Chapter 155 - 121: Get Lost! Turn Around! (Part 2)
Qiao’er: "..."
What’s happening now?
The General and the Princess, are they going to argue again?
Qiao’er quickly ran over, but Aunt Ye stopped her, "Little girl, you don’t understand the fun between a couple, don’t get involved!"
Aunt Ye was sitting at the kitchen door, nibbling on sunflower seeds.
Even though she heard the lady’s screams inside, she wasn’t worried at all.
This is just couple’s fun!
When it comes to keeping a man, women from the Central Plains are better at it.
Look at those concubines in the house, dressing up flamboyantly just to catch the General’s eye.
What’s the use?
Better to be like a lotus emerging from clear water, simply take a bath and call the General over—it’ll surely leave a man besotted.
Tsk, tsk tsk.
Inside the room, the Little Princess didn’t intend any of this.
She never expected the Barbarian General would return so quickly, thinking he’d be investigating the Holy Daughter’s cause of death, and would at least return after she finished bathing.
Well, this is awkward...
"Um, could you just turn around first, I’ll talk to you after I get dressed."
Her little face was blushing as she tried hard to bury her petite body under the petal-strewn water.
Yelyu Lie is tall!
His 190-plus cm frame, even standing at the door, doesn’t hide much from view.
The enchanting scene in the bath was fully exposed to his amber eyes.
His Adam’s apple bobbed as he saw the glimpses of pale, soft skin under the water and petals.
His mind... drifted to the events of the day.
After countless cold showers to quell the heat, it all flared up again.
But, turn around?
No way!
Even if there’s ten thousand taels of gold outside for him now, he wouldn’t go for it!
"What part of you haven’t I already seen or touched? Not turning!"
Yun Chunnuan: "..."
She bit her lip lightly, wishing she could jump up and whack him, "Oh, seen and touched but haven’t tasted—General, how impressive!"
These words added insult to injury on his already black-red face.
Not only red, but even darker!!!
Honestly, since Yelyu Lie talked about letting go of the past issue, he really meant it.
The Little Princess thought he was avoiding her, not wanting to face the awkwardness between them.
But no.
He was just... feeling utterly embarrassed!
"Don’t be cocky! Don’t provoke me! Or I might deal with you right now! I’m an experienced man now!"
Yun Chunnuan’s little head slowly formed a question mark, "Experienced? Did you go to a brothel? Or visited one of those ’skillful’ concubines?"
"Spit! Do I look like that kind of person? Besides! Those ugly ones, each one dark and unattractive! I wouldn’t stoop so low! After tasting chicken, would you want me to gnaw pig trotters?!"
Yun Chunnuan: "?!"
Chicken? Meat?
So she’s the chicken?
Who is he insulting here!!!
"You’re the chicken! How can you talk like that! And why are pig trotters not tasty?"
The Barbarian General looked unconvinced, "Not tasty, chicken is the best, especially chicken breast, chicken leg, chicken... backside!"
Yun Chunnuan’s face turned beet red. Although she knew Bianliao chickens are precious, he might not know chicken is a metaphor for a certain profession, but he should use swan!
How can anyone compare a wife to a chicken?!
Let alone chicken breast, chicken leg, chicken backside...
Suddenly, Yun Chunnuan realized what the smelly Barbarian General was referring to, grabbed the clothes from the chair, rinsed them in the water, and angrily threw them at him.
"Stop spouting nonsense! Go away! Turn around!"
Yelyu Lie held the clothes of the little darling, sniffed them like a fool.
Ah, it smells nice, the scent of his little wife!
He smiled foolishly, thinking about something, his amber eyes turned, really obediently turned around.
Yun Chunnuan’s little face was red, not from shyness but from anger!
Seeing he finally turned around, she got up to put on clothes, only to realize she’d already thrown them out...
Now, Yun Chunnuan faced two choices.
One, get out of the bath quickly, there’s clothes on the bed she can wear.
Two, let the smelly Barbarian General who she just ordered to turn around fetch her clothes...
Yun Chunnuan: "..."
Emmm, she knew the smelly Barbarian was so obedient, there must be a catch, he must’ve anticipated her asking him, right?
No way!
Yun Chunnuan slowly stood up from the bath, glanced at a large black cloak hanging at the bedside—it belonged to the Barbarian General.
Big and long, if she dashed for it, she could wrap herself up completely.
As she got out of the bath, Yun Chunnuan realized the difficulty of rushing over quickly!
She was dripping wet all over, even a step was slippery as hell, and the distance to the bed wasn’t carpeted.
Ugh, can’t get up or down.
She carefully walked, hoping the Barbarian General wouldn’t notice her.
When she finally reached the bed, she quickly grabbed the black cloak, enveloping her wet little self entirely.
However, she thought the Barbarian General was waiting for her to ask him for help, but in reality, he’d already figured her little stubbornness out.
When she donned the cloak, she found he had already turned around.
Who knows how long he’d been watching...
And he wasn’t at the door anymore; he had moved to the bath’s place.
"You—shameless!"
Yelyu Lie pulled a grin, smiled foolishly, happy even when scolded.
He was about to be killed by his little darling’s cuteness!
Indeed, he admitted turning was just to catch a glimpse.
But seeing her tiptoeing nude, worried she might fall, he couldn’t help but take a few steps forward.
His indecent thoughts were there, but more prominent was the feeling of her tender softness melting his heart.
Now draped in the cloak only he had worn, it felt as if he was enveloping his little darling in his arms...