Chapter 9: Spelunking
William Oh once climbed down into the bowels of the Abyss. He went so deep that he accidentally crossed into the underworld itself, where the lord of Death himself was waiting to claim another soul.
With his mighty war axe, Will cleaved the god’s jaw off of his body and brought back his teeth as a trophy.
Naturally, you can’t kill the lord of Death, but if you hear strange sounds coming from the ground at night, that might very well be Lumesh himself moaning as he searches for his severed jaw.
- Jason Salazar
Will sat against the cold stone, staring straight ahead at the blank cave wall, lit by the faint light of Loth’s glowbugs.
“Why did I do that?” he asked aloud. “Why did I do that?”
“You said it was because you didn’t want them to grow accustomed to your greatness and then suffer in its absence,” Loth replied, sitting beside him.
“Yeah, but why did I DO that?!” Will demanded. “I could’ve had four girls in my party. Four…girls. We could’ve had…adventures.”
“In my admittedly short experience, one cannot change their nature at the first crack of shell.” Loth looked up at him. “Do you perhaps not have much experience with multiple women fighting over you?”