Chapter 528
Chapter 528 Wondrous Medicine and Barefooted Soldiers
Lin Wanrong blinked twice, elated beyond words. "Oh my, Brother Gao, you've actually brought all these treasures with you. I admire you, I really do."
"Of course," Gao Qiu replied with unabashed pride. "These treasures are indispensable for any journey or adventure. I'm sure you, Brother Lin, must have just as many on you. Heh heh!"
Grinning from ear to ear, Lin Wanrong pulled out a paper bundle from his bosom. It was considerably larger than the one in Gao Qiu's hand. "Ah, I'm humbled. You've seen right through me, Brother Gao. As you know, I rely solely on these treasures to hold my own. Whether I am wandering the martial world or standing unyieldingly, apart from my unparalleled martial arts, it is these that deserve the most credit. Ah, such invaluable items—I'm really reluctant to use them!"
Both men chuckled wickedly, leaving Hu Bugui utterly baffled. After staring at the paper bundle for a while, he finally inquired, "Brother Gao, what on Earth are these? You talk about them as if they're treasures."
"They are treasures! Don't underestimate this paper bundle. It's the object of every young hero's affection and the nightmare of every heroine. These items are so rare, you couldn't buy them even if you had a thousand gold pieces." Gao Qiu unwrapped the paper bundle solemnly, revealing dozens of tiny medicine pouches. "See this? This one's called 'Quite the Log,' and this one 'Damsel Disrobed,' and then there's this top-quality 'Mongolian Sweat Medicine.' You wouldn't be able to buy these authentic items in reputable stores in the capital without connections."
Hu Bugui wiped his sweat-soaked brow and looked at Lin Wanrong. "General, could those be the same kind of illicit drugs in your possession?"
"What are you talking about, Brother Hu? Do you not know my character? Only lowlifes would deal in such vulgar items." Lin Wanrong straightened his face. "What I have here are exotic items that only decent people would use for spicing up their love life. Take this, for example. It's called 'Titanium Vigor Pill'—such an honorable name. It originates from the same source as the Titanium Vigor Finger technique! Just one of these tiny pills has the effect of two of Brother Gao's pouches. One pill per night, highly efficient and long-lasting, solves all your troubles. And this one is called 'Happy Fierce Wife Chant.' The name might be a bit vulgar, but its effects are even more so. Take it, and whether you're a fierce wife or a chaste woman, even if you're a wild horse or she-wolf, you will return to nature and sing joyful songs every night. These two items alone have brought the good news of joy to countless men. Compared to them, the remaining sweat medicine and laxatives are so trivial, I'd be embarrassed to even recommend them to you!"
Listening to Lin Wanrong's description of his exotic potions, Hu Bugui was drenched in sweat. After a long pause, he cautiously asked, "General, Brother Gao, are you planning to use these miraculous medicines against the Turks?"