Season 3 Q&A
Y’ello,
It is time for the Q and A! I have pushed this off for no reason and just remembered to get to it. As per usual, I will limit the number of responses from characters for questions that are too open to keep the word count reasonable. The questions come from my supporters on the Patreon/SubStar Discord.
With that said, let#s begin!
From: Krlnkir
To: Momo
Question: How much face-sitting time are you owed right now, and do you keep track of it with a spreadsheet or what?
Momo: Currently about 19 hours. I do keep a spreadsheet just to prove it to anyone who asks, but I can - obviously - hold that in my head, like all of the government data and other important stuff… Not that I think remembering how much I am allowed on the idiot’s face is important or anything!
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From: Omnius
To: Harem and John
Question: What faction each character would play in 40k
John: Ultramarines, they have been redeemed since Guiliman came back.
Rave: Hard Skip.
Aclysia: Sisters of Battle - For the Master.
Nathalia: Exodites.
Eliana: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL FUCK THRONE!
Gnome: Uhm… uh… Votann?
Salamander: Khorne for the Khornflakes!
Undine: Eldari.
Sylph: Give me ALL of the little Tyranids! Swarm! Swarm!
Momo: Adepta Sororitas… I just like white-black aesthetics, has nothing to do with women worshipping some big male figure!
Lydia: Adeptus Custodes.
Nia: Adeptus Custodes.
Siena: I am leaning towards Daemons of Slaanesh.
Metra: Orcz or World Eaters.
Scarlett: Mechanicus, obviously.
Beatrice: Black Templars.
Lee: Ultramarines.
Nightingale: Pass.
Delicia: If I have to play the stupid plastic game… meh, Nurgle, sure.
Claire: Sororitas, because they are worshipping the big male figure!
Hailey: Mechanicus! This gal is gonna get all your toasters.
Layla: I AM PART OF THIS! TZEENTCH!
Lu Zhi: Astra Militarum.
Ehtra: Do I need to say it?
Nahoa: Sororitas.
Lyndell: Nurgle.
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From: -
To: Nathalia
Question: on a physiological standpoint, how's your child going to be born? Does the almighty dragon of destruction lay eggs or have a live-birth?
Nathalia: No clue, have heard it one way from one dragon and another way from another goddess. Tiamat gave live birth. Don’t care either way.
To: Aclysia and Layla
Question: on a scale of zero to yandere, who's most likely to worship John?
Aclysia: Master deserves worship, but as the man he is not some kind of deity.
Layla: Exactly!
Lorelei: …
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From: me
To: everyone
Question: who can hold a Handstand the longest? It only counts if the legs are held together and no distractions!
Eliana: Either me or fucking Sylph, because I can keep the blood flowing without getting uncomfortable and she weighs nothing.
John: The real answer is Undine because she has the most patience.
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From:
To: Lydia and like minded girls
Question: Buttplug! Rather longer or wider? Did you try a 2 feet buttplug yet?
Lydia: On both length and girth, there comes a point where size is too much. I like it up the ass, I am not ruining it with a craving for escalation. So no, I have not.
To: all.
Question: are any of you into baddragon play? And undie ain’t winning in slime mode.
Rave: I’ll just answer for all of the girls: We sometimes browse the site out of curiosity, but we like to keep sizes reasonable - so the general answer is no.
to: metra and ethra
question: are you gone be upset if most of your sisters join the harm? Because you guys safed a lot of you family and you know John track record by now
Metra: Why would I? It’s their lives, they can do what they want. I’ll veto whoever I think is bad for him.
Ehtra: He is the rightful king of Akkad, so he deserves an Akkadian harem, annoying creature that he is.
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From: el_sigh_guy
To: Rave
Question: We all know you don't appreciate the pure genius of Warhammer 40k, however, what is your opinion on the 'Felinid' race in WH40k?
Rave: Urgh, fine, let me have a look at the art… THOSE ARE ABOMINATIONS!
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From:
To: Momo, Lulu, and other public facing haremettes
Question: What mundane task has been best enhanced by wearing toys in public?
Momo: I would just hate having a vibrator buzzing on my clit while I sit in a totally engaging cabinet meeting.
Lulu: Basically everything that’s not serious. I love the thrill I get.
Lydia: It is to be used in careful moderation. Perhaps during a walk in a public garden?
Beatrice: As Master desires.
Rave: Ya know, depends on the day. Feeling more or less frisky day by day.
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From: Sir Cumference
To: whom it may concern
Question: Whats the outlook for knightly orders of the Kingdom of Fusion?
Moira: It is only natural that the Order will create new sub.divisions as its influence grows. Local chapters will be established where necessary, to assure that virtue is upheld and the people protected. As part of his harem, I am certain that Lorelei can arrange permissions.
