Chapter 602 588: Tea, the Older the Better
"I really am...."
Celestial Venerable Wen Ce was sprinting wildly along the path, as the surrounding Celestial Venerables lined up on their own, feeling more and more like the threat of death was looming.
He felt so tormented inside, it was like he got screwed by a dog!
How am I supposed to run like this???
It's almost a certain death!
Fu Qingjun, hiding in the shadows, also saw this scene and burst into laughter, "Goodness, isn't this the upgraded version of closing the door to beat the dog? No wonder it's my disciple, this has my style all over it—leaving no chance for anyone! But is this a school sports event or a 3000-meter race now?"
After all, this setup really is like that,
Outside is a circle filled with spectators munching on snacks, while two people are madly running laps in the middle.
Isn't this basically a sports meet?
Two people running 3000 meters, with a bunch of classmates sitting on the circular track, munching on snacks and watching the race!
It's hilarious!
Once the wall falls, everyone pushes!
"It's simply too brilliant."
Fu Qingjun grinned, and couldn't believe the battlefield had developed this way, into a circular marathon.
Is Celestial Venerable Wen Ce being publicly criticized in the center?
A crowd of people watch as they attack the Green Tea.
"Well, that's normal, it's the trend, understand? The trend!"
Fu Qingjun took a sip of tea, and began to watch the spectacle with the other Celestial Venerables, shaking his head and sighing:
"Wen Ce, your uncle has been around, as the lead in a trend, everyone has to take a beating!"
"Back in the day, your uncle was the 'Pot Carrier Celestial Venerable', carrying an intolerable burden, and now you're worse off, being the Green Tea Celestial Venerable chased in circles, directly experiencing social death across the universe."
"Your feelings, uncle can understand, uncle can empathize, but the trend just likes to grind the protagonist; from hardship, one can advance."
"This is fate playing tricks, the role of trend protagonist is not easy to take on, you're not the only one, if you get played to death, they'll pick a new protagonist."
Fu Qingjun, with the air of an old scholar, spoke with a bit of an Earth regional accent,
"Wen Ce, listen to your uncle's advice, this trend protagonist is all virtual, the waters here are too deep for you to handle! Listen to your uncle, let uncle take on the trend protagonist role."
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Now this strange situation, with all the Celestial Venerables spectating, is something most hadn't anticipated,
but it is also logical,
it can be said it's a natural outcome of the situation's development.
After all, everyone wants to get rid of Celestial Venerable Wen Ce, whether it's the threat he poses in competing for the trend or his personal grievances with them.
Perhaps, facing this scenario fitting for a sports competition, it's time to call in a football commentator to narrate the thrilling match:
"Hello, audience friends, I am your commentator Sanbajin, welcome to the Cosmic Ultimate Eighth Stage Arena, where the third ninth epoch season will determine the champion throne for this ultimate epoch."
"Many newcomers might not know, so we'll provide a quick recap."
"In their previous encounter, both sides' initial contact was like that of brave warriors and evil dragons. Player Fu Qingjun did not rush to attack, but steadily added a three-layer invisibility buff to himself."
"Meanwhile, Player Wen Ce also didn't choose an immediate attack, opting instead for a very stable opening with a triple green tea bitch strategy, crazily gathering resources from the shadows, smoothly maneuvering to accumulate resources, knowing the other side had a clear home advantage. We can see this player's thought process is very clear."
"The first round was mainly both sides charging up, small-scale probing, already showing very exciting performances. This current round attempts initial attacks, and they're certainly not disappointing, becoming even more exciting!"
"Firstly, as the home player, Fu Qingjun naturally couldn't allow the other to keep developing, so he sent his first substitute buff Amiro to probe, attempt an attack, and break the opponent's green tea growth plan."
"Though Amiro is just a forward, don't underestimate him—Amiro's true form is, in fact, Celestial Venerable Wen Ce, the quadruple champion of the Golden Era, though he had aged and retired, he now still performs outstandingly."
"To help the audience understand, we have to delve deeper into this Grand Ancestor Cosmic Emperor."
"As everyone knows, the strongest first generation emperor champion Immortal Venerable was a probabilistic logic rationalist, outstanding in foresight."
"But the third generation's emperor champion Celestial Venerable Wen Ce was completely different—born female and into the manure-choosing lower house of the Prince's Mansion. Raised from a young age immersed in intrigue, she became the universe's most infamous emotional manipulator, Green PUA type player, skilled in playing with people's hearts, manipulating public trust to reincarnate repeatedly."
"Hence, you can see the tactics now are very targeted—the real Green Tea bitch is Celestial Venerable Wen Ce, aimed at the opponent's opening Green Tea bitch strategy—it's truly Green Tea versus Green Tea!! Needle tip against wheat awn! Extremely exciting! A direct academic field contest!"
"Alright, no more idle talk, the match has entered the white-hot stage!"
"Oh! Exciting! Such brief, silent exchanges already bring us to the brink of total defeat?"
"We can call this an arena struggle between tea masters, where Amiro clearly has the advantage, though Fake Celestial Venerable Wen Ce's talent and wisdom surpass Amiro's decay, in his prime, he would crush Amiro."
"As the saying goes, 'The fist fears youthful vigor!'"
"However, tea artistry is completely opposite, tea, the older the better!"
"Long-time tea enthusiasts know that old tea is rich and heavy in flavor with endless aftertaste, but new tea is often rough, less smooth, and easily seen through, leading to resentment."
"As we provide this exciting commentary, we see the battle unfolding with clarity—Celestial Venerable Wen Ce has been exposed as the real Green Tea bitch, surrounded by the populace, stabbed in the back, in dire straits...."
"Meanwhile, our number one player Amiro displays incredible tea artistry, pressing his advantage, straight away executing the high-level Green Tea bitch ultimate move: White Lotus bitch, standing directly at the moral and public opinion high ground, erecting a chastity memorial, guiding the public's anger to corner and hunt down the opponent, condemning them as promiscuous scoundrels!"
"As the battle progresses, we see this young player has almost no chance of survival."
"There's simply no opportunity for a villain comeback; will our Fake Celestial Venerable Wen Ce collapse in round two? So quickly? Or can he stage a desperate counterattack?? Turning the tide with even more wonderful tactics?"
"Without a doubt, this second round is becoming more thrilling than ever! Green Tea bitch against Green Tea bitch, who will emerge victorious? Let's wait and see!!"
"Hello everyone, this is commentator Sanbajin, we'll continue the breakdown next time."