Comedy

Goddamnit! Now I’ve got to look for another job to pay the bills! That f*cker! I did nothing wrong!
    Huh? What’s that? Eternal, a full dive VRMMORPG that gives you the chance to make real money? Perfect, that’s exactly what I need!
    Now… What class should I pick?
    Warrior? No, I don’t want to tank.
    Knight? Please, I already said I hate tanking.
    Healer? Oh God, please don’t make me babysit people.
    Archer? Mage? No, I’ll be too far from the loot!
    Rogue? Seems nice. We can steal stuff too? Perfect!
    Now…. Show me the gold! Show me the cash! Show me the money!