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From: Dramar
To: Everyone with a sense for shinies aesthetics
Question: Which Token is your favorite? Is it the design, the choice of metal, or both you like about it?
Aclysia: The mid-2019 Blawhium coin has a particularly detailed depiction of John’s face, so I liek it the most.
Nathalia: They minted a special coin from a fire metal for display purpose, the size of a dinner plate. It amuses me.
Nia: There is a Velka Coin that Beatrice had designed after the Aztec affair. It has Velka on it. It’s also the most valuable one in common circulation.
Nightingale: Although vain, I enjoy my own Darkalloy coin.
Beatrice: I like all of them. They glitter and they pay for projects.
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From: a voice of reason
To: John
Question: Do you ever regret the summoner build? A brawler fighting style is every macho man’s dream
John: Well, I am not a macho man and seeing all the girls that are with me because of my build… no, I would never go back. Plus, the Creator Puppet let’s me brawl.
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From: Megalaus the Mighty
To: John
Question: I have heard great tales of your exploits; looking forward to our brawl! Let's have a good time, and maybe follow it up with some merry harem mingling? Drinks are on me!
John: Uh, sure? I feel like I am not getting the reference.
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From: Firetoad
To: Zone-tan
Question: When are you going to start selling your signed collection of used panties?
Zone-tan: I have been putting them in those panty vending machines as a legendary gacha pull. The Japanese love it.
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From: Barak
To: The elementals
Question: What do you think of Primera ?
All: Scary.
Undine: It is to be taken by the impulses of another you, locked deep inside.
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From:
To: Izha
Question: Is there anything you regret about your plan, or anything you would change?
Izha: You do not know what comes next. It is always unknown.
To: Gaia
Question: Why did you let Izha go through with the Realignment if it meant exposing so many mundanes to the Abyss?
Gaia: Because it played by the rules I set up.
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From: Me
To: Metra and Ethra
Question: Do you think it would be possible for John to train you to be on Momos hypno-level and would you like to be?
Metra: I’m not going to say it’s impossible, he showed me I had a pretty big submissive streak in me, but I like knowing that it’s me that’s choosing to be at the bottom, so I don’t think so.
Ehtra: I second what my perverted sister creature is saying.
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From: Ikoria
To: Those with battle in their souls
Question: Long have I watched with longing gaze by through reality's threads upon your beautiful romance of blood and battle. What must be done for me to seek out my own worthy beloved soul, spiritual kindred to your beloved?
Funatic: As I see it, a certain duck has to move a proverbial quill.
Eliana: Otherwise, have you tried murder?
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From:
To: Jane
Question: Now that you are queen, and the immediate crisis is passed, how do you plan to improve the traditionally bland trappings of royalty to better suit your style? After all, there's now two queens in the harem.
Rave: Isn’t it 3 queens/empresses? Anyway, Imma wear what I want. I was a fashion icon before, ya know? People dig my style!
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From:
To: Eliana
Question: What does the process of melding with Thana feel like? Are you worried that once it completes, you will be a different person from who you are now?
Eliana: Like a mild, easily ignored tug that sometimes suddenly yanks in one direction. As for the fear… yes. It’s giving me as much existential dread as remaining in this fucking state. It SUCKS.
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From: Krlnkir
To: The Crafting Crew
Question: Do any of you have pet projects you'd really like to work on, but can't justify the cost/time investment?
Lorelei: I envision a cathedral the size of a city block, a marble of light and magic, where machinery and enchantments intertwine in service of illuminating all to the history of the Lady, the Order, and the Saint.
Scarlett: I want to upgrade my skyscraper.
Lee: I am beginning to conceptualize something like a… wormhole system… but I crunched the numbers of the Maybel cost for keeping that stable and… oh boy! John just deadpanned at me when I told him I’d need about 12 White Stars a day.
Delicia: I am still trying to get my Stable Mutagens project finished but I constantly have to do other stuff!
Hailey: I started a list, but then Rayd told me it’s gotten too long.
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From:Ken
To: John
Question: what do you think Primera wanted with you. Will you ever call her back, to talk?
John: I believe she didn’t want anything from me specifically - she was trying to prolong and separate her existence, so she could be her own acting party. I don’t want to risk her succeeding, so I wouldn’t call her just to talk, no.
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From: Saber
To: Nahoa
Question: Would you ever consider learning how to play video games? If so, would you consider trying Minecraft and trying to acquire the elusive blue axolotl?
Nahoa: I have been playing plenty of Minecraft, haven’t found one of those though. I could take one from Lee’s base, but that’d be cheating.