Chapter 85: Spoils of War Pt. 2
“Punth me in the fathe.” Reggie said around the mouthguard.
“I believe you.” Will said, holding his hands up. “Just because it says it reduces damage to your nervous system doesn’t mean there won’t be any. I’m not gonna give you brain damage to test it.”
“Aw heck, I’ll do it,” Bee said, stepping forward and winding up a tiny fist.
“Wait, Bee-“
There was a small explosive sound as the shapeshifter’s fist hit the Tank’s jaw at superhuman speeds, sending the oversized young man bouncing away like a child’s soccer ball. Will winced in sympathy as Reggie finally hit the ground, limbs tangled and dirty.
A moment later, Reggie coughed and groaned, putting his arms and legs under him before staggering to his feet.
“WHOOO!” Reggie exclaimed, while Loth sighed and shook her head.
“Your jaw, skull, brain and spine are unharmed.” Alicia whispered, holding up Reggie’s arm like the victor of a particularly nasty street fight. “The rest of you…”
“Wait, I didn’t get my hips in it, lemme try agai-“ Bee began.