Chapter 26: Cling-ons
***Written in a shaky hand with poor spelling***
Dear Lord Zodiak. In this cofin rests the bodi of your dotter, Alishia, along with her effekts. I can’t I am truli sorry for
Her deth was kwick, which is the most we can hope for in The Tower. I chooze to believe she dyed risking her life for somethin important to her, and I hope she is at rest.
My condolenses.
- William Oh.
If yur the Lord who tried to have his Vasals feed me to yur wyrd secret arm-monster, better luck next time. If yur not…Were you aware another lord has wyrd arm-monster pets heer? on 2nd floor? Fud for thot.
***Post-post script, hastily written in beautiful cursive***
I apologize for my Party Leader. It appears his education was rudimentary at best. He is actually quite clever. We mean no disrespect and I will personally see to a remedy for his oafishness.
We are truly sorry for your loss and hope that having Alicia returned provides some measure of closure to you and your family.
- Loth the Luminary.