Chapter 1220 - 341: Cloud Descending Sect Incident (4)
Your mom never hit you, which means your mom didn’t teach you well. That’s not related to me hitting you.
When the man was confused, Yuchi said discontentedly:
"Alright, alright, being bragged about by you is a speechless experience for me. Just keep it moderate, don’t overdo it. You bragged about me once over here; next time big shots brag about me, I won’t feel anything. Leave some mystery for the big shots, don’t let the audience be left speechless."
Yuchi was being honest. This man clearly intended to say something flattering, but he felt such praise is better left to big shots. Otherwise, whether it’s a passerby or a big shot, it’s the same script, just hoodwinking the audience.
Man: "..."
It’s absolutely stupid. You slap me right away, and then it’s about me praising you?!
Damn it!
Me praising you is my mistake now, huh?
And what are you talking about with script nonsense, I barely understand what you’re saying, could you please be clearer? And while he’s feeling weak, helpless, and lost, he overhears Yuchi muttering to himself.
"You people, with the same lines every day, can’t there be any fresh lines?"
"Like praising me for being handsome?"
"Wow wow wow, this handsome guy is so handsome, I’ve never seen such a handsome guy before... blah blah blah, something like that."
Yuchi really couldn’t believe it, feeling like everyone just has the same script. Change the script, don’t always start with ’It’s you! It’s really you!?’ or ’How are you so strong? How are you so impressive!’, come on, can we change the approach?
Can people only praise me for this little bit?
It should come from within me.
Praise my wisdom, praise my talent, praise my attitude toward this world, don’t get stuck on my wealth, cultivation, or power, got it?
"..."
The man shouted while crying, "I’ve never heard of such ridiculous requests! Is there really someone teaching how to praise themselves? Is this even human?!"
Ridiculous!
Utterly ridiculous!
Then Yuchi came next to the man, calmly squatted down, raised his right hand, and gave him another slap.
With a "slap".
Quickly, it snapped the man back to reality so he could finally speak well.
"Alright, alright, stop acting. Besides the two of us, there’s no one else here right now, so when I ask, you answer, got it?" Yuchi asked.
"..."
The man dared not respond, even though Yuchi didn’t want crude praise, he really didn’t understand why this guy was so strong. He didn’t resemble what was rumored - a very simple Yuchi - his gaze was fierce!
No way!
He couldn’t hold it any longer.
"What’s going on with you? Aren’t you Yuchi? Aren’t you the president of a mortal’s association?"
"How did you get here? How are you so powerful? How did you appear by my side?"
"Why can’t I fight back! Why am I trapped by you! Why is this happening!"
After saying it all, he felt relaxed and took a deep breath, his face flushed.
Isn’t that so, things like this are surely shocking. When people encounter such things, they naturally shout like that, it has nothing to do with lines, it’s pure surprise. If you can’t even shout when surprised, at least give a ’sharp intake of breath’, right?
You can’t hear that earth-shattering news and then pretend it’s nothing, isn’t that particularly uncomfortable?
Brother.
Be a decent human.
Logically, Yuchi was impressed, but there’s nothing to be done. He was shocked by this man once, and now he could finally say some proper words.
Yuchi looked at the man’s flushed face and curiously asked, "First question, does your Cloud Descending Sect have only this one stronghold, or do you have an entire sect?"
Considering the previous experience with Yatian Sect and Heaven’s Edge Sect, Yuchi was now very cautious, especially when dealing with sects like Cloud Descending Sect. He was very careful, not recklessly annihilating Yatian Sect only to leave the situation unclean, that would be quite uncomfortable.
When the man heard Yuchi’s question, he definitely didn’t know what Yuchi meant, after all, why suddenly ask such questions, seems somewhat irrelevant, right? But regardless, he definitely wasn’t going to reveal anything about the Cloud Descending Sect. After all, having been born as a member of Cloud Descending Sect, he’d die as a soul of Cloud Descending Sect.
Yuchi continued to look wordlessly at the man, curiously at him, "What’s with the blushing?"
The man stubbornly replied, "Radiant!"
Yuchi: "???"
Shit!
Alright!
Yuchi continued saying, "Why have you turned yellow again!"
The man still stubbornly said, "Applied wax, it’s cold!"
Yuchi: "..."
Then he picked up his old fists and started punching and kicking the guy: "Making you apply wax, making you apply wax, you still apply wax? I never applied wax, and you apply wax! See if you’ll apply wax again, ghostly scripts one after another, what are you doing, are you all acting me?!"