The Legend of William Oh

And lo, William Oh was delivered unto the hands of sinners, who crucified him, and on the third day, he rose again, crawling through a river of shit and coming out clean on the other side.

• Jason Salazar

“Hey, check this out,” Will said, pushing his foot against the surface of the water, which seemed to bend under his foot like he’d stepped on a gelatinous sweet.

“It seems like your Ability affects surface tension,” Loth mused as Will pressed nearly six inches into the water before it broke and surrounded his foot.

“Does that mean I can walk on water someday?” Will asked.

Loth shrugged.

Will’s amusement with the newfound ability to wiggle water with his feet didn’t last long once the smell truly engulfed them.

“It’s times like this I regret not getting the phantom eye,” Will said, trying not to gag.

With the phantom eye he could’ve done all of this with significantly less crawling through shit.

They’d briefly considered the Confidence Man technique where he simply bluffed his way into the temple, but Will wasn’t exactly the smoothest, and his missing hand was a dead giveaway.

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