Chapter 74 - 71: Naughty Kids
"Want an autograph?"
Chu Mengyao and Ye Fan were taken aback, looking left and right, up and down. Zhang Lu was not the type to chase celebrities. How could this beautiful woman be chasing another beautiful woman? Asking for an autograph shouldn’t even happen. When Zhang Lu was with Chu Biyao, she was very ordinary, showing no signs of admiration. She couldn’t possibly be the type to idolize celebs.
"An autograph?!" Chu Biyao exclaimed, running over. She stood beside Zhang Lu, patting her shoulder with a mischievous smile. "Hello, Officer! I know I’m quite famous, but I didn’t expect even a beauty like you to be my fan. We’re already good friends, so don’t worry. I’ll definitely give you an autograph. So, tell me, where do you want me to sign? Anywhere is fine. Don’t worry, we’re all friends. I won’t make fun of you."
"Ugh, stop rambling and just do as I say." Zhang Lu’s face turned cold as she brought up a painful subject, unintentionally giving Ye Fan a harsh look. "If it wasn’t for the kids at home pestering me for your autograph, I wouldn’t have asked. It’s strange, why idolize a celebrity who acts like a child? From my perspective, you’re just a troublemaker. When the kids at home see people insult you, they call me, asking me, a cop, to arrest the bad guys. Those who criticize you become bad people. I don’t think you’re much better either."
"Officer, I still see you as a young maiden, yet you already have kids at home? How old are they? Seven? Eight?" Chu Biyao asked curiously, a sly gleam in her eyes.
Zhang Lu was furious. Seven or eight kids? That was clearly calling her a pig, wasn’t it?
"Watch your mouth. When was the last time you brushed your teeth? Your mouth reeks." Zhang Lu was not one to be messed with. Her retorts were sharp as she meaningfully eyed Chu Mengyao and Ye Fan. "They got married and had kids, right? Aren’t those kids yours too? Or are you going to claim that you gave birth to them, and the one who married Ye Fan is also you."
The city gate caught fire, and the fish in the pond suffered. Now, Ye Fan and Chu Mengyao were caught in an undeserved calamity.
Even though Ye Fan remained composed and serene, when he heard Zhang Lu’s words, his face twitched.
"That’s some sharp mouth, why doesn’t it come with a filter? Any words just come flying out," Ye Fan muttered softly.