Chapter 125: The peepstar doing her job.
The mighty little peepstar: [It has come to my attention that some of my haters are prematurely celebrating my "downfall" because I did not share one video or a few pictures of Wu Tangning’s latest water adventure and Jun Meilin’s fight.
To them I say: I’m not going anywhere.
Flashy Ziyang that no good paparazzo even threw himself a little party, popped some discount champagne and toasted to a world without this peepstar catching your favorite celebrities mid-sneeze, mid fight, mid sex, mid scheming or knee deep in an existential crisis that can be career ending. But alas, --too soon, my friends!
I thrive on scandal and to prove you all wrong, here are a few scandalous things that my very secret cameras and microphones have picked up between the time when Flashy Ziyang ordered a three yuan brand of knock off champagne and now...as I am typing this.
1. Lucky Koo and New Gigi’s sex tape was stolen thirty minutes ago and the thief plans to leak it. I am afraid that their careers might be on the edge of a cliff already.
2. Sammy Kun the lifestyle influencer assaulted her boyfriend an F list actor Gong Zi. She broke three of his teeth and broke his left arm.
3. Li Li Li, a comedian whose name is as ridiculous as he is exposed his buttocks to a group of ten lucky fans that had paid highly to enjoy a private performance. I don’t think this was the performance they thought they would be getting.
4. It turns out, Yang Ye, the popular opera singer has been lip syncing for twenty one years!!!! How did nobody notice this? The true voice behind her is her less attractive younger sister that was forced to drop out of school at seventeen to support Yang Ye’s career from the shadows.
5. Ma Chow got married in secret to his high school sweetheart. No...it is not a man as previously rumored. It is a beautiful woman with the loveliest tiny black mole sitting on top of her right eyebrow.