Do the goblins have any air defences? Goblin archers, goblin mages, sorry, my Arthur is immune to magic!
And regarding physical attacks, tsk. If physical attacks worked, then what was the point of undeads, hmph.
“I’ll show some mercy and let them live a couple more days. Fellow townsman, I can only wait a bit to avenge you.”
“Let’s dismantle my pigeons first.”
[356 Wild Chicken corpses found, dismantle immediately?]
“Dismantle!”
[Successfully dismantled all the wild chicken corpses, received 1780 food, 167 magic crystal.]
Adding the remaining 80 wolf meat in the storage, she now had a total of 1860 food.
Bai Yu rested for a bit and regained some energy. She got up from the ground and listed all the food for trade without any hesitation.
[Krabby Patty initiated a trade!]
[One food, in exchange for forty wood or twenty stone or one magic crystal.]
[Remaining stock: 1860.]
Bai Yu’s trade listing once again ignited discussions from the idle people in this fantasy world. Seeing the amount of food listed increasing every time, the lords also became increasingly shocked.
[Los Santos Good Guy]: “Quickly get some, Krabby Patty boss is trading food again!”
[Thanks not tanking]: “Krabby Patty boss, I want to have a monkey with you!”
[Florida]: “What if Krabby Patty boss is a girl…
[Bumpkin]: “Girl? Where’s the girl?!”
[Bird Vodka]: “Big boss, no offense, other lords have already started lowering their prices, why are you still listing for so high?”
[Tiga]: “Stop yapping if you’re not buying you broke guy. If you don’t buy, someone else will. Don’t you see those lowering their prices are all small trades. Bosses like Krabby Patty and Ultra Son in Law are still maintaining their original prices, what does this imply?”
… (Several messages omitted)
[Bird Vodka]: “@Tiga you monkey, this just proves I’m your father and that you’re brain damaged!”
[Fire Spirit]: “I just listed 500 food, everyone’s welcome to trade.”
[Armor Hero Emperor]: “Boss Fire Spirit appeared too. Really can’t compare to these big bosses huh. I’m really like an old granny walking up stairs, can’t do it without help!”
[Thanks not tanking]: “Flame Spirit boss, I want to have a monkey with you!”
[Little Bitch]: “It’s fucking you again, why do you need to have a child with everyone, are you some old forest monkey. Do you see my id, it’s talking about you!”
… (Mutual flaming starts, omitted)
In less than two days, Bai Yu had already listed over 2000 food on the trading hub.
Bai Yu also discovered a secret with her body, she felt like she really had the undead special trait herself and could go without eating or drinking.
And maybe because her level was too low, but Bai Yu had yet to reach the point of having infinite stamina.
Wait, what was the reason for their infinite stamina ∑(; °Д°)!!
“It can’t be losing your flesh and becoming a skeleton right, then I’d rather die!!”
But not needing to eat or drink was pretty good too, fasting to be an immortal.
How could a little fairy be pooping, right?
Even if they did, it would definitely be pink colored and strawberry flavored.
This actually saved Bai Yu quite a bit of trouble. Thinking back to prior years, back when Bai Yu was still a man, even a big tree by the side of the road could be a casual toilet for Bai Yu.
But it was different now. She had to squat down every time she went to the toilet, and even needed to prevent other people from peeking. Wuwu…
This damn sense of shame. She hadn’t even seen enough herself, how could she let others see!
What, there’s no people around the castle you say?
That’s not acceptable either, no living things allowed!
On the trading hub, compared to when there were only a few lords selling food on the first day, quite a few were now selling food.
Perhaps after a day of development and getting settled in, these lords had all realized the huge profits from selling food.
They had also started having their own units come up with ways to get food, even going as far as lowering the price just to compete with Bai Yu.
Bai Yu and a few other lords who also sold food at a four times markup were all affected quite a bit.
But Bai Yu and those others had the advantage because of their large quantity, they were stable. And among them, Bai Yu traded the most.
This was only the second day, maybe by the third or fourth day, food wouldn’t even be able to sell at a four times markup. Then when it was the fifth or sixth day, maybe it wouldn’t even sell at the normal recommended price.
“The price is crashing so fast.”
Bai Yu sighed.
By then, even those lords with the most trash units wouldn’t lack basic resources like food. But with billions of lords, there would always be some idiots, like that fellow townsman near Bai Yu’s castle.
But these stupid lords who could forever lack food probably wouldn’t even live past the seven day newbie protection period. Even if they got lucky and somehow got through, they would be screwed by the monster wave after seven days.
Bai Yu looked at the listings on the trading hub. It seemed like those few low priced listings wouldn’t affect her own.
This time it took a solid hour before all of Bai Yu’s 1860 food were sold.
After Bai Yu’s trade was done, there was basically no more food listed on the trade hub. There were only the occasional small listings of 10 or so food, but they would all be snatched up in less than a second.
One of the trades caught Bai Yu’s attention. It was by a lord with the ID [The Orphan of Zhao] who traded 300 food at once. All of it was traded for with stone, a full 6000 stone, which was quite rare.
Could it be that this lord was surrounded by big mountains?
Or maybe their unit type was a rock golem, and they just used whatever they had?
Among the trades Bai Yu had previously seen, including the trades from her recent listing, rarely would they surpass 100 food. Most were just ten or so, with a few were in the dozens.
A lord able to take out 6000 stone all at once still lacked food?
Bai Yu was puzzled.
Bai Yu checked the results of this listing, receiving a total of 40000 wood, 20000 stone, and 360 magic crystal.
Most of those trading magic crystals for food just traded one or two at a time. They didn’t have many magic crystals and couldn’t use them at all, whereas they lacked food, so they could only use the few magic crystals they had to trade for food.
Otherwise the lord and all their units would starve to death, what would be the point of saving those magic crystals then.
One or two magic crystals would be gathered just like this. Bai Yu received a total of 360 magic crystals, when added with the 660 in her storage, she now had over 1000!
Now Bai Yu was conflicted. She had previously decided not to upgrade the barracks because she lacked the magic crystals. But now that she had enough magic crystals, she lacked the spirit cores.
She only lacked three spirit cores before she could build the Bone Throne special building, or upgrade the barracks.
“Baka yarou, so troublesome. It would be great if I could just get another 13 spirit cores.”
Translator’s Note: The baka yarou is japanese. Let me know if this romanization looks better, in japanese, or translated to english.