The Prime Minister Seduced Me to have Babies!

You Er earnestly said, "Practicing martial arts with my master."

Grandmaster Xie gave You Er a thumbs up, "Good boy with a promising future."

Then he asked playfully, "Do your dad and mom fight at home?"

You Er cheerfully replied, "No, they don’t fight."

Jiang Youzhi smiled with satisfaction at his son’s answer.

He and Jiao Jiao were deeply in love, so how could they possibly fight?

Just as he was about to relish the moment, You Er added, "My dad is scared of my mom, he doesn’t dare to fight with her."

The whole table burst into laughter.

Jiang Youzhi’s face darkened, and he quietly admonished You Er, "Don’t speak nonsense." You Er blinked, unclear if he understood or not.

Grandmaster Xie laughed the loudest; usually, the younger Jiang Youzhi was serious and solemn in court, even more steady and boring than these old guys.

Having the chance to see the Grand Secretary’s embarrassing moment, they were very willing.

Grandmaster Xie continued, "Do you like daddy or mommy more, You Er?"

Jiang Youzhi thought this topic was safe, so he remained silent.

You Er quickly responded, "I like mommy."

"I also like daddy."

Jiang Youzhi’s lips slightly curled up; he was very satisfied with this answer.

However, You Er continued, "Sometimes I don’t like daddy a little bit; I want to sleep with mommy, but daddy always wants to take mommy from me."

"Hahaha——" The laughter from the old fellows at the table almost lifted the hall’s roof.

The guests in the hall didn’t know what they were laughing about, so they all looked over.

Jiang Youzhi blackened his face and whispered in You Er’s ear, "From now on, without daddy’s permission, you are not allowed to speak."

You Er twisted his head, "Why?"

Jiang Youzhi glanced at the old fellows, "You see, when you speak nonsense, they all laugh at your daddy."

You Er seriously said, "But I didn’t speak nonsense, everything I said was true. Mommy said good children shouldn’t lie."

"Hahaha——" Grandmaster Xie laughed again without any sense of decorum.

Jiang Youzhi’s face sank, he said to You Er, "You’re not allowed to speak, do you hear me!"

You Er sighed and nodded helplessly.

Sometimes when mommy is unreasonable, he will go along with her, and mommy will quickly be happy.

When daddy is unreasonable, he can only temporarily go along with him.

Grandmaster Xie couldn’t ask further.

This young Grand Secretary seemed thin-skinned; if he became angry, it wouldn’t be good.

But this kid was really amusing.

Grandmaster Xie leaned over and smiled at You Er, "I have a two-year-old little granddaughter at home; when she’s grown up, how about making her your wife?"

You Er pointed to his mouth, then to Jiang Youzhi, meaning his dad didn’t allow him to speak.

Jiang Youzhi glanced down at him, seeing him cover his mouth with his little hand, wanting to speak but not daring to, he felt amused, "Okay, you can speak if you want."

You Er quickly released his hand and said to Grandmaster Xie, "There are already many who want to be my wife; mommy said I can only marry one, but I don’t know who to choose."

Sometimes when Yun Jiao took him out, because of his good looks, people would often bring up the topic of arranging childhood marriages.

Grandmaster Xie was almost brought to tears from laughing.

Fortunately, the dishes were served, interrupting the conversation between the old and the young.

After the banquet, Grandmaster Xie repeatedly invited You Er to visit his house to play.

You Er seriously nodded, "I will ask my mommy when I go back."

"Oh, remember to send me an invitation!"

Back home, Jiang Youzhi recounted all of You Er’s words in front of Yun Jiao.