Single for Eternity

[ Yes I can, host!! ]

"Then do it, what are you waiting for?"

[ Host...you are utter trash of them all, I want to say this but I can’t. This much is average for someone who never left their room. Especially your intelligence it’s really far from an average resident of this world. ]

Was this junk trying to find a way to trash talk? I shouldn’t dwell on it that much. It’s a good thing that I’m somewhat average, I can improve.

"System, tell me how to gain powers."

I don’t know what I was anticipating asking that junk such a valuable question.

[ Can’t disclose such sensitive information Host, if you accept my proposal of conquering beauties. Then I might break my rules for my sweet host. ]

This junks seductive voice was getting irritating now, this bastard was actively trying to set me up. Bitch, were you cupid before being a system?

[ System can sense malicious thoughts host, beware. ]

"If you can sense then I don’t even need to hide it. You are a piece of junk, at least for me. If you want to be helpful then just explain about my Physique."

I could hear some sobbing sounds, they weren’t loud, barely audible actually. Still this junk was crying.