Chapter 324 - 194: A New Sect is Established! A Domineering Name! (Seeking Recommendations and Favorites)_3
Does Yuchi not understand?
This routine is something old foxes from past lives have played with until it was worn out: First, there’s the deliberate difficulty, endless excuses not to process, passing the buck until you’ve run yourself ragged. Second, painting a big picture, talking about making money from opening a shop, the various ways to quickly break even. The third point is even simpler, named final interpretation rights belong to the merchant itself. Three stabs directly strike, leaving the freshly graduated kids dumbfounded on the spot.
"I’ve lived through one lifetime, would you please show me some respect, thank you."
"The pits I’ve walked through, the tears I’ve cried, it’s all bloody."
Yuchi thought helplessly in his heart.
Of course, the surface work still needs to be done, so he tried asking: "Then what materials do I need to prepare?"
Prepare what materials, huh? The middle-aged man furrowed his brows and pondered for a moment, then retrieved a thick stack of papers from behind the counter and, while referring to them, slowly said:
"First, you need to prove you are yourself. You must obtain a certificate from your local government office, proving you are a basic citizen with no violations."
"Second, you must own the deed to your property. At the same time, bring along the printed copy of the deed’s original artwork to prove you won’t run away because of some troubling matters, leaving disciples homeless."
"Lastly, you need to write a letter proving you qualify to be Sect Leader."
Three points thrown out there.
Yuchi was shocked: They’re all subjective questions?! Are there no definite answers? Damn, this is even nastier than what I’ve encountered before!
And it’s not over.
The middle-aged man went on to detail each task that needed to be done, dragging on for almost half an hour. It was simply astonishing; Yuchi, who had seen the world, was scared by this sort of thing for the first time.
This was truly frightening.
So basically, if you’re a normal person, you can’t solve this kind of problem, right? Yuchi yielded, showing a harmless side and softly said while the other was leisurely sipping tea, "I don’t know how to do this, I wonder if you could help me... I... I can provide you with gold and silver!"
Hahaha, does this young fellow still have some spirituality? The middle-aged man instantly chuckled, closing those books with a smile, though also putting away a bit of his bright grin, pretending to be serious as he said to Yuchi, "Buddy, saying that is really over the top, we clicked instantly, talking money only hurts feelings."
"Honestly, I really want to help you, and I don’t want your gold and silver, I already have a lot of money, do I still care about these? I don’t love gold and silver. The times I cherish most are when I was still a Painter, you should see my character, not my wealth."
Yuchi added in his heart: Otherwise, you’ll be jealous.
"Secondly, leave this matter to me then. Since we are fated, if you want me to help, that means you trust me, so I won’t leave you worried. You just need to provide the basic materials, and I’ll handle the remaining things for you, ensuring the whole process is completed for you swiftly!"
"Lastly!"
The middle-aged man’s eyes showed signs of being forced into a corner, he lowered his head with a sigh, and as Yuchi muttered "Here it comes, here it comes," he finally said, "If you truly want this matter handled, it might still require some additional expenses. These additional costs would not be for me. I have no use for money, I already have such a residence in Jiangzhou City, trust me, I’m not deceiving you, I can run away as a monk, but I can’t run away from the temple."
"These extra gold and silver are just to smooth things over a bit, I trust you understand what I mean, you must realize that going through the entire process involves every government official, how many mouths will we encounter, one linking to another, when totaled up, this expense could be quite significant!"
Saying this, the man took a sip of his tea, and a woman watching from afar suddenly understood and came over to him, patting his shoulder, speaking sorrowfully:
"Let’s drop it, these things are too troublesome, too difficult, we’re really biting off more than we can chew, and this violates regulations. If you get caught, how is our whole family supposed to live, boohoohoohoohoo!"
Did she just start crying? Yuchi was stunned.
The man then pressed down on the woman’s hand, and with righteousness said:
"This is the last time, once this is done, I won’t do it again. The key is this young fellow, look at him, talented, handsome, graceful. Just one glance tells you he’s a good person, there’s a fortune teller who predicted we need to do more good deeds when encountering such people, we can’t simply not do it because it’s difficult!"
The woman cried, "I’m worried for you, but you’re not wrong, this young fellow is indeed a really good person, I also see him as a good guy, we definitely must help him as much as we can, so I’ll listen to you, you guys carry on!"
The man then cried, "Alright, you go do your own thing, dear don’t cry before the young fellow, this is what we should do, you know!"