Chapter 75 - 74 He Didn’t Expect It Was Shen Yinning’s First Time
The two brothers spoke in unison like performing a quick chat rhythm:
"We wish Mr. Yu the handsome old man a wonderful life ahead, career soaring, income doubling swiftly, beauties falling head over heels for you! No worries about food, no worries about clothes, no flat houses to live in, only high-rises! Big fortunes, small fortunes, money flowing in every day, smooth successes, endless prosperity! When you climb mountains, you’re a tiger; when you descend them, you’re a dragon, roaming the world as you please! Flourishing in work, winning in love, striding gracefully across the entire city! Wealth pouring into your home, with life embellished with joy! Here’s a toast to you with a cup of longevity wine, wishing you live all the way to ninety-nine!"
Yin Shanshan laughed so hard she couldn’t close her mouth.
Her half-month of painstaking coaching these two brothers hadn’t gone in vain—they finally recited the entire piece!
This was a popular modern internet quip, something these ancient people definitely hadn’t heard before; wouldn’t they be utterly dazzled?!
Perhaps if Yu Qingheng became overjoyed, he might immediately take her two sons, Hong-ge’er and Hui-ge’er, as his apprentices or even reward each of them with a big red envelope on the spot!
However, the atmosphere in the study grew increasingly strange.
Even Gao Zheng’s expression turned incredibly nuanced.
Among all the literati in the world, who didn’t know that Yu Qingheng never married in his life?
And now the well-wishing words included "beauties falling for you"—what was the meaning of this?!
Wasn’t this hinting at the old man being indecent in his old age?!