Chapter 1034: The Big One
"Fuck this. Fuck him. Fuck me."
"Bekka, please-"
"And fuck you too, handsome! I’m sick of all this shit! I want to go home! I miss my kids! I’m hungry! I’m horny! And I’m sick of dealing with one thing after a mother fucking nother!"
Abaddon decided to be quiet since his wife was clearly on a roll.
"I want to eat something! I’m starving! I want a fried pork chop slathered in buffalo sauce and lemon pepper seasoning! I want bacon and cheese fries with enough seasoning salt on top to clog the arteries of a blue whale! And like an ocean’s worth of grape soda to drown in after!"
"I think that may be the blackest meal I have ever heard of." Lailah chuckled.
"Oh? Is that funny, princess?"
Bekka grabbed Lailah by her neck and lifted her off her feet- bringing her close to her snarling maw.
"You just keep laughing while you can, babe. I swear to god that if we ever get home again, I am going to fuck you until you cry."
Lailah was effectively silenced. Though her mind was anything but quiet.
Everyone could see that Bekka was beginning to lose control. The realm’s toll on her mind could be ignored, but her stomach? That was something very different.
When Bekka was at home, she usually ate every two hours. Her meals ranged from entire packages of food to a meal for a family of four.