Chapter 153: Funeral
On the way to school, Lu Yibei gnawed on an egg-filled biscuit bought at the entrance of the community while scrolling through the records of the chat group.
[00:05 SEPIA: Since somebody asked, let me tell you in detail about the different feelings brought to me by various female urban legends… let me light up a cigarette real quick.]
[00:07 SEPIA: Let’s start with zombie girls, and I do not recommend them! Their bodies are too cold and full of yin; although it is a plus in the summertime, their body odour is too strong for most to handle, and they are very stiff, so they cannot recreate many postures with you.
[00:10 SEPIA: I do recommend vampires in that regard, though, but be sure to get your rabies shot after she bites you!]
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No matter the situation, men will always start to think with their juniors.
If anything, this person could write a whole guide on how to pick up urban legend girls!
He continued to scroll down.
[00:35 SEPIA: But the best of all are witches…]