Chapter 156 : You opened it!
Chapter 156: You opened it!
It was no wonder that this woman was hard for ordinary people to handle — her personality changed too often. First she became the perverted auntie of the petty life, now she seamlessly switched to the “pay-more” lay practitioner, and she damn well wanted to eat for a lifetime.
Half an hour and she could wreck your jaw; he wasn’t afraid to brag — even if his tongue slipped!
But since she had been heartless, he would not blame himself for being ruthless. Yes, Lin Mo decided to teach the Rushuang Empress a lesson that day.
Although he would not wreck her plan, he would cause her some trouble, make her life a little less smooth — otherwise that woman would really think she had him completely in her pocket.
When he left, Lin Mo drove off in the Rushuang Empress’s car — partly so it would be convenient for him to return to school, and partly so that when he came back in a couple of days he could cultivate a role identity.
After all, she had driven this car in front of others before; his being driven in her car by a man could also indirectly prove that she and Lin Mo were close.
If he was going to put on a show, he had to make it convincing; details could not be sloppy. If people noticed, it would be meaningless.
He parked the car in Miss Yuan’s parking space in Chengyue Community. Luckily Manager Ma had prepared two parking spaces back then, otherwise Liu Rushuang’s car would have had to be parked on the roadside again.
Upstairs, Lin Mo had just pushed open the living room door when he heard Sichuan Girl’s voice.
““If you’re unhappy, come to Soul. On Soul nobody knows your identity, no labels, no acquaintances — release yourself fully. Meet someone who understands you; if you want to make friends, come to Soul.””
When Lin Mo came in, he saw Li Shiya holding her phone taking a selfie, mouthing the advertising lines, while Miss Yuan and Wang Chu were sitting on the sofa, covering their mouths and trying their best not to make a sound.
“Aren’t you doing ads again?” Lin Mo asked when he saw Sichuan Girl put down her phone.
At the same time, Wang Chu and Miss Yuan burst into loud laughter; Miss Yuan laughed until tears came out of her eyes.
Seeing him back, Sichuan Girl sighed helplessly. “Of course. It was just one line, but those two kept making me laugh — we recorded for an hour, it didn’t feel natural at all!”
“Ha ha ha, Mo, you wouldn’t believe it. Before you came back, Sichuan Girl also filmed: ‘Zhuanzhuan collects old phones at the door,’ with Little Wang playing the collector — dead funny. It was my first time seeing a vlogger shoot an ad; turns out it’s this awkward!” Miss Yuan slapped her thigh and laughed.
Hearing that, Lin Mo looked at Wang Chu; sure enough, he was wearing a uniform from some platform — who knew where it had come from.
“By the way, haven’t you taken any physical-product ads? Aren’t those better than these empty chat ads?” Lin Mo drank some water and then went to the kitchen to warm his medicine while he spoke.
Sichuan Girl shook her head. “Ad quality’s been mediocre lately — lipsticks, cosmetics, skincare, snacks were rare. Instead, pads and breast-enhancement pads asked for me a lot. Damn it, they really treat me like a woman. I’m an intellectual, I have some decency, okay!”
“Pfft.”
Lin Mo couldn’t help laughing. “Come on, you’re already Li Shiya, what decency are you talking about? I’ll let the pads slide, but breast-enhancement pads would suit you — take them and results would show immediately; you might even make a killing!”
“Get lost. If I really took that, my reputation would be gone, okay? And most of my followers are men — who would buy those things?” Sichuan Girl was furious.
Wang Chu raised a hand. “Who says that? Boyfriends can buy them for their girlfriends, right?”
Lin Mo: “Think too much — who still follows a guy who has a girlfriend?”
Sichuan Girl: .
The other two thought about it and found that made sense; then they looked at Sichuan Girl with sympathy.
Indeed, making money wasn’t easy — earning these trivial amounts might not even cover a visit to a psychiatrist.
“All right, let’s not disturb her making money anymore. Let’s go upstairs, hurry up.” Lin Mo finished his medicine in one gulp and said.
There was no telling when Sichuan Girl would finish down here.
“Okay, we’ll go up first. You make it quick!” Miss Yuan got up.
Wang Chu wanted to go too, but Sichuan Girl kept him to help film, which made him roll his eyes.
Upstairs, Lin Mo and Miss Yuan played billiards.
“Are you thinking of renting a place?”
“Yeah, I’ve got a bit of money now, so I thought of changing to somewhere with a better environment,” Lin Mo said.
He didn’t have many requirements for where to live; mainly, he needed a place to put the odd, bizarre items that occasionally popped up on his shopping page.
Small stuff was fine, but slightly bigger things posed the risk of exposure. And some items had special effects — if someone else touched them, it could cause unnecessary trouble.
After all, he still remembered the two consecutive blackouts vividly. Fortunately those effects weren’t particularly destructive; if it had been Confinement 2, a new vegetative patient might have been born.
“There’s an empty room downstairs; you could move there, it’d be convenient for us to hang out together,” Miss Yuan said.
She had deliberately chosen a three-bedroom so that a group of people could live closer together.
“Better not. I liked quiet; living alone was comfortable. Besides, Sichuan Girl kept turning into Li Shiya now and then — living with her would be chaotic!” Lin Mo laughed.
Hearing that, Miss Yuan laughed too. “True — when she put on makeup I, a woman, got fluttery; what about a young fellow like you with fresh blood?”
“Fine, I’ll tell Manager Ma to add you; see if there’s anything suitable, you can move in directly.”
Lin Mo cupped his hands. “Big-hearted of you, Miss Yuan!”
“Save it. By the way, what did Liu Rushuang say when she sent me away to talk to you?” Miss Yuan asked.
After all, when Lin Mo had returned without anything in his hands, she wasn’t stupid; she could tell Liu Rushuang had intentionally sent her away.
Lin Mo: .
“What’s that look? You two aren’t conspiring to do something shady, are you? Or did you find some good stuff again and plan to trade behind my back?” Miss Yuan glared when she saw his expression.
Lin Mo felt awkward. How could he explain? He couldn’t just say his cousin might have feelings for Liu Rushuang and had asked him to act as a shield, to create a persona!
“No, nothing like that. If I had something good I’d think of you first, Miss Yuan. It was just some questions about my cousin; I wanted to ask for my opinion.” Lin Mo said vaguely, making his cousin the excuse.
“Good. If Liu Rushuang could afford the price, I could too. Keep your distance from her — that woman was shrewd.
Come on, play two games; if you win, rent’s on me. If you lose, you’ll treat me to two meals at that place today. Deal?” Miss Yuan smiled.
As long as they weren’t trading behind her back, she didn’t care much about other things.
“Such a good deal? I’d be embarrassed to take it!”
“Arrogant? You think you’ve got me figured out?”
Three minutes later
“You’re damned lucky!”
Five minutes later
“That was a mistake!”
Ten minutes later
“I have no feel today!”
Fifteen minutes later
“You fucking opened it! Ah, I really want to smash you!”
Clearly, after a few rounds, Miss Yuan lost her temper. She pulled a spiked inflatable wolf-tooth club from under her skirt and chased him, wildly swinging it!
Fortunately, Wang Chu and Sichuan Girl came up shortly, and Miss Yuan put down her weapon.
The four of them played team games until eleven in the evening. Wang Chu stayed over at Sichuan Girl’s; Lin Mo returned to the dormitory alone.
Lucky for him they were in their fourth year; the dormitory gate stayed open at night — otherwise he wouldn’t have been able to get back in.
Soon it was midnight again, and the shopping page refreshed.
【Homemade double-barrel shotgun; came with black shoulder bag, white mask; two shots, bones chilled, sewage dumped into the sea leaves hidden hazards, Japan server’s top male gun, record verifiable; motto: You talk too much, say it to the shooter in my hand: ￥666】
【Secondary development; jog thirty minutes, grow 0.1 centimeters; ￥1.38】
【Authentic five-kernel mooncake filling; hard as a hammer; can be used as a hammer; ￥3.1】
【Ruthless iron mouth; one hundred percent catch flying darts with your mouth; avoid crowded places, beware poisonous phlegm】
Lin Mo: .